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At 1/19/09 08:47 AM, patu1 wrote: So let me get this right, i just draw a picture red bull and tween it across the screen ?

I haven't actually laughed from a post in a long time... Thanks for brightening my day man!

At 1/18/09 07:46 PM, hardscorer wrote: was just wondering around. wat r yall talkin bout w/ "dark" games?

games that have a more Mature, and usually twisted plot... or it could be just violent and gory!

and about the rock hand... go here!

http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/faq/#upa_e xperience_points

At 1/16/09 08:45 PM, xxflareknightxx wrote:

( Only 9. I would like for all you collabers (Munz, Dylawrence, Noxx11, Maybe Trippingmetal) To get working.

OH SHIT! I'm sorry man... I've been non-stop working on 2 other collabs, I can have the CC one done by tomorrow, or the next day. Don't worry, once I say I'm doing a collab part, I always stick with it, even if I don't like it... (but I do like it)

Let's see if it's just as funny with awesome animation!

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  Bowja From His Cashle by Metaphor128

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  Triangle n' Octagon by JohnnyUtah

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it would be a very interesting experiment... people are bitching about the animation, so what if we made it great, would they still bitch?

Alright! I have 2 awesome Ideas.

I will animate both right away.

once I'm done I'll let you choose which one to use, oh... By the way, can we swear?

I'll try out for the 6th spot please!

OH! And dibs on Bioshock... is that okay?

Dude... I would love to be a part of this, but I don't have an awesome Idea yet... I'll check back when I do, and if there are still openings, I'll snag a spot when I come up with a good'n!

<--click here

Thanks for the ego boost!

Hopefully I can get a couple more done!

here's a teaser for the next one

Hey, just curious...

Could I just make a little clip? no co-author, no picture, no text... just a little diddy? Because it seems like I've got some time!

I finished another one! I have a link... but I've already shared my previous one, and I don't want to give all the flashes away... what do you guys think? Should I post it, or save it for the collab?

I myself am enjoying a nice PBR... it's a little warm, but the effect is satisfyingly delicious!

Cheers fuckface!

At 1/8/09 05:43 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/8/09 04:18 AM, Dylawrence wrote: How's that?

Sounds very resourceful. Only problem is, it sounds a bit too resourceful, where would you get such resources from?!

You can probably leave the last part out... and make up your own escape plan, but finding the costumes shouldn't be too hard, maybe hit up a value village or something, but the trick would be to stuff the dude in the basketball suit in the air vents, and find the precise point where the hoop is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI8Schos7 g0

I say you can't beat house of the dead 2

I had this Idea for a while now... (Note: The employees are dressed as referees)

At my local footlocker they have a giant basketball hoop attached to the ceiling in the center-

One of my friends will dress up as a basketball and crash through the ceiling/hoop-

I will burst in with a referee uniform on and blow my whistle

me-"DIDN'T COUNT! PENALTY SHOT!!!"

Another employee dressed in another referee uniform will argue with me and I go

"THAT IS INCORRECT! THE SHOT DIDN'T COUNT!"

The employee will obviously say something back and then I cut him off

"ARE YOU SAYING I'M WRONG? YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THAT SUIT LONGER GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO QUESTION ME?"

it is key to get in his face like you're about to throw down-

my friend in the basketball suit will start to argue and then we do fistycuffs(brawl with eachother) out of the store, and into a limo with 3 hookers and a bottle of Cognac!

How's that?

At 11/5/08 07:42 PM, dante224 wrote:

24 fps
BG: white
DIM: 400x300
add your own music and sound
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SPRITES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!!!! (thier not banned, but please dont use them :P)
any parts judged as spam will be rejected (I MEAN IT)

SO MAKE FUN OF THAT SHROOM EATING ITALIAN WORKING MAN NOW!

This was the very first post... I thought it was pretty clear.

At 12/17/08 09:40 PM, dante224 wrote:

At 12/17/08 01:03 AM, Dylawrence wrote:

At 12/15/08 10:58 PM, dante224 wrote:

whereever the least action happens so it doesnt interfere with your flash :D

So, does this work?

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/3008/805 75_frsp.php

I've got 2 others that I think are gonna be way better if you don't like it!

At 12/15/08 10:58 PM, dante224 wrote:
THE DEADLINE IS JANUARY 30TH!!!!

i rest my case :D

FUCK YES! A deadline... 80% done with the first one... and I'm positive that I can get the other 2 done by Jan 30th...

a side note... do I put my name in the flash? like at the bottom right or some shit? or are we not doing that?

At 12/2/08 03:36 AM, BuLhaNuL wrote:

Now, what should i do...?

Fucking FLASH!

Dibs on the whole "Princess is in another castle" bit... Called it!

Wow... I didn't realize of how much a douche I made myself sound like...

Sorry if I made myself out to be an enraged drunk... but I fully understand where you're coming from now! I guess I misinterpreted what this whole thing is about...

Yes... it's a ripoff... the Idea is already done... and if we make this... it will stand against everything that the original has worked so hard to show us... (not sarcasm)

I was under the impression that it was just a group of kids, taking it easy, no stress, no worries... using an Idea, slapping a new cover on it, and give different scenarios.

I was thinking this was just another video game parody, and started ranting off about why I think you're wrong and I'm right... without really trying to see it at your angle...

I totally get it now, and I know this is just going to go in circle's if I try to make this point but... Please, just try to see it from my level, of all the points I've made, and the reasons why people are into this... there's got to be one thing that makes you say "I see where you're coming from" but I know that won't change your opinion, because in a way... we're both right!

