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Response to: Voice Acting Contest -1- Posted March 13th, 2009 in Audio

At 3/13/09 10:21 AM, ForNoReason wrote: who are all the judges?

Me,
Tomomoto,
SirJef-JUST READ SOME OF THE POSTS (I think the second or third page)

Response to: If Mario came to your house... Posted March 3rd, 2009 in General

If Mario came over I would shit a gameboy... (olskool)

Response to: Monthly Voting, Newsness Posted March 3rd, 2009 in NG News

Hmm... I already voted a while ago... am I still eligible to win?

Response to: Game to buy? Posted March 3rd, 2009 in Video Games

I just got Turtles in Time for the SNES, the 2nd best beat-em-up in the world... get that!

Response to: Sign my hat! Posted March 3rd, 2009 in General

Can I have mine in bubble lettering under the bill, around the edge? Perhaps in RAINBOW colors?

Response to: Games that hate you Posted March 3rd, 2009 in Video Games

At 3/1/09 05:36 AM, steventhegreat wrote:
At 2/28/09 11:41 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote:
At 2/28/09 11:37 PM, Hitman wrote: I wanna be the guy.
bannhammer time?
anyways, portal defenders (game on front page) seems to hate me. a lot.
same here. I always get to wadolf with lil-jim and then wadolf rapes me with 5 shoop-da-whoops and then I die and have to start over, and then the cycle repeats itself for the next 2 hours

I know, tell me about it... IS IT SO HARD TO ADD A BLOCK BUTTON?

Response to: Phone sex Posted February 22nd, 2009 in General

The first week I got my phone, (I think I was 15 or 16) I got about 20 Dirty text messages-
Some favs (this is how it's spelled)

-im touching my slick wet cu.nny lips with my juicy fingers,
lickin 'em clean, n using this 8 inch dildo on my pu.ssy 4 u, baby!

-ive got a dewy&creamy wet cunny 4 u this morning.
sweetness! tell me wut ud do if i sat down on ur pecker?

(my personal favorite)
-im fukin myself wif banana, lez gf lickin whip cream off my cl.it,
fingerin my tite twat, dildo in my arse, but i need U, baby!

I got a shit ton of free minutes by bitching them out, and saying I was scarred for life, fucking awesome! but yeah, that dildo/arse/banana one was just too much, and who says "cunny?"

Response to: .:Video Games Regulars Lounge:. Posted February 15th, 2009 in Video Games

Yeah... this thread has had a good run, but it seems like it's at it's last relevant group of posts...

Anybody up for some Castle Crashers? I'll be on.

Response to: most boring country Posted February 8th, 2009 in General

For fuck's sake! what's with all the negativity lately? you should've asked what country kicks the most ass!

Response to: Getting A Hamster You Decide The Posted February 8th, 2009 in General

I vote "Snatches" it's a cute name!

Response to: worst states ever. Posted February 8th, 2009 in General

Alright! we ALL suck!
USA!
USA!
USA!
...
(Texas)

Response to: Voice Acting Contest -1- Posted February 6th, 2009 in Audio

Hot damn! I'm one of the judges! really looking forward to see what people come up with... Deadline is march 5th!

Response to: Why did you pick your username? Posted February 6th, 2009 in General

At 2/5/09 05:36 PM, Evark wrote: It's an amalgamation of my first and last names, combined at the "A" they both share.

And I copied your Idea!

Response to: Movies that have made you cry? Posted February 3rd, 2009 in General

this dude made this flash after his dad died...

  • "Porcelain"
    "Porcelain" by AsthmaticHamster

    Click to view.

    Type
    Movie
    Rated
    Everyone

fucking deep stuff man!

Response to: Official Shapes Collection Petition Posted February 2nd, 2009 in Game Development

  • Squaresville
    Squaresville by ZekeySpaceyLizard

    Click to view.

    Type
    Movie
    Rated
    Ages 13+

Why not!

