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Response to: Free Country Posted July 8th, 2011 in General

Also, not giving my views so don't yell at me. Just curious what ng thinks.

Free Country Posted July 8th, 2011 in General

Do you think America really deserves the title of Land of the free?

Response to: Underage Users Posted July 8th, 2011 in General
At 7/8/11 01:45 PM, 1916 wrote: The FBI will be arriving at his doorstep momentarily.

Thank goodness. We were all in serious danger here.

Response to: If Kirby ate you... Posted July 8th, 2011 in General

The ability to become a successful businessman with impeccable skills in math, calculating money, etc.

Response to: Saving text messages. Posted July 8th, 2011 in General
At 7/8/11 01:37 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: My shit phone has a text limit so I can't hold that many. Plus I delete them regularly just so no one reads them if they ever get a hold of my phone.

Mine holds 235 at the most. I always go into my inbox and delete certain messages and leave certain messages in there in case I want to look back at them.

At 7/8/11 01:41 PM, Lojinkz wrote:
At 7/8/11 01:36 PM, DudeWheresMyJew wrote:
At 7/8/11 01:34 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: I save all the text messages that my phone company sends me. That way my inbox doesn't look so empty.
lmao

Anyways, yeah I do. I save some from my best friend since I have a crush on her.
that's when you masturbate to them, right?

Of course!

Underage Users Posted July 8th, 2011 in General

Isn't there any form of punishment for being an underage user on this website? Isn't it against the rules? I was browsing the forums and I noticed a user named LucasJC said in this thread that he was only 12 years old, and he sounded pretty serious about it. What shall we do?

Response to: Saving text messages. Posted July 8th, 2011 in General
At 7/8/11 01:34 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: I save all the text messages that my phone company sends me. That way my inbox doesn't look so empty.

lmao

Anyways, yeah I do. I save some from my best friend since I have a crush on her.

Response to: Happy Birthday richmansgirl Posted July 8th, 2011 in General

Awh, that's adorable. You're a great father, happy birthday to her!

Response to: Why are newgrounders so angry? Posted July 8th, 2011 in General

A lot of them are pretty sensitive and can't take jokes, or want to seem dominant.

Response to: Why God? Posted July 7th, 2011 in General
At 7/7/11 10:21 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:
At 7/7/11 10:20 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: This thread was about as hilarious as Schindler's List.
Schindler's List was hilarious compared to this thread.

Schindler's List was Comedy of the Year compared to this thread.

Response to: What does your sig say about you? Posted July 6th, 2011 in General
At 7/6/11 08:43 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I'm just a zombie that keeps getting older.

Is that you? It's a good picture.

Response to: Your opinion on LG phones. Posted July 6th, 2011 in General
At 7/6/11 08:57 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote:
At 7/6/11 08:53 PM, Cootie wrote: Bevis, get a load of those hooters.
? ? ?

Hey, why didn't you quote me? Will you do it if I mention breasts?

Response to: Your opinion on LG phones. Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

Flip phones are so yesterday.

Response to: Fast Food Posted July 6th, 2011 in General
At 7/6/11 08:45 PM, POTaTOS wrote:
At 7/6/11 08:16 PM, Smittytheghost wrote:
At 7/6/11 07:45 PM, DudeWheresMyJew wrote: what's so special about McDonalds?
2 words: Happy Meal.
2 words: Fat ass

2 words: Fast Metabolism

Response to: I Just Woke Up Posted July 6th, 2011 in General
At 7/6/11 08:31 PM, Travis wrote: I'm finding it a chore and a fucking half to wake up at all as of recently.

I would like to get up anywhere from 9 to 11, but apparently I can't. I wake up anywhere from noon to 1:30.

Tell me about it. For some reason I always wake up before my alarm goes off at 8 AM, so I'm conscious in bed at around 7 AM and when my alarm goes off I decide to sleep for a little while longer, my 2nd alarm goes off at 10 AM, and I can't get myself to get out of bed.

Response to: The Ghetto Posted July 6th, 2011 in General
At 7/6/11 08:39 PM, Scarface wrote: I can be at times. I'm usually either feeling lighthearted and silly, or depressed/pissed off for no particular reason. I guess maybe tonight I'm the latter without really realizing it?

That can happen. Don't worry about it, just take it easy.

Response to: Your Opinion About Vevo Censure? Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

I don't really like watching music videos anyways. I usually just find the studio version of the song and listen to that, preferably with just a still image as the video, or just a slideshow so it's not distracting. Doesn't anyone else do this?

Response to: The Ghetto Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

Please Allah do not let this turn into an argument.

Response to: The Ghetto Posted July 6th, 2011 in General
At 7/6/11 08:27 PM, zooos wrote: Screw the ghetto and screw it's inhabitants. You wanna see ironic, 98% of the black people are racist towards white people, yet if you say anything at all towards them your suddenly a white supremacist. FUCK THE GHETTO AND ALL OF IT'S RODENTS.

Lol. That's kind of true but I'm white and I get along with black people just fine. Don't be racist towards each other and you're fine.

Response to: I Just Woke Up Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

Jeez, doesn't that feel depressing at all to wake up at night? The latest I've ever woken up was 7:30 PM and it was the most depressing thing ever.

The Ghetto Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

For those of you who have grown up in the ghetto or live there, what's your view on it? I've grown pretty used to the poor environments and the people here, and I like them. Some people can't stand ghetto people, but I've grown up with them and have gotten used to them. I live right near a trailer park too, recknecks are always a lot of fun. But that's just me, how about you guys?

Response to: What's for dinner newgrounds? Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

All I get to eat tonight is a bowl of shrimp flavored soup.

Response to: Profile Pic Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

Now it's me being a Jew, up to my usual Jewish activities.

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted July 6th, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

Sorry about this, but if it's possible, can somebody also make a banner of the same thing for me?

Response to: Fast Food Posted July 6th, 2011 in General
At 7/6/11 07:48 PM, Me-Patch wrote: It's all just lips and assholes anyway.

Well your mother is too but I haven't complained so far.

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted July 6th, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

Can somebody make me a signature that applies to my username? Like, some Jewish businessmen in the picture (not drawn) with my username across it, but saying "Dude, where's my Jew?". Surprise me guys, I'm counting on you.

Fast Food Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

Which fast food restaurants do you prefer? Checkers is my favorite, one order of those fries and their spicy chicken sandwiches and I'm through. Also, what's so special about McDonalds? I like some of their food, but their burgers don't even taste that great to me compared to Burger King.

Response to: J-pop Posted July 6th, 2011 in General
At 7/6/11 07:39 PM, saqwert wrote:
At 7/6/11 06:30 PM, DudeWheresMyJew wrote: Here's one of my favorites.
Superior One Piece ending

That sounds like it's Home Made Kazoku. Here's another one of my favorites.

Response to: J-pop Posted July 6th, 2011 in General

Well actually looking at his profile he seems to be into Japanese culture. I'm just assuming that from his profile picture, so yeah he probably didn't intend it to sound that way.

Response to: J-pop Posted July 6th, 2011 in General
At 7/6/11 07:32 PM, Skeepsis wrote:
At 7/6/11 06:21 PM, kinglatte wrote: Does anybody like J-pop?
I think what you meant to say was, does anybody here like J-pop?

I mean asking if anybody likes J-pop is such an obviously moronic question, it's just got to be a typo, right?

I was about to say that he probably didn't intend to make it sound that way, but now that I look at the emoticon he used and that his other post in this thread said "IDK?!" I have no clue.

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