At 11/20/09 04:12 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: There have already been evidence of underwater dinosaurs still alive in the really deep depths of the ocean.

I'd like to see this evidence.

At 11/20/09 11:09 PM, Addsgohere wrote:

Explain, plox.

Wet testicles
Lather
Shave
Done

Um not really sure if I unnerstan wha you mean?

At 11/9/09 04:16 AM, ForumNazi wrote: so in this art class im currently taking about half of the class are basically goths

it's weird it's like all of them got together and specifically decided to take art for this period

Spoiler alert: They're people too.

As a response to "DTF?" you say "No, but I am DTPIYM".

Figure it out.

I'd say mine's pretty self explanatory actually.

At 11/11/09 02:00 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: You're at McDonald's waiting in line. Once it's your turn, C.C. Sabathia came and cut right in front of you, what would you do?

If he was in uniform, I'd just think he was some weird asshole who walks around in a baseball uniform. If he wasn't in uniform, I'd think he was an asshole who was cutting me in line. If he told me he played Major League Baseball, I'd just think he was an asshole.

I wanna move but it don't feel right
cause you've been playin' other people's songs all night
so tell me what you're tryin' to say

Hey!
Rollover DJ
You're spinnin' away
all my time
Hey!
Who cares what you play?
Say whatever you say
Cause I don't mind
Hey!
Rollover DJ
If you don't mind

Robot voice, fuck yeah.

At 11/8/09 06:48 PM, EpicFail wrote: Do any of you guys play Dungeons and Dragons? I hope to death I'm not alone here.

It's funny that even though you're probably trolling, I do play a tabletop RPG called Cyberpunk. It's a really relaxed RPG compared to D&D, set in the future, but in my opinion, a lot more fun.

At 11/8/09 12:05 PM, Blush wrote: There was a short story by the author of fight club called "guts". It was incredibly nasty, and I felt sick after a couple paragraphs.

I was going to recommend this as well, it's contained in a book called Haunted, all with rather unsettling stories by Chuck Palahniuk.

Definitely, definitely what you're looking for.

At 11/5/09 07:54 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: "Read the first letter of every post..."

You spelled pedophilia incorrectly, and it would be the first letter of every new line, not every post.

Way to fail copypasta.

At 11/5/09 07:39 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: I'm not 16.

I'm not even jailbait.

I'm 18 years old as of September 20th.

Cool story bro.

At 11/5/09 07:39 PM, ngman7 wrote: You should just say "I'm not attracted to them." Not all black women are ugly:

YOU should just say, "I'm a hypocritical bitch." And then just quit.

At 11/5/09 07:24 PM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 11/5/09 07:19 PM, ngman7 wrote:

You just proved you are racist. BLACK women have more fuller features than most whites. Many whites go and get botox and collegen injections and breast implants.

Yeah, yeah, call me a racist, you little cunt, but that doesn't change the fact that you've fucking contradicted the shit out of yourself in refusing to admit your own racist stereotypes.

Black women can go screw for all I'm concerned.

And another thing, now that I think of it, you completely ignored the fact that you're doing the exact same thing by making this thread. You hardly read what I had to say at all. At least admit that you're just as guilty as the "beauty ideal" you hate so much, and quit trying to put black women on a pedestal just because they've been sunk to the bottom.

At 11/5/09 07:19 PM, ngman7 wrote:

You just proved you are racist. BLACK women have more fuller features than most whites. Many whites go and get botox and collegen injections and breast implants.

Yeah, yeah, call me a racist, you little cunt, but that doesn't change the fact that you've fucking contradicted the shit out of yourself in refusing to admit your own racist stereotypes.

Black women can go screw for all I'm concerned.

At 11/5/09 07:09 PM, ngman7 wrote: Why is it when some people talk about women and beauty black women are left out in a lot of circles? What's wrong with black women?

Everything. They're unattractive.

Why the racism? I see it on TV shows and on online forums/message boards. I'm African-American and I find this somewhat offensive.

Play the race card, faggot.

Why do a lot of people want to act like Caucasian women are the "beau ideal?" That's not true. Women of color have much fuller features than a lot of white women.

