Hopefully mine gets assessed.
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okay heres my plan
Well, I know how to do a lot of crazy shit so I might be okay or fucked. Here's what I would do: If I knew they were coming from like perth or something (im in australia and im down in victoria) I would go to my grandpas place and grab his old weapons, double barrel shotgun and rifle. He was a potato sack full of shells and rounds so thats alirght, I would then go to my mates place and get him and he has 2 machetes, a samurai sword and a whole box of handguns. Then we would go to his grandpas place (who has a SHITLOAD of guns by the way) and stock up, drive by the local store, loot anything and then go to 7/11 and get tanks of fuel and some slushies. Then drive off to the local swimming pool and get the learning platform and put it in the middle of a 100x100 meter pool and sit there
zombies cant swim
But if I didnt have time I would stock up on all my food, block everyexit of my house and go into my attic and stay there, once the food had run out I would take my moms handgun onto the roof and shoot down as many zombies as possible then with the last bullet, shoot myself
I did have a dream about if I was at school and theres was an outbreak, if you still have time and patience then read on.
The reason: Well, when i was 10 dawn of the dead came out on dvd and my parents bought it because they loved the movie and then I watched it once (it is my favorite movie now but back then it was scary for me), I didnt find the movie scary, it just put stuff in my head about like "what if zombies actually did take over the world" anyway that night I went to sleep balling my eyes out because I thought one was outside my window and then when I finally got to sleep I had this dream.
The dream: First I wake up for school and then everything is normal, I walk to school and everything seems alright and the first 3 sessions go past and then while working on my laptop and then one of my classmates yells out someone is on the oval, everyone gets up and looks and we all realize that he was covered in blood, 4 of the girls throw up and the teacher tells us to stay here and she goes to check it out. We all watch as she runs up to the wounded man. Then we all watch in horror as the man grabs her and bites into her and blood pours everywhere onto the oval as she falls down dieing, we all freak out and half the class runs out. Then we see about 20 others running throught the gate and over the oval towards the school. Me and my mates all run out and go to the other classrooms yelling out random shit that didnt make sense. The teachers then ran out and saw the "zombies" they ran over to them to see and all were killed and bitten. I went to my other mates classroom and pulled him out and while running told him what happened and he followed. Me and my 4 mates all ran to the technology and woodwork room and grabbed anything we could. I found a machete and took two screwdrivers and a drill. My mates took other things. Then we looked out the window and realized we were too late. They all crowed at the window banging and then at the door we all thought we were screwed and then my mate steven put a chair on the work bench and punched up the grate in the air conditioning vents, we all climbed up in time and then while crawling through we heard the door crash down and they all surrounded the room. We then were led into the cooking rooms and jumped down. We grabbed all the knives and then we turned and the cooking teacher was there as a zombie, my mate rhys grabbed a knife and ripped her throat open while I kicked her into the grill, she tried to get up but my other mate mick stabbed a knife right through her back and then I turned on the grill and her face lit up. Then we went through the middle storage room and came into another class, there were 4 people dead in there and we kept going, we then had to go outside and we saw a group of zombies walking near the portables and when the door shut it made a loud noise and it alerted them and we ran as fast as we could and I remember steven falling back and getting attacked and ripped to pieces. The rest of us ran to the canteen and locked the door and jumped over the counter. We shut the roller door and locked up everything. We put the fridges in front of the doors and blocked up every area they could get in. We then had enough food for at least 4 weeks, we went to sleep and then I remember hearing banging and we woke up. And the zombies were banging on the door and then they broke the wood of the door and the only thing blocking them was the fridge. We all ran to the opposite corner and threw everthing at them until they broke the fridge down and stormed the canteen, all I could remember was the screaming of my mates dieing and then one zombie jumping onto me and my blood everywhere then I woke up yelling "HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK!" and my mom came in saying "Shut up its 4 in the morning"
and thats all, if you read all of that I salute you
