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Wow... holy shit man i hope that isnt WORRYING you in some way. >_> It could be all of the above and more... either way its just a sign on a chair.

I am realy not to sure what to say man. I mean, the grinch was an animated cartoon, who gives a shit about him?? On the other hand of journalists and what not, yah, they fuck up stories like no other, but you know what? Thats their job. o_o

Thanks for the advice, but um, you can use a knife or something that can... idk, act like a nail. o_O

I... agree 100 fucking percent. I mean, seriously, ever word you said is my own. XD Good Job.

Um, maybe its a $299 PS3. Lol, still spoiled either way, now that 10 year old kid can play all the rated M shooters out there, dissing people online with his shrill little voice. Lol, nice.

Ah jeeze, fuckin education systems around the world are going to shit... when teachers can't even let students express their ideas. MY biology teach however encourages it. XD On another note though, you are right, humans arent the cause of global warming, or at least, we're not a MAJOR cause of it. We only CREATED A REASON for the cause of global warming. Ya, thats how it works. ;D

Ok well, about the avatar part.
yaaa... and the other point you bring up, i agree in every way, but that door holding part. yaaah. Lol, Merry Christmas buddy.

ITS HARD TO GET SOMETHING FOR A DEAD GUY! o.O And um, im athiest so i guess he'll like a bottle of whisky or something...

At 12/24/09 12:31 AM, VhsTapeclock wrote: Two out of three of my cats have one deformed paw; my 7-year-old Luna has an entire lame leg because her mom fell off a balcony while 6 weeks pregnant; and I forget how 10-year-old Pandora screwed hers up...

Woah wth?? O.o Have you tried to spade and neuter your cats buddy?? Inbreeding causes mutations like those, I should know, i had two cats when i was little but never got them fixed, so then i ended up with tens of cats, and if you know genetics and what not, you do the .... punnet square. XD Anywho, that was 6 years ago, i have 2 cats now, both are 3 years old. :3

At 12/24/09 12:16 AM, korg53 wrote: Well, my Christmas this year it's gonna be sweet, I got invited by a couple of friends to Brazil (there's summer!) and now I'm writing on the way. I hope this time I see a summer version of Santa, lol

That santa is fucking epic. o_o

I love all electronica, so ya, i like bass.

Or showtek to be more precise.

Im only 16, but i can still tell you how lucky you are. o,o To have a lanlord that gives you quite a gift.. so um, what did you get him/her??

no really, lucky you.

Oh yes, I did shake his hand! But he's gonna have to offer his hot looking offspring to me if he wants to see tears in my eyes though...

Pedo? o_O

At 12/24/09 12:00 AM, TurtleHood wrote: You should be glad the fire drill saved you the embarrassment of your faildate. This is how it would have gone: Ackward(SP?) car ride with Mommy. You in the backseat with sweaty palms and forehead. You stink up the car. The girl keeps snapping the rubber bands she keeps on her wrist to stay awake. All the little kids at Chuck-E-Cheese puke on you. Next day at school you don't even speak to each other again, yada yada yada.

Damn you are one pessimistic person. That does not go well with my optimistic attitude... I SAY HES GOT A GIRL TO GO WITH!! Oh but hes 13, so fail. v_v

Umm... a sex scene would be more like the one in Watchmen, ya you remember watchmen. >.> Anywho, making out isn't sex...

WTF 409 songs?! Well god damn i mean... i only have 98 or so, i mean, why would you need so many??

Exactly. And, for, say mods, you can moderate 4 different sections of the BBS (by that I mean General, Where Is/How to, etc.) all at once, so you could take that into consideration.

... Is that the ONLY actual use?? o_O I mean, opening a seperate tab works just as fine.

tripping on balls, lol.

This is better.

No im still not happy! o_O But if it makes you happy then so be it. Lol.

3, lol.

At 12/23/09 11:25 PM, rapperdude678 wrote: Your dumb, I usually have sex (with girls, lol) almost every day!

I swear to god the lies in this world are amazing. But yah, honestly dude, guys hug girls here as just a way of saying hi, how the hell could you only hug a girl once??

Sheep. An atheist sheep. Honestly, life suffers naturally, so what the hell, as long as it isnt me. XD

So you basically just want Santa to over work himself by mining out coal for everyone... briliant i suppose, but um... no yah, brilliant, he'll lose wieght too.

I would recommend making diamond out of that coal but i dont know the process for making diamond nor the equipment required to do so...

But Chuck Norris might be able help.

At 12/21/09 01:27 AM, thisisL wrote: It's now over.

I've told her what happened at the first time I could today and she's currently thinking about what to do with the situation

Ignore the above, lmao, i was 20 mins late. >_<
(Sorry for double post)

::[ REAL ADVICE ]::

So, you fucked up, you got drunk, turned into a pimp, and just fucked up, BUT, you want to keep your girlfriend.... hmm, shall we start by, oh say, hiding it for as long as possible? Cuz lets face it, shes gonna knock the shit out of you if you confess.
Ok, so if its finally brought up, IF, then i suggest saying something like, "No (insert name) please let me explain!!" Then you can ATTEMPT to to make it seem SOMEWHAT less worse than what it is.
If your explanation somehow worked and she's still pissed, i suggest trying to calm her, make her promises, tell her it was a one time thing, you wont EVER fuck up again.
If she still wants to break up, then your gonna have to get desperate and start begging, begging for forgiveness, you probably will have to start crying (no shitt) and just beg. If all of the above is done right, than you just MIGHT actually win her back... thats a fools chance though, and this tactic may fail entirely...
But if you DONT want her back, i suggest confessing, and walking away. o_o

Ok... um, im semi-atheist i suppose, but thats not the point, the earth is roughly 4.6 billion years old, etc., etc., but human history only goes for about 10 thousand years or so... or, how old is Lucy again?? (Most acient homosapien found so far) Anywho, evolution never said we evolved from primates, it was never stated anywhere actually, it's simply known that we're related to primates. Humans evolved from homosapiens, and homosapiens evolved from who knows what. Watching the discovery/science/history/national geographic channels helps. Lol.

Chuck Noris, Shadow, Eternal Dagger, Obama, Dispersed Razor, Twilight Pimper.... at least im fuckin trying.

At 12/21/09 12:46 AM, StCyril wrote: I got ass

Not bad. Heres my Guitar. (Shit Quality, took w/ my phone)

Theres the right idea, fuck violence, its too bad your an 09'er so not much would pay attention to your ideals.....

Hate might be a bit of a strong word to use here. Its not that people hate the movie Twilight, its that they dissaprove of some ideas, like fucking sparkling Vampires in sunlight. >_> You'd know you hate something if you feel an extreme temper rise and the need to punch the shit out of something/someone comes up. . . actually, ya hate is the right word to be using.

OH HELL YAH! We should indeed not forget this... unforgetful game. :D