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Sorry to double post :/

Ironically, the World of Warcraft South Park episode just came on TV....

And then just to top of the irony:

At 12/9/09 07:47 AM, letiger wrote: Because he's not your buddy, guy!

Lolz.....

At 12/9/09 07:42 AM, robin1232wrote:

the trial version installs really fast, if you want to get the full game it takes about a full day to update (but it automatically goes to version 3.2 now, so its probably just a couple of hours).

Yes but 8GB? I really didn't expect that. I would of thought the entire game to be 8GB and a trial to be more compact and limited. I mean, in a way its good because you get more features of the real game but I really doubt anyone who really understands how much they are downloading wouldn't do it for a 10 day game.

At 12/9/09 07:44 AM, letiger wrote: Not really. If you actually play for a while the people you hear about that are the "overly famous" ones. You always hear about them in the news and online, but that's only a small amount of people.

Orly? Hmm, I do actually agree with you there, because I have played MMORPGs in the past and I know how literally every player knows the name of the top 5-10 highest leveled players, but I still don't think they should advertise 8GB file for a mere 10 days. Maybe I would be more satisfied if it was a 20 or 30 day trial so I knew that it wasnt "Completely" a waste.

At 12/9/09 07:40 AM, letiger wrote: Private servers are what you need.

Daym forgot about that forum....

lol whoops

But so what? WOW isnt even technically a video game, just a hangout for noobs and trolls to prance around and pretend like they're actually special.

I just watched some "Mr T/Some how related to World of Warcraft/DOWNLOAD FREE NOW" ad on tv for the 50th time so I finally thought "Well, why not?". Anyway, it downloads crap like 3 different times and the 3rd time it was about a 5GB file which all together totaled about 8GB... Thats almost half my Monthy Usage! For christs sake as if they expect people to waste that on a 10 day game trial! Who do they think we are!?

Yeah... I'm pretty pissed. Just wasted half my usage on the 9th (I get renewed on the 1st of each month) on something that I don't even play and if I did would only last me just over a week. Has anyone else fallen for this?

Google wave is amazing - I'm officially addicted to it 24/7

For more information just go to wave.google.com , they have a video and stuff like that to show you what it is, its pretty much a Twitter/Facebook/Organiser/Project Colaborator/Chatroom/Forum all in one - I use it for everything! My only complaint is that my friends dont have it lol

At 10/28/09 02:15 AM, Jereminion wrote: hey how does the saw story make any sense? i dont remember all the saw movies by perfect detail but i would say this is the story

first few films he kill people who did bad things
then other unimportant stuff happens like the girl joins him and the detective joins him
then he dies from the saw blade
then in the latest (6th) one, he is back alive? or is he in someones imagination? or are they doing flash backs? i dont get how he is still involved in the story. some scenes show him as bald and others with hair thats why they might be flash backs. i dont get it can someone explain why he is in the 6th one

I've been obsessed with saw since the first one came out, i know everything about it but your question is confusing me, who's back alive? What?

Saw 6 fixed up all the lose ends of the other saws, personally its my 2nd favorite saw they've done,
what i actually did is the night before the movie i had a saw fest with 4 friends and watched 1 - 5 and then we saw the 6th one the next day. maybe thats why it made a lot more sense to me.

What Exacly is your question?

Saw is amazing, no questions asked.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone have it yet?

I got my account about 4 hours ago so my friends and I are using it to work together for our history project tomorrow, it kind of sucks though because there are 8 of us and only me and 3 other people have google wave.

Does anyone else have it yet? are you using it a lot?

At 10/24/09 08:26 PM, 95688kage wrote: My gawd!!!! ITS A RECTANGLE!!!!

As they say, Corners are the new Round.

At 10/24/09 06:46 AM, TheStonePilot wrote: Apples business strategy-

Make one (1) amazing invention
Keep reproducing that over and over again with minimal upgrades, but charge twice as much
Stop supporting older models
???
Amazing profit.

This is why I have a PC, folks.

Its funny cause its true...

I used to be a full on anti-mac-er, and in a way I still am since I choose to always use windows or linux for my operating system and never use apple stuff because the simplicity drives me crazy, but after getting an ipod touch i really started enjoying what apple had to offer me. Like, they make really cool stuff and I wouldnt be surprised if that WAS the 4G iphone.