Of all the shit I've said... I'm going to play the part of 'Mr. Contradicting Bags' and stay in the collab... I will submit what I originally thought it was about... and hopefully, the message will be a little more clear. And to everybody that this collab offends... no hard feelings, and don't take it too in depth to allegories and references. Because at the end of the day... It's just a fucking flash!

At 11/15/08 12:24 PM, Emanhattan wrote:

They are joining to be popular, they will just fail at it.

Then why do you care so much? if they really are doing it to be popular then I feel sorry for them, and I guess that makes me wrong about them...

but since I know for a fact that I won't gain popularity... perhaps even lose popularity, and I'm still doing it... isn't that proof enough that this isn't exactly as big a deal as you're making it?

:you probably have no idea of the background of this atrocity.

well you got me there... I'm guessing it has something to do with the originality factor, and the low effort thing, and maybe the fact that Mario is despised when it comes to flashes... and perhaps something to do with the same message as Metal gear funnies...

but if there is a deeper more personal meaning then yeah I'm kinda in the dark. (not sarcasm)

Im not attacking you people for the fun of this.

But that's all it is... JUST FOR FUN! That's it... we pick a theme (Mario) pick a purpose (Satiric and Hippocratic references) and it's all just for fun! So there is no other reason to attack us =)

:this collab is the representation of what metal gear funnyes stands for "welcome to year 2008 where any untalented shmuck can pick a copy of adobe flash...."

... EXACTLY!!! Listen to yourself! We expect to be popular by using the same concept as a flash with a score of 1.98 just with a different theme? STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF you manly hunk of stubborn rage ;D

And really? you think this is THE flash that makes everyone realize that flash animation is going downhill? THIS is the one that people will first suddenly realize that there are a lot of over-rated crappy video game flashes out there? granted it helps... but "THE representation?" C'mon man!

And you people ARE in real mario collabs and have no credibility whatsoever.

...Um... what? Not all of us... not yet. But I can see why you have a problem with video game flashes? because that only adds to the whole "any untalented shmuck can pick a copy of adobe flash" logic.

it adds no effort in originality, or real work, like a sprite animation... but you can't seriously tell me that you've never thought video game flashes or sprite flashes aren't entertaining to you...

(LMAO NOW IM SAVED OF ANY COMMENTS PEOPLE MIGHT SAY LOLOLOL) Burn XD

God damn you're good... making observations and analyzing the reason of what it truly means... you could really make a good satire flash with that noggin... and since the majority of your flashes just HAPPEN to be about video games, just pick a video game theme for it... hey why not do a collab since spriteTV was such a hit...

But I wouldn't want you to work too hard on it, so just have fun with it. make it as crappy as you want, but please do have courtesy for real flash artists, and keep it relevant :D

kinda like metal gear funnies, and I know you know what I'm talking about because that's on your top favorite flash... go ahead and make it 400x300, 24fps, BG white

& remember, it's not about popularity, it's about fun!

thanks... this post no longer needs to exist!

I put one of my flashes on youtube, but all the movie clips didn't play when it was uploaded... how do I get them to play on youtube?

AAAAAAAHHHAHAHA!!!

I agree that it's most likely going to be a piece of shit... I agree that this Idea has been beaten and raped to death...

I understand that lots of people are going to try to lower our batting average because they despise Mario with such passion. But I also know that the people joining aren't doing this to be popular-

It's just for fun, that's it! I haven't submitted in a while, I've never joined a collab, I really want to be a part of something that I literally had no stress in making, and hell, maybe even enjoy it for a change!

We may not please a lot of people, or get any trophies but god damn it... we are doing what we love doing, even if nobody understands it... once you haters are out of junior high mode, maybe you will understand what it means to truly have fun with your fellow friends/animations.

You may now bitch and whine and disagree with me!

Two parter-

1. Can we co-author someone in an audio submission?

2. if not, then can I submit a song that I made beats, and vocals for, but not harmonies, and melodies?

Heh... I'm probably going to get shit for this but, I just use the X-box 360 Rockband Mic to record my voices... no shit! check out the quality of it in my flashes... it's not top notch, but hey, it's not that bad!

At 9/16/08 06:58 PM, Netting wrote:

At 9/16/08 06:30 PM, Dylawrence wrote: AAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA! This is so Hilarious... I barely remember posting this, oh man what a treat

and some good news... I got someone's number! hope she's not ugly, (no... I remember what she looks like, not bad!)

two hour after you created the topic. fail troll

Posted at: 9/16/08 04:35 AM, you quoted me at 9/16/08 06:30 PM

little miss negative Nancy=D

AAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA! This is so Hilarious... I barely remember posting this, oh man what a treat

and some good news... I got someone's number! hope she's not ugly, (no... I remember what she looks like, not bad!)

At 9/16/08 04:38 AM, Life-Stream wrote: Yay, lets get drunk and post reviews on newgrounds, not like those uncool guys who drink in bars and clubs and talk to girls and friends.

Excuse sarcasm.

HA! Excused... no, I came back from a party a while ago and one of my friends took a huge box of coronas and then passed out, the weakling... you've got to admit, it's fun waking up the next morning and reading all the fucked up shit you said the night before, right?

I've noticed that I tend to review and respond a lot more in newgrounds when I've had a few drinks... I say this is the new drunk dial! I'd say about 80-85% of my reviews were when I was intoxicated!

but I don't think I'm alone in this... there's got to be some others that do this sort of thing...

by the way, on my 9th corona=)