Response to: Killer Instinct Posted January 30th, 2009 in Video Games

Heh... I was asking the same thing 4 months ago

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9588 08

Response to: Street Fighter Collab / Art Contest Posted January 30th, 2009 in NG News

I am DESPERATE for IMMEDIATE voice actors...

I've messaged literally over 10 voice actors and only a few responded, most with a "no!"

at least I'm getting some pain in the ass drawing out of the way, but it is shitty with no sound...

Should I zoom in on their faces more?

Response to: [What I've Done Collab] Posted January 28th, 2009 in Game Development

It kills me to say this but... It's going to be a little iffy for me to get part 6 done in time... so, (god damn it) I would like my name taken of of part 6... it's a little over 200 frames...

I still might follow through, but I don't want everybody waiting for me to get it finished, shit hit the fan at my place and I just don't think I can make the deadline... really sorry guys.

Response to: The Robot Collab Posted January 28th, 2009 in Game Development

Someone needs to put these two songs in their flash!

Response to: Super Mario Galaxy collab Posted January 28th, 2009 in Game Development

At 1/17/09 11:47 AM, Camron23 wrote: Here it is! My Scene!
Spamtheweb

Any thoughts?

looks like my Idea was already taken...

you don't have to use it

Response to: Teachers with Xbox live Gamertags Posted January 27th, 2009 in Video Games

The very last day of junior year my last class was Biology, and the teacher just said "Fuck the test, let's play some N64" he busts out the console, and for an hour and a half we played mario kart, smash bros, and golden eye

Response to: What to buy with $100? Posted January 27th, 2009 in General

At 1/27/09 08:07 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Donate to charity!

AAAHAHAHA! go on craigslist, and just search around...

If you're itching to spend money, Craigslist is perfect because you will find stuff that you didn't even know you wanted!

Response to: [What I've Done Collab] Posted January 26th, 2009 in Game Development

I just made a quick storyboard of what I am going to animate... (SPOILER ALERT, sort of)

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/260109/2 5316_widc-part.swf

I'll make it frame by frame, but I'm confused...

are we supposed to lip sync, or blend in with the next video, or what?

just tell me if this layout is okay... if you don't like it, then I'll just resign.

Response to: Energy Drink drinkers. Posted January 24th, 2009 in General

Alright... if you can't handle bad taste... do not try the most hardcore... most energy-fuckiest drink out there

which is that same wired... trust me, that is only for seasoned energy drinkers

Trust me man, start with something that has a little less "umph" than the strongest available drink...

Response to: Last game that made you cry... Posted January 22nd, 2009 in Video Games

I remember when I was very young (no older than 4) I was playing a game on the nes... and I got to the last level... it was so hard that I litterally prayed to god to let me win... after I lost, I bawled... realizing there was no god...

Battletoads I think.

Response to: fat red suited plumber collab Posted January 22nd, 2009 in Game Development

I can't wait to read some good review Bashings!

I can see it now...

Some prepubescent Newgrounder says "This is teh GAY!"

"not only was it Fagalicious, but it was homoerectous and what-not" this is the representation of all PARODY parodies stand for! and I don't like it my good sir!"

ooh it's gonna be a treat!

Response to: What do you eat while you game? Posted January 21st, 2009 in Video Games

At 1/21/09 03:36 AM, Dylawrence wrote: Pussy...
...
...
... and Busch...

HAHA! Just kidding... it was Busch Light!

Response to: What do you eat while you game? Posted January 21st, 2009 in Video Games

Pussy...
...
...
... and Busch...

Response to: Who the fuck named it "flash"??? Posted January 20th, 2009 in Game Development

not fast? tell that to Disney! and try their oldschool methods by drawing each frame at a time, and if those oldschool animators used the flash program back then... I bet one of them would say they could get their animation done in a flash! pardon the pun...

Response to: Ps3 Or Xbox 360 Posted January 19th, 2009 in Video Games

Jesus Christ FINALLY!!!

I've been waiting for 2 whole years for someone to start up this awesome debate!

You would think there would be thousands of these threads by now!

:Note- I apologize for the unnecessary sarcasm, but shit man... really? Another one?