At 5/20/09 05:33 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: Yeah, and it's not like Tom has the money to hand out thousands of dollars a month without putting shit on this website, right?

You're truly the retard in this argument.

He does that to ensure that people keep on making quality content for the site, which in turn brings in traffic, not because hes a jolly ol' feller.

Cut her some slack. It cant be easy raising a retard.

Everyone has their vices.

At 5/20/09 05:17 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote: Do yourself a favor.

Don't become a website designer, or contribute to anything relating to a website. Your ideas are just pure shit.

Youre a fucking retard. Do you have any idea what kind of traffic Runescape pulls in? It may be a shitty, fugly ass game, but still a brilliant moneymaker.

At 5/20/09 04:45 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: Newgrounds doesn't need more traffic, if someone finds it, more power to them, but we have this nice little community here already.

What a brilliant businessplan. "We dont need more money".

Youll go far in life, son.

At 5/20/09 05:09 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Yes, I did. They're not going to put any bad Biblical people in. Again... what's the religious value in that? You can't teach a kid that just because a religion is centered around someone doesn't mean they're completely immortal.

:Jesus has been left out of the pack to avoid offending anyone.
"It would defeat the purpose if Jesus was beaten by one of the bad characters," said Mr Tate.

You didnt read the fucking article, you ass.

At 5/20/09 04:52 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: So what if I play Jesus and he loses to a Damien card? What's the religious value in that?

You didnt read the fucking article, you ass.

At 5/20/09 04:46 PM, ChipsDipz wrote: i have a paper due in less than 4 hours. its suppose to be a letter to obama telling him what i think is the biggest problem america faces today with in the econmy. im also suppose to provide a solution to the problem. also also cite sources. im so screwed. i no absolutly nothing about the econmy and what the hells going on. can someone help?/??

I suggest talking about "his" people. It fits in all the mentioned topics.

"Schools across the UK have banned the Japanese card trading game and parents groups have called for tighter controls on advertising aimed at children. "

Great. Pump them full of spiritual beliefs when they are young and vulnerable instead.

At 5/20/09 04:30 PM, ChipsDipz wrote:

At 5/20/09 04:26 PM, Dralnur wrote: Wow, that just blew right over you, didnt it?

haha im still enjoying this but enough of your trolling

i adise you stop before u get banned

As I recall it, you were the one to reply with some form of cryptic "hand-in-mouth-burning-sensation" shit that not even James Sanborn could figure out.

Either way, I remain unfazed. Go eat a dick.

At 5/20/09 04:25 PM, ChipsDipz wrote:

At 5/20/09 04:22 PM, Dralnur wrote: Oops, guess I hit a soft spot there.
So, when's your thirteenth birthday?

i dont want to feel selfish

whens your b-day bro?

Wow, that just blew right over you, didnt it?

At 5/20/09 04:21 PM, ChipsDipz wrote:

At 5/20/09 04:19 PM, Dralnur wrote: The user base is mostly made up of 12 year old kids who come here to whack off to pokémonporn.

You are absolutely right. To better demonstrate what NG is really like take your hand put in your mouth till you feel a burning sensation.

Oops, guess I hit a soft spot there.

So, when's your thirteenth birthday?

At 5/20/09 04:16 PM, Huntahcole wrote:

Because grown men never have the name "Hunter".

Rawful, read the first definition
here.
Jackass.

Hunter is a white-trash hillbilly name.

Fuck you, Hunter.

No. The user base is mostly made up of 12 year old kids who come here to whack off to pokémonporn.
Only a small part of the users actually frequent the forums, and from what I can remember, the only forums that dont suck balls are the flash/music/programming ones.

Your fucking name is Hunter.

You are so incredibly stupid.

At 4/9/08 07:53 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Hey fuck you
You overweight sack of balls
I hope your babies grow up with down syndrome
I dont even think you've made contact with a girl
Let alone gained enough fat points to talk to one.
Besides on a computer. You're a waste of sperm and egg.

There is a kitchen in dire need of cleaning.

Fulfill your destiny.

At 4/9/08 07:43 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Lmfao
WDF
IM A GIRL YOU JERK OFFS

My above post still applies, lesbo. Either way, youre a fucktard for asking random people you dont know about something like that.

Get the fuck out.

How the fuck should anyone here know?

Shes supposed to be your friend. Youre the one who should know what she likes and dislikes.

Youre just a failing little boy out for pussy.

Anyone actually calling a suicide hotline isnt serious, and just out looking for attention.

So yeah, I agree.

At 4/9/08 07:16 PM, Zack wrote: My parents don't live together anymore but they still are around each other due to my brother and sister enough to get into fights about stupid shit.

Thus, proving my second theory to be correct. How hard can it be to just fucking ignore them?

At 4/9/08 07:17 PM, RedCoin wrote:

At 4/9/08 07:15 PM, Purpin wrote: Say "I have nothing to offer your dispute".

Then why post?

Oh, you are so damn stupid.

Wow, its amazing what one little troll can reveal.

I mean, you Amerifags whine about muslim extremists, while many of you still hold your religion dearly, and flame and hate on anyone not sharing your beliefs.

In the modern world, on the other hand, weve realized there is no god whatsoever.

At 4/9/08 07:10 PM, TacoFreak wrote: So I could finger myself :o

You would still be ugly as hell.

"Oh no, my parents actually seem to care about me. Woe is me."

Grow some fucking brains.

But on the oooother hand, it could be that they actually hate each other, and try to use you as a wedge to justify calling the other part a fucking dickweed.

Youre fucked either way.

At 10/10/07 11:16 PM, Kuro wrote: "So far"?

What exactly is going to change with it?

Music that strays from the whole "Oh hay, sing along" type is usually a bit strange to listen to in the beginning. You often grow to love, or hate, a song which you were originally quite sceptical towards.

Its like 10.000 Days, or X&Y. It takes a while.

I was out raking leaves at around 10 in the evening. It was dark as hell, and suddenly I hear a bloodcurdling scream coming from the edge of the forest, across the road.
It really sounded like someone was in deep shit.

So anyways, I drop my rake and start running towards the sound. When I arrive, I see three hot girs about my age, with a video camera propped between them.

Apparently, they were shooting some scary movie or whatnot.

The world is going to fuck. Five minutes on Break, Newgrounds, Youtube or really any site where stupid people hang out is enough to see that.

Im gonna get a cabin in the woods, a shotgun and a stockpile of canned food, just in case.
And yes, I am serious.

At 8/23/07 04:55 AM, PureLionHeart wrote:

At 8/23/07 04:54 AM, Dralnur wrote: Dinosaurs.

The TV series?

No, I would coax him into explaining their existence.

Dinosaurs.

Invest.

Planescape: Torment. A wonderful game that didnt sell well, and thus did not get any sequels.

Sad, really.