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I cast my votes and disappear into 2006.
Funniest User: EarFetish
Attention Whore: GeorgeTopouria (deleted)
Drama Queen: WadeFulp
Never Logs Off: ZeroAsALimit
I Miss Yew!: bigbadron
Most Overrated User: Ozcar
Underrated User: Afro_Stud
Best Spammer: BonusStage
Worst Poster are: fukmeharNpullmyhair
Best Mod: Sanjay
Worst Mod: Maus
Best Noob: Noob-AntiChrist
Best Topic Starter: -Gooch-
Best Male User: -Gooch-
Best Female User: Mary

Happy New Year to all, and to all a good 2006.

<3 BonusStage, he shall winzorsz teh spamszors!

Riley from the Boondocks, much?

Bedn was an apostle in disguise.

Rawr. The other morning I saw Kafro, the highest level Chief Bandit in OMS, KS Jr. Balrog from a Priest and a Dragon Knight.
It was amazing.

At 12/31/05 01:09 PM, Goatchrist wrote: List a a few bands you like and we'll see :)

Unearth, Every Time I Die, Slipknot (old stuff), Shadows Fall, Arch Enemy.

At 12/31/05 11:25 AM, superlunk wrote: You want to see 10-year-old boys run around naked?
Pedophile.

~omgwtfpwndftw
And I think those 10 year olds knew more than they should've.

Either that, or they sneakily took some of mommy's... cadny?

This has been done again and again, way too much. You can find out everyone's first post by clicking on the little link that says Posts next to their number.

At 12/28/05 07:19 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: I couldnt be bothered photoshopping so i just used paint

Well, 2good2b4goten, this leads me to ask one thing.
ORLY!?

..You should oh so totally tell me how to do that.

Perfect is such an ugly term.
My idea of perfect is everyone can handle themselves. Kind of anarchic, yes, but it's what I believe. I've often thought about every citizen getting equal things, but, that's communistic, and plain old stupid. I'm racist to those who deserve it, not all, so.

Meh, I was just rambling on anyways, but how could you ever live in a "Perfect" world when it is such a loose term?

Rawr, Writer's Guild.
Rawr. How have you all been?

Me? Besides the fact that I got robbed of meh cell phone, I'm fine.

...This makes coming back to NG worth it.
I'm in. I have a level 35 bandit named EternalCries.

May I join?
I'm into metalcore.

You sir, rule.

Sometimes when i post topless, i make it my profile picture.

At 9/30/05 11:45 PM, axeslash wrote: Its like they always say man, cime doesn't pay. Unless you rob banks, in which you make mad money.

Actually.
That was one of the kid's plans to pay off the fines.
^^;

4 of my close friends had to turn themselves into the cops today, because they're taggers, and their shit is all across the county, like if you lived down here, you would see their shit a lot. But, yeah, as one of the kid's birthday gifts, they decided to tag up a trolley, they also broke it a bit, too. They caused 10,000$ worth of damage. It was all on camera.

When they confessed, the two kids who were being charged as minor's parents came. One kid's parents were like flipping out on him. One kid's dad was disappointed, but not enough that it showed. And the two kids being charged as adults are definetely going to jail for a long, long time. And the other two kids are being stuck with community service and probation, and one of them is punished for, like, ever. And just to be even more dickheads, the cops are adding up to the already hefty fines. 600$ for each new tag they find in any of the cities around here.

And a thing that kind of urks me. I was about to go tagging with them. Like, soon. Like, if the remnants of Hurrican Rita didn't hit us and cause an uber amount of rain, I would've went with them. For sure.

And it sucks. Really, it does, because I just kept on putting myself in their shoes, thinking what my family would think if I did that... Eh, I don't even know anymore.

Aw!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS TOM! YOU FUCKIN' HUSTLER!

<3

At 9/28/05 12:19 PM, WadeFulp wrote: If you have committed this offense I suggest you order some stickers if you want my forgiveness.

This is probably why I have never hated you.

By the way, Wade, you would make a great salesman.

At 9/26/05 06:34 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Now find the cookies on your temp. files drive.

Yeah, computers have some tasty treats hidden inside if you look hard enough.
Like a pinata, except not Mexican.

A great Rock/Alternative band, Revelation Theory comes out with their debut album tomorrow.
They have three amazing tracks on their MySpace.
Check them out and comment!

Well, that's a pretty stupid reason to stop going to a gym, but it's your call.

Wait.
You might be able to do something about the pedophilia that he commited.
But if he has a smart enough lawyer, there could be a countersuit for statitory rape.

I got that too. Luckily I was smart enough to notice that is was an MSDOS file.

1. Don't use Opera.
2. It could just be because Newgrounds has so much bandwidth.

At 9/26/05 04:13 PM, 3mpow3r3d wrote: Ok, I am a fan of SkipKnot

Who the hell is SkipKnot?

But yeah, about that, you should make sure he knows that the music is. It's risky, but it's better than having him freak out when you're already there.

Two years?
Fuck that hoe, if I were Vickki I'd run away, flat out. But yeah, her dad must be an uber cockbite to do an asshole thing like that.

At 9/26/05 04:37 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: Did you punch the kid after he called you SMC?

I know I would've.
Tell The authorities that SMC is like a racial slang or something.

At 9/26/05 05:10 PM, Warrickneff wrote: What bugs me is that breast cancer is something that affects only women.

Look, Ma, he's uneducated!

Next time, ask them if they have people who bring the food to your house.
If yes, request a female.
Then, make sure you tell the guy this, "Make her horny."
And pray he doesn't understand you.