I'm not quite sure anymore. I used to have the idea that atheism was my religion because so many people were insisting that not believing in a supernatural intelligence that transcends the universe is a religion in itself.
But then it started getting kinda vague when I found accusations of liberalism and evolution being religions too. I accept the theory of evolution and I have several liberal opinions on public matters. Is it possible to have three religions at once? I've never heard of something like that before.
Stumbling upon comments on how science is a religion for us skeptical folks, I just sorta added it to the list. Four isn't that much more than three.
But then came the real brainbuster. In the same day, I was told my religion was abortion because I do not oppose it, and Global Warming was my religion since I accept mainstream science.
Dear people,
Please stop being retards and at least make your nonsensical insults be internally consistent. I can't imagine that it's that hard to make up shit that actually fits with itself. Don't call people dumbsmart or insist that they are walking in all directions at once, and stop saying that every single thing you oppose is a religion.
I mean, seriously. Why do people still do this? It should be as embarrassing as saying that your polical opponent Hitler bedmate. There should be internet laws like Poe or Godwin's law that decries this enormous stupid accusation.
So, since nobody else is for the moment, I'm hereby declaring that anybody who does this is a complete asshole. And if you disagree to this post then you are only doing it because disagreeing with me is your religion.