At 10/24/09 06:57 AM, Falonefal wrote: This could've probably made a funny flash video ^^

You know what, I actually think I will make a flash video out of this!

Thanks for the idea! ^^

So I was on Omegle like.... 10 minutes ago and I just had the funniest conversation with this other guy, so I decided to share it with my fellow NGers.

Please tell me what you think xD

Welcome to Omegle
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: Who is this?
Stranger: If I told you this was god
Stranger: would you believe me?
You: Probibly
Stranger: This is god
Stranger: whats up??
You: Nice to meet you
Stranger: hows earth doing
You: You would know. Being god and all.
Stranger: i know it's been a while but, i'll be back
Stranger: I sorta took vacation
You: What do you mean Back?
You: How can god take a vacation? You cant exacly go to hell
Stranger: eh, hells a little too warm for me anyways
Stranger: dude space is pretty cool
Stranger: you should come out here some time
You: You know, I would love to come and visit you but... I sorta have this problem
Stranger: what doth trouble you?
You: Well, I'm a Rhinocerus.
You: And I dont think they allow us to go to space.
Stranger: oh.. yikes... thats rough
You: Yeah, tell me about it
Stranger: Well, take action! Demand it
Stranger: demand a change
You: How? I dont speak people language!!
Stranger: I heard a black man is president in the US... see?? Anything can happen!
You: So what? Thats like saying a horse can have sex with a donkey and make a baby called a mule, its easy because its sort of the same family
Stranger: Can you write?
You: How the fuck can I write? I dont have any fucking opposable thumbs! :(
Stranger: hey, elephants are doing pretty good
Stranger: so I fucked up not giving rhinos thumbs
Stranger: is baby gonna cry?
You: Yeah, everyone likes elephants,
Stranger: jesus christ man I can't give every species what they want.. that'd just be.. rediculous
You: Fuck you god. And i have a question for you
Stranger: What
Stranger: what now
You: Whats with this fucking horn at the top of my head? Seriously, there is NO USE for it! Its too high up to skew marshmellows, and its like 20000000pounds!
You: I mean, Fuck?!
Stranger: ...well.. what? I thought it would be pretty cool for.. i dont know.. stabbing things
You: What can I stab thats that high? Its so heavy I cant jump and stab birds, and its too high so I cant stap things i dont like
Stranger: dont tell me you haven't stabbed a poacher yet?... Thats sorta why I gave it to you.. to stab poachers
You: I mean jesus christ, cant I exchange it for some opposable thumbs?!
You: A poacher? Umm... why would I want to do that?
You: Rhinos are vegetarians, we eat leaves.
Stranger: ...sorry man, it's kinda too late for changes now... Stupid ass Darwin had to go and invent natural selection.. that bitch I can't change things instantly anymore
Stranger: Well... you either.. get poached.. or you dont
You: He didnt invent natural selection, he invented the theory. You can still help me!
You: Ugh..
Stranger: I'd think if you had opposable thumbs.. those poachers would just.. rape you
You: Lol, yeah, i guess...
You: Omg! Hey god! I made a rhyme for you!
You: Can I read it to you?
Stranger: ....you know I've got.. a lot to do
Stranger: I'm kinda busy
Stranger: all these people
Stranger: prayin.. n' shit
You: Too bad. Your omnipotent so you can do as much as you like when ever you like!
Stranger: thats a myth
You: no, its not.
You: Come on, its like 4 lines long
Stranger: how the hell do you know
Stranger: i'm god
Stranger: I know everything
You: Fine then, whats my rhyme?
(pause)
Stranger: I don't recall... I only remember important things
You: Liar!
You: Ok, just let me say it
You: Heres my rhyme:
Stranger: fuckin- a
You: If omniscient god,
who knows the future find,
the omnipotence to,
change his future mind.
Stranger: you know I thought I invented everything... but a rhyming rhino... I didn't do that.. what the fuck happend
You: Yeah, I'm probably some mutant offspring, maybe my mother stabbed me accidentally with her fucking non-useful horn on her head?! Huh?!
You: Do you like it? I wrote it myself, well, not really, since I have no fucking thumbs which we discovered earlier
Stranger: you know
Stranger: that wasn't bad
You: Aww, really? Thank you! ^_^
Stranger: but dont quit your day job... which is lying in dirt eating... dirt
You: Ugh, you know that is actually hard work
You: And we cant get our horns dirty when we lie in dirt since, well, you know, we would drown if we tried to wash it off.
Stranger: dont worry there'll be a reason for that
Stranger: some day
Stranger: I just haven't figured things out yet
You: Oh really?
Stranger: kinda why i took the vacation
You: Thats good, get everything prioritised and sorted out
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: because everytime I come back
Stranger: i get some fucking rhino asking for thumbs
You: Fuck you! You took away my thumbs and gave me a fucking horn!?!?!? How would you feel if that happened to you?
Stranger: WELL FOR ONE I wouldn't be bitching to god about it
Stranger: and I'd be out fucking stabbing things
Stranger: like stumps and shit I dont care
Stranger: I GUESS I DIDNT GIVE YOU LITTLE WHINEY BITCHES A BIG ENOUGH BRAIN TO FIGURE THAT OUT
Stranger: and last time, some punk ass bitch whale wanted wings... WINGS! what the fuck is a whale going to do with wings under water
You: Well it was your fault for making them so god damn obese
You: HOW CAN I STAB A FUCKING STUMP? MY HORN IS 20 METRES IN THE AIR!
You: If an 8 foot man stands on his tippie toes with his hand in the air, I could try to stap his hand
You: but then again, rhinos cant jump. Good one, genius.
Stranger: you know what
Stranger: I dont need this shit
Stranger: i'm taking another vacation
You: Fuck you. Couldn't you just put a brain in that big usless fucking horn of mine?
You: Dont! Fix us first! God dammit!~
You: You cant run from your fucking problems! You need to fix them!
Stranger: Oh I'll damn it alright.. I'll damn it up your ass
Stranger: how would you like that huh?
Stranger: your horn up your ass... Try walking around in the dirt all day with that
You: :( That hurt my feelings.
Stranger: oh .. listen
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: you know what
Stranger: I could of sworn I gave you guys thumbs
You: :O Really?
Stranger: that bitch Noah must have taken the two mutants on his shit ship
You: Oh my God that Fucking Noah!
Stranger: Yeah man
You: Thats it. I'm going to build a time machine to go back in time and whip his ass.
Stranger: That's probably a good idea... hey dont go back too far though... I had some embarrasing "teen" years I'd rather... no one find out about
You: Let me just get a pen and paper and write out some blueprints.... Oh thats right.... I CANT! Thanks for the non-existant thumbs, Asswipe.
The user has disconnected.

