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Sounds like she got tired of you - move on, obsessing over it will only drive you insane.

Would be kind of funny if the story were true.

Two of the victims are in critical condition - I sincerely hope that they recover. Nonsensical madness, no one had to be a shot, but this is the world we live in, shit like this happens every day...

At 2/4/12 02:54 PM, Auz wrote: I'm about 6'4" and that's a fine height in my opinion.

Location: The Netherlands
Your nation is actually the tallest in the world by average height of its citizens, so I'm definitely not surprised you're 6'4. Out of curiosity, how tall is the average man in the Netherlands, and how often do you see guys who are 6'7+ fucking giants.

Willy Wonka's everlasting gobstopper.

Couldn't think of a better man to compose the next Bohemian Rhapsody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do5MMmEyg sY&ob=av2e

I know it's kind of weird, but I'd a date a rich, intelligent super model.

6'2, which in my opinion is pretty much the perfect height. It's good to be tall, but upwards of 6'2 you begin to become awkward to the ladies and life generally becomes more inconvenient.

I just got blown away by a girl!

not really :(

Your cat supposedly died and all you have to say is "omg"...

Really not a bad list, but half of it focused on the fact that spending money on a woman doesn't entitle to have sex with her, one iteration of this would have sufficed.

Some more that I composed:

11. The fact that she's wearing very revealing clothing doesn't mean that she wants to have sex with you.
12. Even if she's teasing you, forcing yourself on her is rape - no means no, regardless of circumstance.
13. If she withdraws consent during any part of intercourse, you must stop -- continuing is rape.
14. Even if she's your long term partner or wife, she is not obligated to have sex with you.
15. Even if your drunk or high, it's still rape.
16. It doesn't matter if you interpreted something she said as consent -- if she later says no, then it is a no.
17. Even if she previously said she will have sex with, if she changes her mind, forcing yourself on her is rape.

At 1/30/12 01:13 AM, EmmaVolt wrote: Male Code is easier to understand.

ex:

Actually it's more like:
You are beautiful -> You have luminescently pale skin, vibrant eyes, a striking symmetry to your face,
lustrous long hair, a hot body, and warm smiles that completes the perfect image. Seeing you makes me instantly happier, my heart begins to tense up as I soon get the first glimpse of you. You're an aesthetic wonder, and you seem internally beautifully also. I love to get to know you better.
I play football -> Football is great hobby of mine and I love playing the sport.
Wanna go out? -> Would you please agree to out with me? I'd love to get to know you better (for the reasons states above).
I am an introvert -> I tend to be more private and eschew social interactions, but you're so beautiful that I would gladly cease my isolation if it meant spending time with you,

There is no universal meaning of life - it's up to the individual to find his or her own meaning and purpose.

The nation in question is actually the United States. How ironic!!!

I like to have fun ---> I try to not to get too stressed by life and watching movies, attending concerts and being part of diversionary activities.
I like to party ----> Occasionaly, I like to go to parties, but I try not to drink in excess and never drink and drive or enter a car driven by someone who has been drinking.
I'm a free spirit ---> I can't be constrained by rules and expectations. I prefer doing things my own way.

At 1/30/12 12:46 AM, MiloBased wrote:

At 1/30/12 12:45 AM, Dubbi wrote: it almost always ends abortion.

which should happen more often. But no, here you have idiots that go "it's all apart of jebus's plan, we don't need to kill no babies."

NYC used to have one of the highest crime and murder rates in the nation, with no signs of things getting any better. Luckily, the pro-choice movement took off in NYC and now NYC has the highest abortion rate of an major city. Incidentally, crime in NYC has plummeted, and it is now one of the safest cities in the nation. The moral of the story is: children from fucked up parents very dis-proportionally become criminals and murderers, and the only real solution is easy and socially accepted abortion for women who aren't in the condition to be parents.

These teenagers at your school shouldn't be parents, and their children will be a burden on society...

Live in Long Island, New York, where I've never seen a visibly pregnant teenager. Not that no female teens here have sex or get pregnant, but when they do fuck up and get knocked up, it almost always ends abortion.

Never had any medical problem worse than a mild fever - I like it better this way.

I have highly ambitious dreams. I'm going to be rich and successful and will marry a beautiful woman.

You're probably too traditional and distrustful of technology to post on internet message board, such as newground's bbs. Too bad, you seem like an intelligent and worldly guy with an unusual perspective on contemporary life; I would have love to see have your posts...

I want to know why at one instance in the post the person whose cookies I've stolen is referred to as "him" but in all other instances the person is referred to as "him/her". Is the person male or gender neutral?!

At 1/29/12 07:47 AM, sourcola wrote:
@Complete: Really? :\

Not at all, he's just being moronic asshole, which is very common on newgrounds.You're very skinny, and judging by the latest picture you posted, you need to gain weight.

If you were out at some bar and some drunk guy was flirting with your girl and didn't stop after she said she was with someone, what would you do? Would it be morally permissible to punch him in the face?

At 1/28/12 10:08 PM, sourcola wrote:

At 1/28/12 09:27 PM, ClickToPlay wrote: Do you think you look better now than before?
I guess if you see improvement, then that is a big step in itself, no?

Good luck!

I don't really know. Does anyone think so? -_-

Yeah, you definitely look healthier -- you looked very sickly before, no one should want to be that thin, emaciated really. Keep up the progress. :)

She's a bit overweight, but she's not fat - that's a terrible picture of her, though, makes her look bigger than she actually is.

Good day for personal freedom - in the UK at least. Any information on whether the same will occur in the US?

Deleting the bbs would probably be a good idea.

How often do you eat fruits and vegetables?

Whenever my mom buys fruits I like, such as plums, apples, berries, peaches, pears and grapes (not bananas), I eat them excessively, usually consuming all of it in a day or two. The problem, is she doesn't buy fruit very often and since I don't spread out eating the fruit she does buy over time, I barely eat fruit. Don't really eat vegetables either, mainly because I just don't like them. Can't be great for my health, but whatever...

For someone who exclusively eats chicken nuggets, she's kind of hot.