At 11/29/09 12:10 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Wow, that's cool. I would have one of those. Do they work with humans?

Almost any mammal, so yeah.

The New World Order was made by a high-up member of the vatican to inspire fear and assume power.

Chuck Norris can touch M.C. Hammer. I don't think Mr. T can do that, now can he?

At 11/28/09 11:04 PM, GoofyCatFish wrote: What the fuck should I do?

Grab Ricky's cock.

At 11/29/09 12:01 AM, kman355 wrote:

At 11/28/09 11:59 PM, zalecot wrote:

At 11/28/09 11:58 PM, 666inc wrote:

At 11/28/09 11:41 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: I'd lol if this thread gets 29 replies and then a lock.

I second that.

I thirdify that

I qualify that.

I... quintuple that?

I'm glad that it's not being sold used. That shit would be nasty.

At 11/28/09 07:25 PM, UberCream wrote:

At 11/28/09 07:24 PM, toughy wrote: i still think that pillow thing was a good idea, anybody else agree?

Definately. Why do you think the one in the pic is smilling?

Well, it is happy juice.

At 11/28/09 06:23 PM, robotking98 wrote: Well if guys rip their balls off after taking it, what do girls do if they take it?

Oh the possibilities.

Sow up their vagina?

We evolved from apes.

At 11/28/09 07:13 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote: Jack off on his pillow.

Holy shit, hive mind. Definitely do this.

At 11/28/09 07:11 PM, UberCream wrote: I'm just surprised nobody has said a variation of "You should have grabbed his cock," yet.

Grab his cock, BITCH!

See a doctor.

Cum in a place he uses a lot. That'll teach him. May I suggest his anus?

At 11/26/09 11:44 AM, shabbo wrote:

At 11/26/09 11:43 AM, mikecari wrote: Aw fuck...../suicides.

Meh, I giggled.

Wait, that was a joke right?

Now that's funny. You could learn a thing or two from him, mike.

At 11/23/09 05:34 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: Thats right, and new gay Superhero team called the 'Rainbow Warriors' in the new comic 'Spandex'. Not quite sure why, but utterly hilarious. A bit of a concern for the younger generation as they might confuse homosexualism to be pretty normal and they could even be icons or rolemodels for them, god forbid.

Not that i have a problem with homosexuals.

Unless you mean "acting" like a stereotype gay man isn't normal, that probably means you have a problem with gay people. I think 1/10 of the population is close to "pretty normal."

SHIT! HOw much growth hormones did they pump into that fucker? And for that matter, how did it survive all of it?

At 11/23/09 07:30 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: How would you do it?

Who would I be torturing?

At 11/19/09 06:14 PM, DandyDinosaur wrote: HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT.

on the cheek? Wow.

Holy shit. Your sig goes great with this.

At 11/22/09 12:14 PM, Lichtenstein wrote: So why do people fake accents?

Because they're idiots who think it's cool, or they are insecure about themselves and try to be someone else. I'm pretty sure you could have figured out that one on your own.

At 11/21/09 11:52 PM, Randomdude111 wrote:

At 11/21/09 11:50 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: Why are you guys getting so riled up? The Dark Knight was crap too.

BLASPHAMY!!!!! I banish you to the porto-potty, where you will live out the rest of your days.

Fuck. You guys are acting just like the girls who obsess over Twilight. The Dark Knight was a good movie, but not THAT good.

At 11/22/09 11:59 AM, 749-Pi wrote:

why should I show up to school?

Because the system will make you fail if you don't work with it. Fight the system when you have some leverage.

At 11/20/09 08:11 PM, AapoJoki wrote:

At 11/20/09 08:00 PM, snarfherder wrote: Dinosaurs are also not birds, how would that work? Birds have feathers.

So did at least dozens of species of dinosaurs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feathered_d inosaurs

Velociraptor is probably the best-known example of a feathered dinosaur.

Let's just agree that dinosaurs were giant bird-lizards.

At 11/21/09 04:56 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:

At 11/21/09 04:42 PM, kidd25 wrote: yeah so i beat the clouds stage but im stuck in the city, it seem some man wants duck for dinner but there are ninja who are trying to save me, the controls keep crashing on me >:(

Pshaw that's easy. I'm nearing the final boss but hell I'm lagging!

Man, I beat that game last year! Way too easy.

At 11/11/09 05:36 PM, Chdonga wrote: Sideheels are best.

At 11/11/09 05:33 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Both at the same time.

Or maybe a combination of both?

Best. Card. Ever.

At 11/9/09 03:16 PM, iloveTyler wrote: I'm still a virgin, but last night my BF of 1 year and I had anal for the first time.

Does he know you're cheating on him with Tyler?

Another one.

Hey.

At 11/5/09 12:02 AM, Rig wrote: Would going all the way be considered beastiality?

I think that if they were intelligent enough to consent, it at least shouldn't be considered bestiality.

At 11/4/09 01:37 PM, TheStonePilot wrote:

Everyone besides the douchebags. ZING!

But everyone on Newgrounds is a douchebag, don't you know?