Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

I found five.

Here they are.

There are 9,249 people living in the US with my name.

Apparently, not too long ago, a scientific study was released to the public, which confirmed that "The Champ", a 1979 remake of the 1931 King Vidor version, was considered to be the saddest movie ever.

WHAT THE FUCK? Since when was that even important? Anyway, the link below shows why this is so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgySx1Mhz Ao

Of course, I actually disagree with that. There are other movies that are far more depressing than this.

But, what do you think?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqRxBtNr Fs

At 7/29/11 10:20 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: The mist and the fog were terrible movies.

Which fog movei are you talking about? The New one or the old one?

Send me a postcard from Heaven.

Okay, this just got weird.

At 8/1/11 11:05 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: I'm not even going to get into this.

Me neither. I'm just gonna get high on Pepsi.

I tried. No difference.

At 7/19/11 06:52 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:

At 7/19/11 06:48 PM, Mydarklord wrote:

Amen. Hail Budda. :)

At 8/1/11 02:07 PM, Cootie wrote: I thought we were actually going to build a huge concrete wall between us and Mexico to keep out illegals. Son, I am disappoint.

Are you playing with me or are you being serious?

At 8/1/11 01:59 PM, tox wrote: why does this matter in your lifestyle and times so much that you had to make a thread about it?
would you eat there or not depending on the truth?

Well, EXXXXCCCUUSSSSEEE ME, motherfucker! I was just asking a simple question. You don't have to be an asshole about it!

This is actually good news for my brother, sister and sister-in-law because they all were Borders employees. They always told us horror stories about their experiences working there and were estatic when they finally left.

I am a bit upset because that means less bookstores for me to hang out in. Well, at least we have Barnes & Noble.

Does Dave & Buster's serve Pepsi or Coke?

It's been around a year since the last time I went to Dave & Buster's. I just can't remember what soda brand they sell.

At 8/1/11 12:49 AM, JoeMation wrote:

At 8/1/11 12:41 AM, DramaKaw wrote: separated so they could mate and help the population be intact

So pretty much the fate of their race depends on these animals? Animals, not humans, animals. Some animals will just fuck anything regardless of gender or specie... Well, some people too I guess.

Either way, as people it's our duty to assure the state of wildlife. The human population is doing fine so I don't see this applicable to humans. Furthermore, are you making these animals able to talk? I fucking hate that, animals can't talk.

I take it that confused you. I meant that the pair could mate with the females of their breed. I hope that's clear.

I am currently working on a play that deals with a battle between Gay Rights and Animal Rightsd. It deals with an issue involving a pair of "gay" animals that an Animal-Rights group want separated so they could mate and help the population be intact while a Gay-Rights group fight to keep the pair together. The story is still in progress, I know. But that is what it is going to be about.

But this play's purpose is to ask one question: In general, which is more important? Gay-Rights or Animal-Rights?

Well, I am a straight man who has a strong fetish for guy's bare feet.

I don't have any.

Well, last night, I dreamed of witnessing my sister's cat, Zelda, having all of her legs amputated for no apparent reason and I couldn't stop them. I could hear Zelda's harsh moewings and screams which made me feel uncomfortable. And, to make matter's worse, my sister was standing by, just smiling, as if this was actually a good thing.

Now, why would I dream of something like this is so beyond me.

I'm just wondering because yesterday I was watching an episode of it with my sister and they found some actual evidence at the place they were in. Actual voices recorded, doors slamming and opening and even the electricity on the device they use called the Jacob's Ladder was pointing towards the one who was provoking the spirits.

But, here is the funny part: On the episode I was watching, the spirit at a condemned hospital they were in actually called for one of the guys. Now, does that seem implausible?

Stuff like that convinced me that Ghost Adventures was indeed staged and that all the evidence they find was all made up just to make all the moments seem intense and scary. But, of course, I could be wrong.

What do you think?

That actually makes sense.

If it's anything like a dog, I would be like "Yay!" and go humpity-humpity hump hump hump all over my neighborhood.

Portal. I like tests.

At 7/28/11 08:41 PM, XenonMonkey wrote: The Petals Fall Twice.

Here's an Exert.

Okay, That was purely horrific. Where and How did you find this book?

Note to everyone: If you want to show an exert of your choice, do so. That would be helpful.

I know there are worst movies, worst TV shows and even worst songs that people mention, but I have yet to find a good list of novels that are considered the worst. I would like to have a discussion (and argument) of what are the worst novels.

but, here are some guidelines:
1) It has to be any book that you have read.
2) It has to be a work of fiction. (Any genre will do)
3) You are limited to three books that you think are the worst.

I do welcome some arguing because I know there are some people who might disagree with your choices and that's fine.

In your opinion, what are some of the worst novels of all time? And why?

One of my favorites: "Ducktits."

I mean, "Ducktales." Yes, "Ducktales." :3

(Dammit, ever since I saw Nostalgia Critic's review for Howard the Duck, I've always been mistaking the Ducktales name for Ducktits.)

I have a lot of favorite Movie Quotes. But, here's three of them.

First, The Exorcist: "Your Mother sucks cocks in Hell!"

Second, The Room: "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

And, finally, Citizen Kane: "Rosbud."

Are there any restrictions you would like us to follow? Are there any specific rules for this before we submit stories that could cause problems? Just curious.

Or how about this:

"Any ideas to help me get hired?"

or

"Any ideas to help me get a job?"

or

"Any advice to help me get a job?"

I hope these help you out as well.

How about this:

"Any ideas to increase my chances of employment?"

I hope that helps you out.