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Response to: Show Ng Your O Face! Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

At 4/9/10 04:16 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote:
Also, whoever puts a stapler in their photo wins at life.

Do I win

Show Ng Your O Face!

Response to: Say What Again, Say What Again?! Posted April 7th, 2010 in General

What

Response to: bad translator fun! Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

"I'm really horny "

...54 translations later we get:

"Learn virtualli."

Response to: NG Poetry Battles Posted April 5th, 2010 in Writing

Just to let you know, I can't do any battles on tuesdays or thursdays because I won't be able to use a computer at all on those days for a few months.

Response to: Level 21 Icon Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

At 4/5/10 02:37 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote:
At 4/5/10 02:35 PM, Niloc14 wrote:
At 4/5/10 02:33 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote:
At 4/5/10 02:29 PM, Niloc14 wrote: *checks his profile* ...I don't have that. :C
Change your aura to neutral like the other guy.
How 'bout now?
Yurp.

Try clearing your cache.

Response to: NG Poetry Battles Posted April 4th, 2010 in Writing

Why do I still not have a battle?!?!?!

Response to: Are you A 90's Kid ??? Posted April 4th, 2010 in General

I really miss Catdog and Angry Beavers.

Response to: NG Log makes me feel useless. Posted April 4th, 2010 in General

At 4/4/10 07:26 AM, HTID wrote:

I would take this hammer over the bondage whip of level 15 any day.

What's wrong with a bondage whip?

Response to: I am Rucklo. Posted April 3rd, 2010 in General

At 4/3/10 08:58 PM, NoxDexus wrote:
At 4/3/10 08:57 PM, Dogmeat wrote: Do you actually wish you were Rucklo?
We all wish we were Rucklo.

Not me. I wish I were Poozy.

Response to: About Newgrounds - Kevin Bacon Posted April 3rd, 2010 in General

Kevin bacon was so 2 days ago.
It's all about Stealth Bacon now

Response to: the best way.. Posted April 3rd, 2010 in General

Prove that they are small and you are superior.

Response to: NG Poetry Battles Posted April 3rd, 2010 in Writing

When am I gonna be in a battle?

Response to: Dubbi v zachdamacman v DM692 Posted April 2nd, 2010 in Writing

When I saw that the topic was Saloon, I imagined that the poems would have a old time western feel. I think that zach captured that better so my vote goes to him.

DM692: 1
Zach: 1

Response to: What tabs do you have open? Posted April 1st, 2010 in General

Newgrounds and failblog

Response to: Kevin Fletcher vs. Kevin Bacon Posted April 1st, 2010 in General

Kevin Costner

Kevin Fletcher vs. Kevin Bacon

Response to: Favourite song lyrics Posted April 1st, 2010 in General

Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
There's somethin' special on my mind
Last night I met a new girl in the neighbourhood, whoa yeah
Somethin' tells me I'm into something good
(Somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')

She's the kind of girl who's not too shy
And I can tell I'm her kind of guy
She danced close to me like I hoped she would
(she danced with me like I hoped she would)
Somethin' tells me I'm into something good
(Somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')

We only danced for a minute or two
But then she stuck close to me the whole night through
Can I be fallin' in love
She's everything I've been dreamin' of
She's everything I've been dreamin' of

I walked her home and she held my hand
I knew it couldn't be just a one-night stand
So I asked to see her next week and she told me I could
(I asked to see her and she told me I could)
Somethin' tells me I'm into something good
(somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')
Somethin' tells me I'm into something good
(somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')
To something good, oh yeah, something good
(somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')
To something good, something good, something good

Response to: Okay... Posted April 1st, 2010 in General

What are you talking about?

Response to: NG Poetry Battles Posted April 1st, 2010 in Writing

I'm not sure these battles can go on until tomorrow because of the name filter.

Response to: NG Poetry Battles Posted March 31st, 2010 in Writing

I feel so left out

Response to: Now lets go get those Viet Congs Posted March 29th, 2010 in General

What do you mean you people?

Response to: your good deed Posted March 28th, 2010 in General

I gave away chocolate for cheap donations to a church

Response to: Do we carry the... You in the back! Posted March 28th, 2010 in General

At 3/28/10 05:24 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Yes, you. Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class?

ummm.... we..... uh... we were just talking about uhhh..... how ummm.... how much we love your new tie.

Response to: List of ppl Looking to Collaborate! Posted March 28th, 2010 in Collaboration

I can be a writer for anyone who needs ideas.

Response to: if you had 5 days to live Posted March 28th, 2010 in General

Party like it's 1985

Response to: Sideways Studios - A Flash Team... Posted March 27th, 2010 in Collaboration

If you guys need a writer I'll help out.

Response to: Heavy words, heavy thoughts Posted March 27th, 2010 in General

If you already posted this in the writing forum there is no reason to post it here.

Response to: Boatwest v Birdbeard v Earthshine Posted March 26th, 2010 in Writing

Vote people.

please?
Response to: Art as a Higher Power? Posted March 23rd, 2010 in General

Personally for me I turn to music a lot in my life. I find that the different genres can give me a variety of ways to make myself feel better. I personally believe that art and/or music can make a real impact in there life and can replace religion.

Response to: Boatwest v Birdbeard v Earthshine Posted March 23rd, 2010 in Writing

Here's my entry.

Standing on the edge
Rocks crumble before my feet
Wondering if I should live
Or end this life of deceit

The vultures wait hungry
My heart wishes I could fly
But my mind is set life
And how mine is one long lie

But then I start to think happily
I want to step back
But god has other plans for me
Below my feet I hear a crack

The rocks start to crumble
Faster and faster
I start to fall over
I know this will end in disaster.

So now I'm falling to my death
One that is long overdue
Someone please tell my wife
"I love you"

Response to: Call out a battle! Posted March 22nd, 2010 in Writing

At 3/22/10 06:21 AM, munio wrote: i'll challenge zachdamacman i wanna be the first guy to beat him,

Nah man. I'm gonna be the first one to beat him. I say we have a three way.

Zach vs. Munio Vs. Earth