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Response to: Spelling Bee! Posted June 2nd, 2005 in General

Congratulations on being able to spell a word you would never use in an ordinary conversation.

"You stupid euonym."
"lolwtf?"

Response to: anyone playing ninja gaiden Posted July 12th, 2004 in General

My friends and I were actually just playing it about 5 hours ago. It _is_ hard, but not impossible. You just have to keep trying. A lot.

Response to: who hates Xbox?because i do Posted July 12th, 2004 in General

How many of these threads must we see before we realize that it's all just a matter of opinion for christsakes!?

Response to: Best joke? Posted July 12th, 2004 in General

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Response to: Yeowi the pervet?! Posted July 12th, 2004 in General

Mm. Chicken and waffles. Yum.

Response to: how many ppl play on kings of chaos Posted July 11th, 2004 in General

I played during Age 1, because it was fun. Then Age 2 came around, and I lost interest with all the new things they added.

Response to: batting Posted July 11th, 2004 in General

Your batting average is a mathematical percentage arrived at by dividing your at-bats by the number of hits you have accumulated. The percentage will fall between .000 and 1.000%. A higher batting average is better than a lower one. Teh edn.

Response to: A riddle you cant solve Posted July 3rd, 2004 in General

Shadow. Easy.

Response to: fullheadfullheadfullheadfullheadful Posted July 3rd, 2004 in General

Hey, I remember one time, I posted something.

Response to: How do YOU make your movies? Posted July 3rd, 2004 in General

LOL A CAMERA!

Response to: your favorite bedtime snack Posted July 3rd, 2004 in General

I usually don't eat anything, but I do listen to music.

Response to: NG ARMY Posted July 3rd, 2004 in Clubs & Crews

Oh, another one. These are really annoying sometimes.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=142563

In other news, my July 4 has been sort of uneventful. Any other Americans doing stuff?

Response to: Poker Club Posted July 3rd, 2004 in Clubs & Crews

Oh sorry, I misread your post. You're learning Omaha. In that case, I don't think stud helps you much. It's still a good game, though.

Response to: Poker Club Posted July 3rd, 2004 in Clubs & Crews

Texas Hold 'em is a fantastic game, really. World Series of Poker coming up ought to be nice to. Also, I recommend that you learn how to play stud too, before Texas Hold 'em. They have many similar basic aspects. Good luck with that, and I'll certainly try to keep an eye out for this thread

Response to: NG ARMY Posted July 3rd, 2004 in Clubs & Crews

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=145100

That's really all I have to say..

Response to: NG ARMY Posted July 3rd, 2004 in Clubs & Crews

You know, 100 b/p a day is getting significantly harder. I guess with the new portal banning system in place, there aren't as many submissions?

Oh, and PS - All my whistling was finally evaluated, and I'm up to bronze. Woohoo.

Response to: earfetish rocks crew Posted July 3rd, 2004 in Clubs & Crews

I've got Zoloft, so I can enjoy the EF luff with a smile on my face now!

Response to: Scared Shitless Posted July 3rd, 2004 in General

At 7/3/04 10:25 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: also a old insane asylum in worchester mass

Hey. About a month ago, I lived there. Well, not in the asylum, but in Worcester. Supposedly there was a documentary or something made about it too, but I never saw it or heard anything else about it after that. And for the record:

W-O-R-C-E-S-T-E-R

If people can spell and say 'worcestershire sauce', what's so hard about taking of the shire part and talking about a city? So many people have spelled/said the name wrong, that I usually don't even bother to correct them anymore.

Well anyways, that was my sleep-induced rant. Have fun.

Response to: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge Posted July 3rd, 2004 in General

Come on, how do you not like Pole Riders? It's just one humongous sexual innuendo that you get points for. It's hilarious really. The over-dubs just make for more jokes. It's one of the shows I consider worth downloading to have a set. I.E. Beavis and Butthead, Seinfeld, etc.

Response to: Worst porn Posted July 3rd, 2004 in General

At 7/3/04 09:57 AM, nidoking275 wrote: you're biting each other and theres blood *shudders*

Meh, it's just different ways of doing things. Some "normal" people like ear/neck-biting, but in moderation. Porn usually overdoes it, yaknow?

Response to: Got Quote? Posted July 3rd, 2004 in General

This one time, I licked a black man. He didn't taste like chocolate. I was sad.

Response to: I need your help, NG. Posted July 3rd, 2004 in General

You know, I was going to comment on that spelling.

Anyways. Astral = stars. Usually.

Response to: Filesharing Posted July 3rd, 2004 in General

Soulseek = teh winn0r. Really, it's good.

Response to: Porn Posted July 3rd, 2004 in General

It still never fails to amuse me how much post action a topic about porn will get on any BBS, let alone this one. And Mike; just, wow.

Response to: A punch to your pyloric sphincter. Posted July 3rd, 2004 in General

You get a cool point just for using the phrase 'pyloric sphincter' in a sentence.

Response to: A riddle you cant solve Posted July 2nd, 2004 in General

At 7/2/04 01:10 PM, Earfetish wrote: When I open my mouth, my pants get louder.

Earfetish, from all the sucking. <3

Response to: A riddle you cant solve Posted July 2nd, 2004 in General

What do you receive more of, the more you give it away?

Response to: A riddle you cant solve Posted July 2nd, 2004 in General

Because the tape would have to have been rewound to hear the man's original message.

Response to: Paintball Crew Posted July 1st, 2004 in Clubs & Crews

Paintball sniping is retarded.

Unless you have terrific paint, a long and accurate barrel, and a sight, there is hardly any point to it, cause you aren't accurate from a long enough distance. Just stick with your normal setup and maybe an upgraded barrel.

Response to: THE ANTI CANADIAN CLUB Posted July 1st, 2004 in Clubs & Crews

Okay, children, listen up.

The British and Canadians in the early days of the war tried to invade France from the north. When they got pwned by the Germans, they had to evacuate through a tiny port town called Dunkirk. If it weren't for the miracle of God saving them with His own two hands, that would have been the worst wartime disaster in the history of modern warfare.

On the other hand, the Americans had Operation Market-Garden. It was a plan to paradrop and land in Belgium/Netherlands and advance toward Germany. It was a very risky plan, and it depended mainly on a system of bridges staying up. Well, the Americans let the bridges fall at the hands of the Germans, and a large supply of fuel diverted to the operation was wasted. However, due to the heroic actions of a select few, the operation was not a total loss.

Ergo, it's sort of 50-50.