At 11/8/09 06:48 PM, EpicFail wrote: Do any of you guys play Dungeons and Dragons? I hope to death I'm not alone here.

It's funny that even though you're probably trolling, I do play a tabletop RPG called Cyberpunk. It's a really relaxed RPG compared to D&D, set in the future, but in my opinion, a lot more fun.

At 11/8/09 12:05 PM, Blush wrote: There was a short story by the author of fight club called "guts". It was incredibly nasty, and I felt sick after a couple paragraphs.

I was going to recommend this as well, it's contained in a book called Haunted, all with rather unsettling stories by Chuck Palahniuk.

Definitely, definitely what you're looking for.

At 11/5/09 07:54 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: "Read the first letter of every post..."

You spelled pedophilia incorrectly, and it would be the first letter of every new line, not every post.

Way to fail copypasta.

At 11/5/09 07:39 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: I'm not 16.

I'm not even jailbait.

I'm 18 years old as of September 20th.

Cool story bro.

At 11/5/09 07:39 PM, ngman7 wrote: You should just say "I'm not attracted to them." Not all black women are ugly:

YOU should just say, "I'm a hypocritical bitch." And then just quit.

At 11/5/09 07:24 PM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 11/5/09 07:19 PM, ngman7 wrote:

You just proved you are racist. BLACK women have more fuller features than most whites. Many whites go and get botox and collegen injections and breast implants.

Yeah, yeah, call me a racist, you little cunt, but that doesn't change the fact that you've fucking contradicted the shit out of yourself in refusing to admit your own racist stereotypes.

Black women can go screw for all I'm concerned.

And another thing, now that I think of it, you completely ignored the fact that you're doing the exact same thing by making this thread. You hardly read what I had to say at all. At least admit that you're just as guilty as the "beauty ideal" you hate so much, and quit trying to put black women on a pedestal just because they've been sunk to the bottom.

At 11/5/09 07:19 PM, ngman7 wrote:

You just proved you are racist. BLACK women have more fuller features than most whites. Many whites go and get botox and collegen injections and breast implants.

Yeah, yeah, call me a racist, you little cunt, but that doesn't change the fact that you've fucking contradicted the shit out of yourself in refusing to admit your own racist stereotypes.

Black women can go screw for all I'm concerned.

At 11/5/09 07:09 PM, ngman7 wrote: Why is it when some people talk about women and beauty black women are left out in a lot of circles? What's wrong with black women?

Everything. They're unattractive.

Why the racism? I see it on TV shows and on online forums/message boards. I'm African-American and I find this somewhat offensive.

Play the race card, faggot.

Why do a lot of people want to act like Caucasian women are the "beau ideal?" That's not true. Women of color have much fuller features than a lot of white women.

Fuck you, they're ugly cunts. By making this thread, you've done the same thing that you propose others do. You compare women of different races, and do not mention that they should be equal, but put your own race above another.

Fuck off.

At 11/5/09 06:03 PM, Twilight wrote: Fuck that shit

You're an immature shit.

F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X. by The Fall of Troy.

At 11/4/09 12:59 AM, Sensationalism wrote: But today I happened across a picture of her

Still not hot.

At 11/3/09 11:35 PM, Screch wrote: They smell SOOOOOO MUCH like jizz. It's like the tree's are jizzing in the air all day, every day.

So yeah

As far as I know, jizz doesn't really have a strong scent. But I take it you've gotten your face close enough to get a good whiff, so I'll take your word for it.

At 11/3/09 11:02 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: This weekend I'm going to get a small cappuccino with some friends. As long as I don't make it a habit, you should fuck off.

Hey, whoa. Coffee is an adult drink.

At 11/2/09 12:57 PM, Elfer wrote:

eel kind of stuck. What should I do?

Go to college. It'll give you a backup plan and it'll buy you more time to get your music career off the ground. If you want to save money and have credentials that can earn you decent money when you graduate, take a skilled trade of some sort. Part of your training will be a paid apprenticeship. On top of that, it doesn't take the full four years that other college programs require.

Surprisingly, this was really good advice. Probably the best that I've gotten from anyone so far. Thanks man.

At 11/1/09 11:51 PM, Yamor wrote: How does it make you feel that 90% of people get their morals from the roll of some dice.

Makes me feel like you came to this conclusion way after I did, and you're clearly more impressed by it than I was.

At 11/1/09 11:50 AM, Elfer wrote:

So what you waitin' for? A better life* is only moments away!

Well, I'm an 18 year old recent high school graduate. I decided to wait a little bit to go to college, but I'm not sure what I want to go for, and it's seeming like the only reason I want to go is so that I can delay real life for a little bit longer, and maybe find out what I want to do with my life.

