Sauce plz.

Sounds like we got a /b/tard in the subway.

Let's hunt him out.

I remember when I went to Denny's for breakfast about a year and a half ago.

Had to take a serious piss, so I went off and did so.

Some guy walked in halfway during my piss session, parked himself in the stall next to me and took a piss.

Out of the corner of my eye, that fucker was checking out my dick.

I'm 14 now.

Did someone say CP?

I am so, so sorry.

At 6/16/09 03:25 PM, Earthshine wrote: It's an award saying you suck.

Quote of the Day.

At 6/11/09 05:32 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Already done.

Also, I believe the term you're looking for is stupidity not bravery.

k.

Kid smokes a blunt purposely during a speech about legalizing marijuana.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uicy7dtsA jQ

Article: http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/educa tion/story/769115.html

A fucking hero is born.

It's after.

I'm eating it right now. It taste just like it did before. The chickens abit hard, but it's still eatable.

:D I'm gonna get sick.

At 5/31/09 01:38 AM, Chymeraxe wrote:

At 5/31/09 01:35 AM, Dusek wrote: tl;dr: I went into the garbage to eat food.

Looks like you're ready for the streets, son.

They grow up so fast.

I couldn't have done this without you, Master.

:: You bastard. D:

At 5/31/09 01:37 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: Are you high? Or are you related to George Costanza?

IT WAS HOVERING!

Not a chance.

On both accounts, that is.

So, earlier today, my Mom ordered us some food. My God, were we starving!

So, I threw my food out, not being able to finish it all. It was a big meal (cheese fries, BBQ chicken; fantastico!) and I just wasted it all.

Hours later, I'm starved so I eat the last bowl of cereal. 2 Hours later, I'm still hungry. So I dug into the garbage, getting my food (it was half-wrapped in plastic that came with the meal), threw it in a bowl, and heated it up. In fact, it's done right now.

tl;dr: I went into the garbage to eat food.

Happy Birthday, you bastard. <3

At 5/29/09 08:50 PM, itachikkisametobi wrote:

At 5/29/09 08:47 PM, itachikkisametobi wrote: I just meant for him to stop being annoying

I too am bullied its just that I need some comic relief. I am not gonna beat him up
I arent even that strong

First off, speak english.
Second off, still don't fucking do it. Your only making yourself look like a faggot picking on a kid with a possible mental disability.

Seriously, you don't need comic relief. Just go masturbate or something.

I salute you, sir.

No.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Leave the kid alone.

The sad truth.

At 5/29/09 08:25 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 5/29/09 08:23 PM, Dusek wrote: SMOD is bad-ass.

fantasmagasmic.

Thats all i need to hear to belive this is an EPIC MOD.

I haven't even begun to show you how awesome it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzOgcpEMB KU

Behold, the gravity grenade. One of the weapons in SMOD.

SMOD is bad-ass.

The weapons are just fantasmagasmic. It's a bad-ass mod to have. All the weapons are just plain awesome.

... is now free. As of May 27th, 2009, Ashen Empires is fully F2P (with special VIP bonuses for people who want them.)

So, who has played AE back then? I played this around when I was 8 or 9, and I was clueless as of what to do. I come back to it after it becomes F2P, and I LOVE it. It's a nice little side game, in my opinion.

http://ashenempires.com/

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap.

At 5/29/09 02:33 AM, White-Ferret wrote: hey, i just finished reading new moon in the twilight series.

hey, i just finished reading new moon in the twilight series.

GET. THE FUCK OUT.

I always thought Vodka smelled like rubbing alcohol.

That is fucked up. Thank God you saved that Dog.

You should be proud, man.

Mind was fucking blown.

You no where near a retro gamer.

Go buy a DOS and play Commander Keen.

I love furries. :3

/nonirelevanttothisthread

Oh my God.

Stop with the photoshop threads.

Think of it as a rare drop in an RPG:

It never happens.