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At 3/21/07 09:32 PM, the-dunce wrote: Well of course you dont remember it your a damn baby! Do you remember when you were born? No. Becuase you were a baby.

Thank (athiest version) God! My mom looks like a man!

And you don't have to be religous to be circumcised.

-hugs cellardoor6-

Finally somoene who sees Gun laws my way! If someone is going to commit murder (which is a CRIME) then why not break yet ANOTHER law and get a gun?! Sure gun laws make it harder for people to get guns, but law abiding citizens won't have them... who will?

Why, CRIMINALS of course!!!

-DudeCow
'Keeping it slightly real'

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is that even healthy for me?

i would have to say "Mexican Babes"... You probably know what its about--- 18+ movie right THURR!

(I might get banned for this... oh well, that was a worthy joke"

I stuck a lit molotov up a dog's ass, it was a small molotov though

At 3/23/07 12:20 AM, 36Holla wrote: Xbox 360 controls:
Control stick moves you around
A button is to interact with objects
B button is to cancel interaction
X button is to Pm Wade bitching about something
Y button (unused)
Left Trigger: Protect a submission
Right Trigger: Blam a submission
Left Button: Make a thread (forum mode only)
Right button: post in a thread (forum mode only)

Ehh, I was gonna make a funny picture in Fireworks 4 (old skool)
but this is much better

Counter Strike OR Metroid: Zero Mission

THERE'S PORN ON THE FRONTPAGE?!

-while my super slow computer is loading the frontpage, I look for tissues and baby oil-

Okay, here it is- I was going past an old "Grandy's" (I don't know if they have it other places, its a resteraunt), and they were about to tear it down. I looked at the windows and thought they all had something spray painted on them.
While driving home, I looked back and sure enough "FTW" was spray painted on all of them. It doesn't look like grafitti to me, but does that mean something other than For The Win or whatever

At 3/21/07 09:09 PM, HardcoreEmoGothRebel wrote: Also, I never understood how a baby would not feel pain. They probably do feel it, they just repress the memory, or never remeber it at all do to their squishy little underdeveloped brains. Still, they HAVE to feel it, you can't tell me smashing a book over a baby's head won't make him cry.

I ment that they don't remember it.

Okay, to start this off I would like to tell you guys, I'm not gay.

First off- people who protest circumcision on babies are stupid. I never knew I was circumcised (and not jewish) until now! I never remembered it. I only found out when I got (non-gay) curious. I googled "Circumcision" and was all "WTF!!!"... So... it is a lie that babies can feel it, they can't.

What are your stories?

"Hey buddy, my rims spin without me making them"

"I deserve a standing ovation"

"RUN FOREST RUN!"

"Does that thing come in two-wheel drive?"

At 3/21/07 08:16 PM, FrozenSheep wrote:

At 3/21/07 08:08 PM, IdiotClown wrote: Simple question. We are the top economy country.

no, actually your in debt, i think about billions in debt.

To be honost, the US is in debt to NO ONE! Everyone is in debt to us! Wanna know why? Ask Japan...

Apparently, I'm holding a nuclear missile... very dangerous. And as (Church I think) said from Rooster Teeth's Series "Red vs. Blue" "I could blow up the whole f*ckin world with this thing"

At 3/21/07 08:18 PM, DUDECOW wrote:
They don't bomb us because this, my friend, is what we call a "nuke". It is pretty powerful and can kill millions of people with just a single blast. Those who aren't killed by it, are severly mutated, and/or deaf/blind.

Yes, I did make a few typos, but I don't care, I got a nuke in my hand

-holds up a nuke-

They don't bomb us because this, my friend, is what we call a "nuke". It is pretty powerful and can kill millions of people with just a single blast. Those who aren't killed by it, are severly mutated, and/or deaf/blind.

As a Republican American (ouu new race I persume?) I personally like the nuke, thinking it can cause a quick solution to disobiediance. The short term is that its fun as hell to watch, but long-term is the radiation and nuclear winter that may come apon us if too many nukes are launched at once.