Amazing movie, my favorite so far in the entire series.

It answers so many questions that people still couldn't figure out after Saw V, and the ending is breath taking.

Put it this way, if I ever saw the actor of Detective Hoffman just walking around Wall Mart or K-Mart, out of instinct I would probably get a knife and start stabbing him in the chest.

Has anyone else seen the movie? Who else agrees with me?

Yeah, the above is fake, here are lots of different ideas for the iphone 4G

Image 1 Very nice and quite possible for a new design, unfortunately apples idea of simplicity is not shown at all in this image, so its quite obviously fake.

Image 2 Sleek, simple and see through? I don't see it happening... sorry.

Image 3 Looks incredibly simple and powerful, there were big rumors that the iphone 4G was to look more like the Macbook air. So that picture could be very reliable.

Image 4 The new Iphone 4G, being used as an Iphone, Laptop and extension keyboard to the Macs. No, thats not a phone.

Image 5 Simple yet upgraded in all the right ways, looks like it could be the 4G.

Image 6 The iphone ultra..... Maybe.

Image 7 More battery life, storage, radio etc etc, but Chromatic? Hmm, maybe.

Image 8 Iphone, now with Multitasking! Hmm, don't see it either.

Image 9 I agree with the side view, but the front on view is too manly, try again.

Image 10 Software definitely looks like it might be used in the future, but the hardware is way to gadgety for apple iphones.

Sorry to double post!

I just found this other image that is posted in several places around the internet, the iphone 4G. A revolutionary new iphone with:

%u2022 Titanium and Glass.
%u2022 OLED screen
%u2022 3G
%u2022 GPS
%u2022 Front camera for iChat
%u2022 Removable battery
%u2022 3.2 Megapixel camera
%u2022 Video
%u2022 32 GB

Personally I don't like the colour, shape or the ugly removable battery slot on the back, but this picture seems to be a lot more popular then the first one I posted.

The image is way to big, but the link is here.

