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Response to: if you could kill someone Posted May 9th, 2010 in General

At 5/9/10 09:17 AM, ScorpionReturn5 wrote:
At 5/9/10 09:15 AM, Earthshine wrote: I'd kill him
V
Who?

you

Response to: if you could kill someone Posted May 9th, 2010 in General

I'd kill him
V

Response to: Explain Your Signature. Posted May 9th, 2010 in General

Didn't like my old one, so i made this one in 5 seconds.

Response to: NG Poetry Battles Posted May 8th, 2010 in Writing

At 5/8/10 06:11 PM, TrevorW wrote: I need a new battle-master. Who's interested?

I'll do it.

Response to: Instruments you play! Posted May 8th, 2010 in General

Trumpet, Guitar, Bass, Vocals, and Pan Flute.

Response to: you know you're a nerd/geek when... Posted May 5th, 2010 in General

you have Rick Astley on your ipod.

Response to: Do you hate "soccer" ? Posted May 4th, 2010 in General

At 5/4/10 06:13 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 5/4/10 06:11 PM, Earthshine wrote:
Also soccer is obviously for pussies. It's not like anyone ever actually got hurt.
Yep, exactly.

Because one pair of skinpads is enough to prevent leg injuries, head injuries, groin injuries, any injury really.

Anyone who plays soccer is a complete wimp. They all fake their injuries.

Response to: Name A Room Ffs Posted May 4th, 2010 in General

languages lounge

Response to: Do you hate "soccer" ? Posted May 4th, 2010 in General

To Americans, It's soccer
To mostly everyone else, it's football.

Also soccer is obviously for pussies. It's not like anyone ever actually got hurt.

Response to: Gents, I need suggestions. Posted May 3rd, 2010 in General

At 5/3/10 06:30 PM, Tetimaru000 wrote:
At 5/3/10 06:18 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 5/3/10 06:00 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: Suggestions as to how to not waste a day?
Read a book.
Read two.

Read two and write one.

Response to: Your Sex Life In 3 Pokemon Moves Posted May 2nd, 2010 in General

Harden, Pound, Eruption.

Response to: bad translator fun! Posted May 2nd, 2010 in General

"I fucking hate my fucking life "

...54 translations later we get:

"I can not complain."

Response to: NG Poetry Battles Posted May 1st, 2010 in Writing

At 5/1/10 04:49 AM, nothingmater wrote: so any one read "leaves of grass"?

Nope. Never heard of it.

Response to: Tank Awards, Winners Video Posted May 1st, 2010 in NG News

Congrats to the winners

Response to: All nighter and body hacks Posted April 26th, 2010 in General

Since your body uses sleep as a way to rest muscles and restore energy, i would say just try to go back to your normal sleeping habits and if that doesn't work ask a doctor and he might be able to prescribe you some sleeping pills.

Response to: Make Newgrounds Look Hot Posted April 20th, 2010 in General

Set the whole pace on fire?

Response to: Negrounds and Sports.. Posted April 20th, 2010 in General

I love watching sports. Except golf.

Response to: Newgrounds down? Posted April 20th, 2010 in General

Just wait until it gets fixed.

Response to: Postal 3 Posted April 19th, 2010 in General

It's suppose to be released in 2011.

Response to: Is (was) anyone here a war veteran? Posted April 19th, 2010 in General

Since most of newgrounders are in their teens, I'm pretty sure that there are no WWII survivors. Try going to your local retirement home

Response to: flash submit resources Posted April 19th, 2010 in General

At 4/19/10 07:44 AM, Aleque wrote: how do I subscripe for, and add those ads to my work?

You have to download the preloader, put it into your work, then add your work to the Flash API system.

Response to: My google is fucking retarded Posted April 19th, 2010 in General

1.) Download some anti-virus
2.) Have it scan your computer
3.) make sure it deletes all threats it finds.
4.) ?????
5.) Profit!

Response to: Best Recurring jokes from TV shows? Posted April 17th, 2010 in General

Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

Best Recurring jokes from TV shows?

Response to: NG Poetry Battles Posted April 17th, 2010 in Writing

Can't do a battle all next week.

Response to: Why do you write? Posted April 14th, 2010 in Writing

I write as a way to reflect on how I'm feeling at the time. If I'm feeling sad my work will be dark and very emotional. When I'm happy, my work will mostly be comical. It also gives me a way to express my emotions. That's basically why I write.

Response to: Need Title Help. Posted April 14th, 2010 in Writing

Dumpster bear

Response to: Where is Jade ? Posted April 14th, 2010 in General

She's busy with her/his life.

He/She will come when she has time and wants to come.

Response to: Post Your Mindfucks Here. Posted April 13th, 2010 in General

What would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow now"?????????

The next sentence is true.
The previous sentence was false.

Response to: Ng Writer's Forum Tournament Posted April 13th, 2010 in Writing

At 4/13/10 05:03 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote:
Also, Reptyle, Earthshine, Wolf-Raven, and munio, you guys all posted questions and whatnot, so I'm not 100% sure if you want to sign up, but if you do, say so clearly or pm me or whatever you're going to do.

I'm not going to sign up for this.

Response to: Ng Writer's Forum Tournament Posted April 10th, 2010 in Writing

How exactly will the winners of each round be chosen?