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I like to TRY to look good.

I dunno, most days I get lazy and just wear a tee shirt and cargo shorts or jeans.

But some days I like to try, I'll go to stores at the mall and find something. Only problem is is that shit's expensive.

At 8/14/10 02:44 PM, Chocomilk wrote:
Fixd for the better. I think I got the message OP was trying to say in a better worded quote. Right guys?

Okay, that was really immature and stupid, but I lol'd hard.

Okay, let me claaaaaarify. My girlfriend wanted to see this, so I was like fine whatever.

I never read the books or saw another movie until Eclipse.

Watching Eclipse was the first thing I saw and it was a total shitfest.

Also, let me clarify with tweens, teenage, and young adult females. And gay guys yeah.

Well, it annoys everyone.

One specific thing that I noticed is that for some reason it's OKAY for Bella to go off and kiss Edward AND Jacob. And then Edward's like, "OH BELLA ITS OKAY YOU'RE FINDING YOURSELF I'M NOT MAD."

Like what the fuck. Twilight's target audience is tweens, teenagers, and young adults. And, let's face it, media influences our behavior more than we would think. So some ten year old girl is gonna grow up thinking this is OKAY and saying she's just "struggling with who to pick."

Like what the fuck that really pissed me off. Imagine if a guy did that, that girl would just dump him instantly.

Should always make her take the morning after pill just in case, if she's not on the pill.

Always use a condom though.

And buy a test, dude. It's like $13. It's better to spend a few dollars on a test than to go through an emotional breakdown for you, your girlfriend, and your families.

I am incapable of feeling pleasure.

Just let them grow dude.

Okay, so you said you made it when you're 11...and that was a little over a year ago. So I assume you're 12. Your bio says:

Soo, i'ma guy who goes with anything. Blood, gore, happiness, porn, anything else.

Oh dear...

I remember watching a SpongeBob animator discuss all the inappropriate things they sneak into the background of the show.

Probably on YouTube.

5 foot 7.5-ish.

At 8/7/10 05:56 AM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 8/7/10 05:51 AM, EcstaticEd wrote:

At 8/7/10 05:50 AM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 8/7/10 05:43 AM, Shauna wrote: Hey, I like you and I think we should get married.

You and the OP? What for?

Because she's a whore.

Well thats not nice. Im sure she is a nice girl. Nice enough at least.

True, true.

Yes. No. Yes.

At 8/7/10 05:50 AM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 8/7/10 05:43 AM, Shauna wrote: Hey, I like you and I think we should get married.

You and the OP? What for?

Because she's a whore.

Yeah.

At 8/7/10 05:16 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote: That'd be gross because that'd mean he was a Xboxfag.

That'd be delicious because that'd mean he was a Xboxfag.

At 8/7/10 05:12 AM, Ptero wrote:

At 8/7/10 05:10 AM, EcstaticEd wrote:

At 8/7/10 04:37 AM, Ptero wrote: He wanted to have sex with you in the dim light of his basement TV with Halo 3 filling the screen behind you two.

SO HOT MMM.

I didn't even get to the part about the Mountain Dew and Cheeto lube.

This could've gotten so much more fucked up and twisted, but I would have too much fun with that.

At 8/7/10 05:09 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote: Just walk her down the isle. Your speech can be about how much you love her and your happy for her and you wish her an everlasting happy and healthy marriage.

RAPE HER.

At 8/7/10 04:37 AM, Ptero wrote: He wanted to have sex with you in the dim light of his basement TV with Halo 3 filling the screen behind you two.

SO HOT MMM.

Do you have an Oedipus complex?

If you don't, I can't help you.

At 8/7/10 04:18 AM, Anonymoususer092 wrote:

At 8/7/10 04:16 AM, EcstaticEd wrote:

At 8/7/10 04:11 AM, Anonymoususer092 wrote:

At 8/7/10 04:05 AM, EcstaticEd wrote: The Big Bang...

And what made the big bang?

Read this.

And what made the event that made the big bang?

Well, it wasn't God.

I shall tell you all a story, gather 'round!

I am the farthest possible neighborhood that attends this high school that's thirty minutes away, so really the only kids I knew coming in were the kids I knew in my neighborhood. The area where my high school is is a mixed bag. There's a lot of very, very rich kids, and then a lot of very, very poor kids.

I have just finished my freshman year, and I took this advanced History and English class which was a fucking joke. Easiest shit ever.

ANYWAYS, the WHOLE class was filled with all of these preppy, popular, athletic kids who thought so highly of themselves. I kept to myself and had only three friends, or people I would talk to, in the class (the class had over 60 kids) Our teacher wanted us to do some gay class discussion about something really dumb, like the way coaches coach? I don't remember, but it was something dumb.

SO, our teacher was insistent you HAD to speak in this discussion to get an A. I really didn't talk much in the class, hell, I think half of the kids didn't know my name, so the teacher bluntly asks in the middle of the discussion: "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD, STEPHEN?"

Knowing I had to make some kind of addition to this discussion, my teenage awkwardness kicked in with the stammering and the long "Uhh"'s. It didn't help that people were staring at me as I tried to think of something. So, I kind of rambled, I don't really remember exactly what I said, but I'm pretty sure it really didn't get anywhere, you know? Like, one of those sentences where you kind of just talk without getting to the point?

So afterwards, this kid just laughs hysterically, thinking it was just SOOOOO hilarious. At the time, I just got really embarrassed, my face turned all red and I kept my head down, avoiding eye contact. At the time, I wasn't bothered so much by this kid's laughter, but by the awkward silence and staring. Looking back, I just think he's an asshole. The teacher goes: ".......Mmmmmmmmmkay." And the class moves on.

I am just very, very awkward.

I have a PLETHORA of other stories from that class to share, but by now this is starting to sound like a "B'AWW" post, which I didn't intend it to be.

At 8/7/10 04:11 AM, Anonymoususer092 wrote:

At 8/7/10 04:05 AM, EcstaticEd wrote: The Big Bang...

And what made the big bang?

Read this.

I hope Stephanie Meyer kills herself after seeing what she has done to preteens of today.

At 8/7/10 03:53 AM, Anonymoususer092 wrote:

At 8/7/10 03:42 AM, Dr-Worm wrote: stupid bullshit

Here's a brain teaser; what made Earth and all planets and galaxies appear "smart guy?"

NOT!

The Big Bang...

Sad thing is, you'll get it published, and the few people on NG who are intelligent enough to actually fucking read a book would just spend more time than it would take to order a copy to search the internet trying to pirate it.

Enjoy America!

I've had many strange sleeping patterns.

I can stay up for two days straight, then sleep for only three hours and feel fine.

Other days, I stay up for 8 hours and fall asleep for 13 hours.

When I was a few years younger, I had insomnia and could not fall asleep for days.

More recently, I drink Ny-Quil at 8 PM and get up at 9 AM the next day.

CARTHAGE.

FUCK.

YEAH.

At 8/7/10 02:31 AM, naronic wrote: Idk if anyone lives in virginia here
lots of rednecks

LOL. Only in southern VA. Northern VA is better.

At 8/7/10 02:03 AM, Ptero wrote: If I have to used this god damn picture one more time...

/thread