Few other countries have nukes- Russia accually has more than us. Yet their nukes are weaker than our, and in turn, we could "TOTALLY PWN J00 |\|003$!!!11" Also, we have what you would call 'a shit load' of nukes.

That's people don't bomb us

Is it too late to join? If not, fear the mightyCOCKBLOCK

How do i put images up here?

My favorite is either FlashTrek: Broken Mirror, Baloon Duel, or Ronin-Spirit of the Sword. I spent hours trying to master those games

revenge, thy name is YOU GOT SUED!

Now all we need is for someone to steal stuff from EBaumsworld...

I dressed a plate to make it look like the dish was dog crap

and to add to that, I work at a diner, and the smoke is unbearable

At 9/2/06 11:45 PM, ipa7rfhjkldshfwe wrote: Fuck rap and rnb all that shit, we need some good old fashioned rock n roll all rock music is good up until numetal and beyond (cept for indie) fuck all that shit. we need some good music

blah blah blah yap yap yap

that uses cool and creative lyrics and real drummer as opposed to a drum machine and real instruments. \

my brain are bleeding

At 9/3/06 12:26 AM, -fasdit- wrote: I've already got my aluminum foil hat on.

Paper bags for me :D
and for those of you who HAVEN'T read Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy... read it

Does the Clinton screwing around with interns Conspiracy count? I seriously don't think interns would screw him

At 8/31/06 12:17 AM, JoS wrote: Actually I think the biggest drop in prices is a result of the terrorist arrests in Britian.

Got a point there
Anyways, I seriously think this is because of people not buying gas so much anymore- Supply and Demand. The demand for it is lowering, I for one have been saving 60 dollars a week (XBox 360 here i come!) since I've been walking to my classes and to work. Here in South Houston- the closest Valero Gas Station has Unleaded at $2.60 already.

On second note- Maybe what could stop America's obesity is higher gas prices :D, I've lost 30 pounds since May from walking instead of driving and MAN do I have a nice cache of gas money

I live in Houston (Well South Houston to be exact) and I've seen alot of Evacuees. Alot of them do have jobs, they DO have houses, but some are lazy bums who are (using the Squeezing a dime in your ass phrase) squeezing FEMA between their ass for all of its money.
Rant mode on
What did they buy with their money? iPods, PS2s, watches, JUNK. $500 dollars a month can get you a shabby apartment, food, Satelite and water. For those of them who say they have a job but get less then $600 a month, I, me, a student, makes 300 a week, I WORK AT A FREAKIN DINER!
Rant mode off
What they need to do is get a paying job, go to their AA meetings (:P), and stop bitching. If a student gets paid more then them (I started 2 months ago so I'm pretty low on the food chain there) then THEY ARE LAZY!

DUDECOW No Bull

Check the portal, I think they'll have it listed under the Front page things.... and maybe they have an RPG section that it might be in

Did anyone happen to read ANYTHING from the link i gave you?

At 7/31/06 08:22 AM, Jezzbo wrote: Go to Texas. It is more or less what you described in your post :-p (love you all you texan faggots out there)

.... I'm from texas you asshole, may I say in complete unrelation to this topic, that Texas is accually more powerful in ways then any other state. Texas is the only State that has the right and ability to leave the United States because we were our own Republic before now

According to Nostradamus's Century 10, Quatrain 74 ----http://www.newagedir../pro/nostradamus
.htm

The world will end sometime in the near future, and the dead will rise. Should this be a bad time to be athiest or what?

Oh, i'd like to see that happen- a white colony, not because I'm racist but because of this-
If you only let whites in, then that means only white truck drivers, white farmers,and white workers. And people all have to be 100% white to keep an african, asian, hispanic, indian, ect. baby from being born into that colony.
I highly doubt there are any fully white people left in this world, maybe a half million combined in Europe, North America, Green/IceLand, Holland, and Scotland. Not all of them will be racist, some probably married to another race.
Also, lets take it up a level, you can't use anything made by people that weren't 100% white. Thats alot of stuff you have to reinvent

See how many holes there are in the idea of an all white colony?

Nice putting a little liberal twist on this- Smoking kills the smoker and people around them, rap doesn't kill, neither does foul language