However, the REAL thing I want to do with my life is a little far fetched. I've been a drummer for about 5 or 6 years now, and in the recent past, I've got a band going, been writing songs, and have started booking shows. We're looking to record a demo pretty soon. I've determined that this is what I want to do with my life, I want more than anything to be a musician.

The only thing is, I feel like I should have a backup in case this doesn't work out, but I can't see myself committing to anything else. I'm dedicated to music, but I don't want to go to school for it, because the only thing I want to do with it is write and perform, not get a music-related job. I work part time at a fast food restaurant, and since I've only got my car (just gas, insurance, and upkeep, it's all paid for) and my cell phone to pay for, I am able to keep most of the money I make, so I do pretty well. I still live at home.

My mom's told me that come January, if I haven't decided to go to college, then I have to find a full time job (a daunting task, as I'm finding it hard to find a secondary or replacement part time job), or my ass is out on the street.

I feel kind of stuck. What should I do?

At 11/1/09 06:20 PM, Twilight wrote:

Otherwise, Facebook is just a way to break families apart because you call yourself "The mack playa that gets all the bitches" or post a picture of you shirtless with 5 different girls.

Alternatively, if you weren't 13, you'd know that you could simply just deny someone's friend request.

At 10/31/09 10:49 PM, dantehawesomeman wrote: Apparently my dad is angry at me because I change my clothes every day. Who changes their clothing every day?

If I don't have anywhere important to go, I'll stay in my clothes, cause I sleep in them. When I was in school I changed it every day, but now that I'm not, if I'm just going to work (cause I have a uniform) I'll keep the same clothes on, or just hanging around or whatever, I don't see the need.

Superjail is fucking spectacular. Whenever I describe it, I always end up saying: "School House Rock on LSD".

At 10/29/09 01:50 AM, Sensationalism wrote: 84,454 inches

Oh how fun math is!

Ha, more than three and a half years ago, I was pretty fucking good at it, as you can tell.

How did this get bumped? I forgot this shit even existed until I saw it in the topic listing.

8,678 inches

723.16 feet

0.137 miles

For the last time, I don't want to answer your damn riddle. I'll just find another way around this river.

At 10/28/09 06:22 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 10/28/09 06:11 PM, Dropkicked wrote:

How about you get your facts checked before you go off blindly firing your "God" cannon?

Jesus was a muppet.

I'll just chalk this idiotic response up as a win for me. Later.

At 10/28/09 06:07 PM, slingshot14 wrote: God was under a lot of grief, I'm sure he just wasn't in the mood for any killing at the time. Jesus was a good dude. And God was still new to the whole "being ruler of the world" thing during the Cain and Abel deal.

Alright, alright, whoa, shut the fuck up here for a second.

You're breaking the rules of God. You're treating him as if he were a fallible human being and not the supreme omnipotent and (arguably) perfect ruler of the universe. Giving him moods, emotions, and treating him as if he could make mistakes because he's "new" to something is just ridiculous.

How about you get your facts checked before you go off blindly firing your "God" cannon? If you're gonna argue something at least make sure you're not just making shit up first.

At 10/28/09 05:57 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

I think God's proven to be kinda "iffy" on the whole "thou shalt not murder" deal. He believes in a life for a life.

Oh come on, that has nothing to do with expressing a belief for God. Besides, modern medicine is God's way of healing people.

I don't give a fuck. God comes before the employer. Maybe he should create his own store, Christian Depot.

ITT: We take a look at the most reasonable human being on Earth -slingshot14.

Watch him twist the words in the bible! Gaze as he creates clever ways to dodge well thought out counterpoints! Gawk in sheer terror as he doesn't give a fuck!

Not saying it's not wrong of them to place such restrictions on their workers, because people should be able to express their beliefs, but if you look at the core matter, the guy was NOT fired for wearing the button.

He was fired for violating company policy, and when a simple "take it off" was rejected voluntarily by him, he was terminated. So, he didn't get canned for the button, which it states in their rulebook, cannot be worn, he got canned for disobeying his superiors.

It'd be the same thing as wearing a button that says "fuck you", being asked to take it off and saying "no."

Is it just me, or is this the funniest fucking thing you've seen all day?

I mean, one of two things is going on here- a) The guy is fucking crazy about artistic expression to the point where he will actually go to great lengths to prove his point, in which case, the whole article is true, or b) He's a genius and he's pulling a huge joke on people, and anyone willing to enter will find out that it's a big hoax, and the guy is doing it for a laugh.

Either of which would be extremely hilarious.

A place called Nice Slice in Providence, RI.

They've got a myspace here: http://www.myspace.com/niceslice05

And they give out free OBEY stickers and ones advertising their shop. I've got a few of these on my car.

At 10/25/09 06:35 PM, TNT wrote:

How cheap are these people?

It's called a clever advertisement.

Like I'm really going to believe a guy that can hardly construct a sentence. Did you see how poorly written and spelled that entire article was?