At 11/20/09 01:32 PM, RDSchley wrote: Just keep a knife on you.

Dear god, I hope that was a joke.

At 11/20/09 09:32 AM, Brendan-Harris wrote: I'm english and we love americans, we take the piss out of their accent but I'm probably from a dickhead city (preston).

You really do come from a shithole city.
Nobody will hate you, and girls find your accent attractive. Double win.

At 11/19/09 07:32 PM, geterkikzkid wrote: Me; I think cursing is bullshit, so I don't fucking do it!

I see what you did there.

At 11/19/09 03:59 PM, TheT3Ddy wrote: Bah , how can people watch TV when they have a computer...

Easily, if you connect to a streaming site.

At 11/19/09 04:26 PM, ViZi wrote: I would say english. It is the most simple and I already know it.

It's only simple because you know it. If you lived in China, you would say that Chinese was the most simple language. English isn't simple, as it has many tenses, and words with multiple meanings.

At 11/18/09 05:22 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 11/18/09 05:20 PM, MelodiousOrpheus wrote: REMOVED FOREVER

Yes, of course. No trace remains whatsoever.

Quick, everyone! Save it to your hard drive and reupload it!

Not going to be here. Imagine it.

Ladies and gentlemen, the band tonight are....NOT GOING TO BE HERE!

If that's what you like to wear, they sure are. Personally, I love wolves, just not wolf clothes.

At 11/19/09 03:48 PM, speakerlight wrote: New york never sleeps though...OH I see what you did.

I don't think you got the entire joke.

I'll punch you in 'em.

At 11/19/09 02:14 PM, Diddy wrote: You: Epic Win
Society: Epic Fail

Tada.

Nice play on words there.

You know, because, he's epic fail?

And adults back in the day, when we watched CN thought the programmes then were shite. It's a cycle of dissmissiveness.

At 11/18/09 12:50 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: We'll get you fuckers next time!

Hark at thou, rouge.

At 11/17/09 01:01 PM, blazer133 wrote:

At 11/17/09 12:52 PM, Fora wrote: Is it me or are there more girls nowadays on Newgrounds?

Read these it'll explain everything.

Wow, you posted a relic from 4chan. That explains everything.

At 11/17/09 04:07 PM, Canas wrote: better

ha

But then you wouldn't be able to ban strangers.

It would be a lot less popular.

At 11/16/09 10:02 AM, Fim wrote: Yorkshire, suffered massive internal injuries after he slammed into an off-duty police office who pulled out in front of him in her car

Fucking police offices. Always pulling out in front of people.

At 11/17/09 12:12 AM, zombiebunny wrote

Then just say "why are you looking at my package?" then turn around and keep showering.

At 11/17/09 12:14 AM, MonkeyV wrote

Seriously, just turn it around and make fun of them for staring at your dick.

At 11/17/09 12:22 AM, Icnatspeel wrote

If they do call them fags and move on.

At 11/17/09 02:30 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote

just tell anyone who looks they're gay and move on.

At 11/17/09 09:20 AM, fallensoul289 wrote

If someone stares at you're shit ask them if they are gay cause they are looking at you're shit.

At 11/17/09 11:38 AM, zooos wrote

"Hey Faggot why are you staring at my dick in the first place"

At 11/17/09 01:39 PM, AshtonNextGen wrote

Just say to them "what are you looking at my cock for? you gay or somethin'?"

At 11/17/09 01:59 PM, gingermagicman wrote

2) They're obviously gay.

This seems like a popular option, what, with eight people sugesting it.

At 11/17/09 12:11 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: Chances are that you're not the only one

Actually, he goes to Jewington high.

At 11/17/09 02:03 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: umm...are you sure it wasn't dry ice or something?

That's what I was thinking.

At 11/11/09 02:43 PM, Techno wrote: They are updating the servers for higher bandwidth.

Also, those having trouble inviting on the PS3? Look no further, there is a way to fix it until they patch it Friday.

What you do is remove the person from your friends list, then add them again. You will then be able to invite them whenever you want.

Ghost update?

At 11/11/09 03:50 PM, AlacritySoundz wrote: Back from the grave and here to cradle your eyes with my a fine point.

This took about 3 months since I kinda slacked off and worked on it little by little.
SO WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT GUISE? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?
Also I changed my name to "SATE".

I've been up to shit all. We need a new generation of writers to step up, don't we? :p Also, that's pretty epic. Sate? Any reason behind that?

Anybody got MW2?

Today, the only thing anybody was talking about was Modern warfare 2. Mainly about snowmobiles and about the airport level. The Xbox and PS3 users giggled at Wii'ers all day long. It was great.

I would demand a story relating this circumstance which you were in.

At 11/11/09 04:18 PM, evan210 wrote: I just realized what type of guy would have secks with her

That's a bear. Not a guy. A BEAR.

Gagsy, you blow my mind.

At 11/11/09 04:02 PM, inuyasha5114 wrote: im slightly alarmed by google's racist and two girls one cup type bestiality suggestions

How do you confuse an ant anyway?

I like the part where the car exploded.

My copy of MW2 just got dispatched. Just thought I'd tell you all :)

Dick "Stud" Stallion.

At 11/9/09 03:20 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: he'd be better than gordon brown

Who wouldn't, mate?