I'm not giving you fap material you fat little shit.

Go eat a twinkie.

At 8/11/08 05:29 PM, Gagsy wrote: Why rob a bank if you pull a gun to your head afterwards? Police would know that you're not a threat to yourself and would arrest you, because YOU JUST ROBBED A BANK, YOU WANT THE CASH, YOU WON'T KILL YOURSELF.

Here's the thing though. If you know the place is surrounded, you can't get away, and you don't want to spend your life in prison, then killing yourself is a viable option.

They don't think you're concerned about the money anymore, just not wanting to deal with the consequences.

At 8/11/08 01:34 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: Alright, I am way fucking tired of everyone having such a boner over this movie.

Why so serious?

At 8/11/08 05:15 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

Also, if someone is issued a life sentence, then had a heartattack, and died, resseitated, wouldn't they be free?

No, because "life" sentence refers to a number of years. That's why you can get a life sentence early enough, then be out later in life. That's why multiple life sentences are possible, they ensure no chances of the former.

At 8/11/08 03:51 AM, Nein wrote:

Any opinions on the matter?

If you don't stay in school you're an idiot. Trust me, going into your junior year, it seems like you've got some time left, but me, who's just a year older, and about to start his senior year, it's really starting to feel like the end of something. I don't think I want it to be over.

Wish I could say the same, but I've always been a skinny bastard.

5'8" and 135 lbs. My BMI is normal, 20-something. It used to be in the underweight range actually, and I can pretty much eat whatever I want, but I don't eat really all that often. I'm not hungry a lot, yet I have a quick metabolism.

It's a great system.

At 8/11/08 03:33 PM, STEM wrote: Get a VERTICAL PIZZA

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/07/18

Very picnic-face esque.

And that's a good thing.

At 8/11/08 04:42 PM, EpicFail wrote:

Is it bad that I really am not sorry for doing this?
I mean, he deserved what he got? Right?

Yeah dude, he definitely deserved it and you shouldn't feel bad.

At 8/11/08 01:56 PM, O0-0O-O0-0O wrote: FREELANCE POETRY SUCKS. >:c

Freelance?

So, poetry done by someone professional, but doesn't make steady pay?

El Chupacabra

What's great about Bernie Mac dying?

Everything.

At 8/9/08 12:56 AM, LedZabbath wrote:

At 8/9/08 12:42 AM, SpammyMcGee wrote:

At 8/9/08 12:38 AM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 8/9/08 12:22 AM, SpammyMcGee wrote: That's you isn't it.

Come on, give it up man, that's TOTALLY you.

...Yes.

then, go check out my userpage....

THERE ARE PICTURES. If u look thru my blog.

Yo, that's you. Don't lie.

At 8/9/08 12:22 AM, SpammyMcGee wrote: That's you isn't it.

Come on, give it up man, that's TOTALLY you.

At 8/9/08 12:30 AM, LedZabbath wrote: Wear the suit!

i know i would :]

Yeah FUCKIN' DO IT.

Reese's Puffs.

Win.

At 8/8/08 11:14 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: which is also why I'll probably lose interest in the Olympics after about a day.

I definitely won't be watching after today. I'm only watching now because it's on TV behind me, and I can't change it.

At 8/8/08 02:10 PM, EmoNarc wrote:

I searched Miley Cyrus on YouTube and watched hours of videos--interviews, live performances, everything. I realized that she had a great personality, and not to mention a gorgeous body. I think I like Miley Cyrus.

Ahahaha, you are SUCH a faggot.

At 8/8/08 09:58 PM, SpartanMartan wrote: greatest band out there

Wrong.

Anyone have anyidea when their next album comes out

Dumbass, Minutes To Midnight JUST came out. They're not machines, man, it'll probably be over a year before you get another one.

At 8/8/08 11:03 PM, RedAlias wrote:

At 8/8/08 10:31 PM, Riots wrote: No legs!

epic win. no competition

No it's not. You can clearly see the poor shopping.

All he did was use the clone stamp, and he didn't even use it well.

I'm watching it on NBC, and it seems like all the commentators are doing is just talking shit about the other countries.

At 8/7/08 03:42 PM, infernocpf wrote:

Over 90 percent of serial killers are male

Yep.

They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range

IQ of 126

They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers.

I do great in school, and I can keep a job.

They tend to come from markedly unstable families.

Unstable? Eh, not really.

As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers.

Nope.

Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories.

Nope.

They hate their fathers and mothers.

I don't hate my dad.

They are commonly abused as children: psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member.

Not at all.

Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems.

None whatsoever.

They have high rates of suicide attempts.

Not once.

From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic pornography.

Uhh, no.

More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12.

Nope.

Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting.

Yes. I'm a true pyro at heart.

They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures.

No.

3.

Please don't let the U.S. get involved. Please.

We don't need any more bad publicity.

Cheer up emo kid.

Mmm, camwhore.

That CaptainDickDanger is a sexy man.

Also, deepthroat confirmation.

At 8/7/08 11:04 PM, xports wrote:

At 8/7/08 10:59 PM, Dropkicked wrote: A challenger appears!

what the hell is that?!?!?!

Delicious sloth.

A challenger appears!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

I used to consume that show like it was meth.

The best idea they ever had was to play half the episode forward, then at the halfway point, to literally reverse the damage they'd done, they played the first half backward, all the way back through the titles, and then the show was over.

Amazing.

Anyone who says it's any different (aside from a few new rules in place) is a liar.