Its expected to be released in late 2010, its has a camera on the front and back, seems to be smaller, thinner and sleeker, and may be coming in 64 and 120 GB models. There seems to be a camera on the back left of the iphone and something else on the back right.

The picture might be fake but I thought it was real, anyone else know more information about it?

The image was too big so i lowered the quality and uploaded it, a better quality image can be found here.

Haven't checked my email in 3 weeks, just looked at it now and I have 7,230 unread emails...

Should I read them?

Heres a summary of everything thats happened so far:

I got my tetanus shot a few days ago, then my arm went all swollen and purple so the doctor has put me on some pills of some sort for 3 weeks and hopefully it will go away.

Thats all I've gotten so far, I'll keep you guys updated

At 8/29/09 09:25 AM, Lunaful wrote: Ah my second post.

Topic: I kissed a girl.

Post: Posted 07/01/08
"why stick it on the internet ?? from the sound of things its not doing you any favors at all, people are laying into you, lots of people score girls , i do and dont picture it"

Good times.

Lolz

At 8/29/09 02:36 AM, Guest8792 wrote: Everything I've ever posted.

Same here

At 8/29/09 02:37 AM, NapoleanD wrote: While your description sounds pretty realistic...

Pics,

or it didn't happen.

I really wanna see what this looks like. Prob should go to the hospital, but I want pics for proof first. =)

What do you expect me to do? Pull a camera out of my ass?

I have nothing to take a photo with - if i did I would have posted the picture in my first post.

Its just a really long yellow cut and its pretty damn deep - the blood is all dried up and stuff, thats all i can tell you.

Heres an ASCII drawing of it

________________________________________
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Hope you enjoyed my art

lol

At 8/27/09 10:50 AM, Figter wrote: I think you should sue that school!

or go picos school all over it

Lol I so should xD

At 8/27/09 01:59 PM, Struggle wrote: "Finally got a girlfriend (Pics)'
What a mistake.

Its a deleted post...

Lol

At 8/27/09 07:17 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Just about anything I've ever posted with a picture attached.

Whoa - You weren't kidding were you?

LOL

At 8/27/09 06:38 AM, Otto wrote:

At 8/27/09 06:35 AM, e-penisblaster wrote:

At 8/26/09 08:15 AM, Invisable-Ranger wrote: How long ago did you get a tetnus shot?

...A tetnus shot?....

whoops... :/

Private, you're going to die.

Oh Noez!!

At 8/26/09 08:00 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Everything I've ever posted has been the stupidest thing I've posted here. Seriously.

Same, lol.

At 8/26/09 08:15 AM, Invisable-Ranger wrote: How long ago did you get a tetnus shot?

...A tetnus shot?....

whoops... :/

At 8/26/09 06:16 AM, slighly-minty wrote:

At 8/26/09 06:13 AM, e-penisblaster wrote:

At 8/26/09 06:08 AM, slighly-minty wrote: might I suggest investing in some antibacterials and bandages?

I rolled up some towel roll and put some sticky tape over it - it'll hold fine

no. I meant like, put alcohol on it to keep it from becoming infected, and then put a damn bandage on it, you little ninny.

Ey, no need to be mean!

But thanks for the advice, I'm going to see what I've got - be right back

At 8/26/09 06:08 AM, slighly-minty wrote: might I suggest investing in some antibacterials and bandages?

I rolled up some towel roll and put some sticky tape over it - it'll hold fine

How rusty was it?

You know how at the beginning of the movie Titanic they found the boat all rusted up at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah.

At 8/26/09 06:00 AM, NGReviewEater wrote: Here's another stupid thing P-bot posted:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1096 917/1

Can't blame him for the epic fail though

I lol'd

Theres actually a couple of really funny NG things ive seen posted - but i cant find them at the moment :(

Will post later if i find them :P

The title sounds interesting, but its really not.

This arvo I was walking to class and on the walls next to all the doors are these really old metal frames with teachers names in them, and I was laughing with my friend and fell onto a rusty jagged frame where there was about 3 inches of metal sticking out, had to pull it all out of my arm slowly and painfully whilst, funnily enough, everyone was screaming but me - my parents said it'll be fine but if it gets infected they'll take me to hospital.

It actually doesnt look so bad but its really stinging and hurts like hell :( Should I go to the hospital now or wait like my parents said?