Fuck you, they're ugly cunts. By making this thread, you've done the same thing that you propose others do. You compare women of different races, and do not mention that they should be equal, but put your own race above another.

Fuck off.

At 11/5/09 06:03 PM, Twilight wrote: Fuck that shit

You're an immature shit.

F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X. by The Fall of Troy.

At 11/4/09 12:59 AM, Sensationalism wrote: But today I happened across a picture of her

Still not hot.

At 11/3/09 11:35 PM, Screch wrote: They smell SOOOOOO MUCH like jizz. It's like the tree's are jizzing in the air all day, every day.

So yeah

As far as I know, jizz doesn't really have a strong scent. But I take it you've gotten your face close enough to get a good whiff, so I'll take your word for it.

At 11/3/09 11:02 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: This weekend I'm going to get a small cappuccino with some friends. As long as I don't make it a habit, you should fuck off.

Hey, whoa. Coffee is an adult drink.

At 11/2/09 12:57 PM, Elfer wrote:

eel kind of stuck. What should I do?

Go to college. It'll give you a backup plan and it'll buy you more time to get your music career off the ground. If you want to save money and have credentials that can earn you decent money when you graduate, take a skilled trade of some sort. Part of your training will be a paid apprenticeship. On top of that, it doesn't take the full four years that other college programs require.

Surprisingly, this was really good advice. Probably the best that I've gotten from anyone so far. Thanks man.

At 11/1/09 11:51 PM, Yamor wrote: How does it make you feel that 90% of people get their morals from the roll of some dice.

Makes me feel like you came to this conclusion way after I did, and you're clearly more impressed by it than I was.

At 11/1/09 11:50 AM, Elfer wrote:

So what you waitin' for? A better life* is only moments away!

Well, I'm an 18 year old recent high school graduate. I decided to wait a little bit to go to college, but I'm not sure what I want to go for, and it's seeming like the only reason I want to go is so that I can delay real life for a little bit longer, and maybe find out what I want to do with my life.

However, the REAL thing I want to do with my life is a little far fetched. I've been a drummer for about 5 or 6 years now, and in the recent past, I've got a band going, been writing songs, and have started booking shows. We're looking to record a demo pretty soon. I've determined that this is what I want to do with my life, I want more than anything to be a musician.

The only thing is, I feel like I should have a backup in case this doesn't work out, but I can't see myself committing to anything else. I'm dedicated to music, but I don't want to go to school for it, because the only thing I want to do with it is write and perform, not get a music-related job. I work part time at a fast food restaurant, and since I've only got my car (just gas, insurance, and upkeep, it's all paid for) and my cell phone to pay for, I am able to keep most of the money I make, so I do pretty well. I still live at home.

My mom's told me that come January, if I haven't decided to go to college, then I have to find a full time job (a daunting task, as I'm finding it hard to find a secondary or replacement part time job), or my ass is out on the street.

I feel kind of stuck. What should I do?

At 11/1/09 06:20 PM, Twilight wrote:

Otherwise, Facebook is just a way to break families apart because you call yourself "The mack playa that gets all the bitches" or post a picture of you shirtless with 5 different girls.

Alternatively, if you weren't 13, you'd know that you could simply just deny someone's friend request.

At 10/31/09 10:49 PM, dantehawesomeman wrote: Apparently my dad is angry at me because I change my clothes every day. Who changes their clothing every day?

If I don't have anywhere important to go, I'll stay in my clothes, cause I sleep in them. When I was in school I changed it every day, but now that I'm not, if I'm just going to work (cause I have a uniform) I'll keep the same clothes on, or just hanging around or whatever, I don't see the need.

Superjail is fucking spectacular. Whenever I describe it, I always end up saying: "School House Rock on LSD".

At 10/29/09 01:50 AM, Sensationalism wrote: 84,454 inches

Oh how fun math is!

Ha, more than three and a half years ago, I was pretty fucking good at it, as you can tell.

How did this get bumped? I forgot this shit even existed until I saw it in the topic listing.

8,678 inches

723.16 feet

0.137 miles