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Shalom

Optimists tend to be happier and live longer than pessimists.

At 4/22/11 02:35 PM, FurryOwlet wrote: Because they want to have sex without condoms and then when the woman gets pregnant they say "Eh, well. At least we're married."

It's not like female birth control exists or something...

I would do what someone who is mentally insane would do, as I'm currently sane - I think - I can't tell you exactly what that would specify.

Thank you for your selfless public service.

It's the cycle of life. I want to assure that my awesome genes will continue to the next generation, also having a little me(s) would be pretty fantastic, I imagine. There's nothing wrong with wanting children; many people derive great enjoyment and fulfillment through parenthood.

At 4/22/11 12:58 PM, ryanboy8 wrote: Yep, it's true guys. The festering faggot ticks have given it to me.

Homophobic, much?

Uncalled for, bro - you know nothing about the ticks' sexual orientation. And even if the tick that gave you the disease did like other male ticks, who really cares? Love is love!!!

At 4/21/11 06:50 PM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: 38% Of the Bible agrees with itself, pretty fucking retarded if you ask me.
I believe in god but no offence, I rather have been born a jew than a Catholic anyday.

I hate the Pope and Priests seem to always be creeps

Jew, right here.

Honestly, it's not that great - you have to learn Hebrew at Jewish school and the Old Testament is filled with insanity. But the holidays are enjoyable, the rabbis usually are pretty cool and the food is interesting I suppose.

Shalom

Thankfully, once you move out, you'll never have to go to church again.

Sexual decisions should be a personal choice. Abstaining from screwing her is, objectively speaking, not any better than screwing her, provided you use protection. The bbs can't tell if you made the right decision, only you can. Different people have diverging views on sex; some hold it to no arbitrary standard and have sex carelessly and meaninglessly, while others believe it is sacred act, only allowed after marriage. Though most of our beliefs lie somewhere in the middle.

If you are happy with your decision and do not regret it, you made the right choice - who gives a fuck what anyone else says?

1/9/10

illegal

At 4/21/11 12:10 PM, Asandir wrote:

At 4/21/11 12:05 PM, Dubbi wrote: Oh, fuck you.

Do you have any conception of the burden of nine months of pregnancy and the utter pain of childbirth? Have a little empathy for a poor woman who unintentionally gets pregnant and at the time isn't ready to raise a child, you little shit.

No need to insult him, however what would you say if you wouldn´t got your chance to live because your mother didn´t want to experience this burden? It´s a naturally thing and can´t be evaded if you want to have a next generation of humans.

I wouldn't say anything, as I wouldn't be here.

Of course, for the the survival of the human race, women need to experience the burden of pregnancy, but they should undergo it because they want to - because they are ready and willing to be mothers. I find the idea of forcing women to go through the severe pain and trouble of pregnancy and childbirth to be horrible, and that is why I insult him.

At 10/29/10 06:28 PM, kraze0R wrote: It is murder, why can't you just give it on adoption?

Oh, fuck you.

Do you have any conception of the burden of nine months of pregnancy and the utter pain of childbirth? Have a little empathy for a poor woman who unintentionally gets pregnant and at the time isn't ready to raise a child, you little shit.

Being 29 sucks, doesn't it, ha?

Glad I'm 16, spending my Fridays with friends, just trying to have as much fun as possible while excelling at school. Do you remember when you were in highschool - when everything, alcohol included, seemed fresh and new - that there's so much left in life to explore and accomplish?

At 4/11/11 11:52 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 4/11/11 11:49 PM, merlin wrote:

At 4/11/11 11:48 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Would you teabag a bear trap?

You didn't sepcify whether I had to do that to get the money or not...

Yes. To receive the £10 million, you must place your balls inside the trap, and allow it to close.

By "balls" I assume you mean basketballs, and to answer your question, of course I would - it's sport for black people anyway.

At 4/11/11 05:50 PM, Scarface wrote: I believe in a God, but I believe in Evolution. I also believe in some kind of afterlife. What the hell am I?

Wrong

At 4/11/11 01:17 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: ITT: Strength gets pwned by the powers of logic and rationality.

Too bad Strength's post count is higher, so he automatically wins the bbs argument.

At 4/10/11 11:11 PM, The777Demon wrote:

At 4/10/11 10:57 PM, Dubbi wrote: Pessimism

You probably feel such a way because of how miserable you are.

Not miserable, pretty happy actually. Just pessimistic because most people are idiotic douchebags -- a pretty much undeniable fact -- and that if I do find that right person, she won't love me back. Not that I'm disgustingly unappealing -- I'm pretty attractive actually, no Brad Pitt, though -- just that a girl like that can have anybody -- why me?

Whatever, being a cynical, pessimistic cunt is overrated...

Most men, like women, are artificial douchebags, so few people are actually genuine and possess strong character that relationships inevitably form over superficial things -- eg: looks, money. Seeing that most men lack real character and blissful marriages are Utopian, women, for the most part, only look for these things, in the process casting aside any men of actual integrity and virtue. Our society, our generation, our culture is terrible. We're generally materialistic, substance-less scum -- generally.

I still believe there are good people out there -- that one day I'll find that genuine, exceedingly beautiful woman and will win her heart, assuring a loving, lasting marriage free of society's artifice.

But for now, I'll keep dreaming...

Am I a pretty girl?

One time I was about to sue wikipedia, but my teacher got pissed off - because, you know, anyone can edit it.

At 4/10/11 03:35 PM, Sally-Stevensonxoxo wrote: Oh, what - so HE'S allowed to drink and I'M NOT? Omg mom this is SO UNFAIR YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING!!

Parents... sometimes they can be so unreasonable!

Do you have down's syndrome or something?

Eh, it used to be funnier here, but this thread supplied me with a few laughs...

I'd probably freak out, but least I'll kind of know how Dorothy felt...

Bragging about one's post count is just another way for ineffectual people to feel superior.

At 4/9/11 07:11 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote:
Of course. Because you're a 15 year old dumb male who doesn't understand the possible ramifications of what he is doing. Typical for your age of course.

If all forms of contraception are used correctly, what exactly are the possible ramifications of having sex while in high school?

She's a 13 year old girl - is this thread really appropriate, especially with the inevitable sexual photoshops?

At 4/9/11 04:44 PM, Jon4life wrote: If I was you I would have skipped the part about asking Newgrounds for advise and just fuck her already. That's what I did when I was 13 and I have no regrets.

Well, many people do regret having sex too early, and there's nothing wrong with asking for advice. This websiteshows that "Sixty-three percent of teens surveyed who have had sexual intercourse wish they had waited longer. More than one-half of teen boys (55 percent) and the overwhelming majority of teen girls surveyed (72 percent) said they wish they had waited longer to have sex."

Stop believing your experiences hold true for everybody.

At 4/9/11 03:25 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote:

At 4/9/11 02:52 PM, Dubbi wrote: It's not morally wrong, as the girl is obviously willing to have sex - hell, she's practically begging.

However, I would not recommend having sex at 14. Hardly anybody is mature enough to make one of the most important decisions concerning his/her sexuality at that idiotic age. Chances are, you and her will end regretting it.

Explain how taking advantage of someone who's obviously naive is not wrong. The law is the way it is for a reason. 14 year olds cannot consent to sex because they do not have the mental maturity for it.

Explain to me how having sex with a girl, who's begging for it and whose the same - legal, I believe - age, is taking advantage of her. She's wants sex! Girls can want sex!!! No one's taking advantage of anybody if the sex does happen.

Again, I wouldn't recommend it, but, as they're both willing and no one's being taken advantage of, I don't think it's morally wrong. Just idiotic and will lead to regret.