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This reminds me of this little girl (whos 5 years old) in my tae kwon do class.
Every time i see her the first thing that seems to appear on her mind is "i want to kissy kissy sex you"
This in turn startles the fuck outa me. I just pat her gently on the head and say "dont use bad words, your way too young, and girls shouldnt being saying that anyways"
Meh. Nothing i do can stop her, i can only slow the process. =/

Stop throwing opinions everywhere, because then others start flinging their opinions too.
Besides, it doesnt make sense to love old music and hate modern music, everything is common with one another. Thus, I LOVE IT ALL. ¦D

At 4/11/10 02:29 PM, Sonik-Team wrote: It's cute. Possibly like a hamster face. But humans can kind of do it. Proof:

Holy damn that's cute. I figured only asians could pull it off. o.o
Also:
":3", "=3", or "¦3" are all text faces that are commonly used to repressent one's response to something cute, witty, funny cute, and or, mischivious. . . or so i believe.
It could also be a cat. ¦D

Wait... he.... came for you car?? Or he was coming at it... or what?? o.o Im missing something. lol

Well if you can SOMEHOW keep in touch with her when she turns 18, go for the fuck.

At 3/29/10 11:53 PM, deadlaw117 wrote: am i missing something here or shouldnt we be talking about the kid killing his dad instead of your school making fun of it?

I second this. o_o Also, these responses are making me lol.

At 3/12/10 12:26 AM, selena18 wrote: Stand me up, legs together, put it in my butt.

¦D . . . right.

Ok well my favorite position would be doggy. Im a virgin but i dont give a damn, i still have an opinion.

At 3/30/10 10:50 PM, 10JD wrote: I cry everytime I hear this song.

Ah. Rick Roll. And to this day i still dont see shit wrong with that song. I actaully think it's a good song, i mean seriously, why is that song so ridiculed (or famed) to begin with? -_-
Also, i think your wierd to cry to that song, unless you had personal experience with a war or something...

It doesn't count since it's more foreplay than actually doing it. Gotta actually put it in a vag(or ass if you're gay). Which brings the question I have in mind... how do lesbians lose their virginity?

Strap-ons? I mean losing virginity should come from ANY form of penetration i suppose. -,-
As for me, zero, but i got a girlfriend just a month ago so im walking towards that goal now.
¦D

Wha-In-Da-World? No i just seem to pick up these two white bars when i highlight everything BUT the text.... Im guessing mine is suppose to be normal though. =\

I suggest not doing it to begin with. Unless you seriously have nothing better to do, then go deprive yourself of sleep.

James Bond on the instrument of the future. The Eigenharp ¦D

Ya.... Obama's got ballz i suppose. That or he has no fucking clue as to what hes doing over there.

Truly dazzeling. Right?

.::New Mexico::.

what do you call:
a) a sweetened fizzy drink

-Pepsi. :3

b) a sale of unwanted items held on your porch or in your yard

-Yard sale.

c)rubber soled shoes that you'd wear in the gym

-Sneakers

d) a bid road that you drive fairly fast on

-Highway

e) a sandwich usually filled with cold meat or cheese served on a long bun

-TORTA :D

f) the covered area in front of the front door of a house usually up a couple of steaps

-Welcome mat

g) a summer insect that flies and has a rear section that glows in the dark

-Fire Fly

h) a wheeled contraption for carrying groceries in the supermarket

-Grocery Cart

do you pronounce these words the same or differently
1) cot, caught

-Same

2) fail fell

-Different

3) gem Jim

-Different

4) marry, merry

-Same

5) pool, pull

-Same

There ya go buddy

Do you think it would be cool if the earth was flat?

I have done. . . PAINSTAKING trivial things myself. . . one example. Im trying to get trophy for MW2 that requires 69 star collection in Special OPs. Now. . . THAT. . . is FUCKING. . . ridiculous. The AI has near IMPOSSIBLE shots. I ended up memorizing EVERY spawn EVERY spot EVERY enemy and EVERY step around the corner JUST to beat. . . SOME of the dozens of special OPs. -_______- (Im talking on Veteran btw.) Top that shitt.

P.S.- I HAVE ONE FUCKING STAR LEFT!! >:C
P.P.S.-im seriously hoping this pays off with a sense of accomplishment attached to that trophy.

Fucking shit man. You're 16 and you're thoughts are, "What'll happen after high school," and "will i die alone?" I mean. . . holy crap man. lol. Im just saying. 16 is only like. . . 16% of your whole life. (Yes i plan on living a full century what not with developing technologies.) All that aside the point, you really shouldn't worry bro. I know im not worrying. ;D

Syrum_X (Not my name YET) with a biohazard sign placed in the loaction of your choice, Black n Red, ur size choice, PLEASE. :3

Well i personally look for anything that catchs my interest. Yup. . . that is all.

I just realized, but after seeing the winter design go back to this original one... i thought, "Wouldnt it be neat if they had a design for every season instead of just winter?" I mean i know orange is like... New Grounds color and all but still, who agrees?

Well. . . you HOPED i would agree, BUT i completely and UTTERLY-. . . dont follow you. o.o

THATS HORRIBLE!!. Q__Q that or i have a soft spot for animals. Though i do agree with the fact that they can be a nuiscence, YOU DONT HAVE TO GO AND. . . and and TORTURE THEM!!. Shit just use a regular. . . cage type trap and release them out.

Wade replying to this??? O.o Thats aside the point though, um, i say bump into her by "accident" and uh... see what you can do with that eye contact part. o.o And if she carrys a binder try "accidentaly" knocking that down, to last longer. -,- If this is not your style then . . . wait, no classes with her?? Ya well, that only makes it much harder...

Google is racist. . .

Nostradamus? oh sure. he can be described in two words. BULL CRAP!!

Clear with a chance of an apocalpyse

Where the fuck do you guys live?? O_O Ive never seen ANYONE wear a skinny here. Everyone uses Southpole Jeans... unless the "skinnys" are what the emos wear... they sag em and theyre pretty damn tight on the rest of their legs.... And uh, the ones in the right, i like the darker blue types...

I could do quite a few, but the ones that i really couldnt do include athletics.... um, office jobs, theyre boring, and um... chef.

WORLD WAR FUCKIN III.... but... who will start it?? o_O Dont answer that, just think about it.

If not that, then:
-2012 (dont believe but hey..)
-get in fucking space finally
-some kind of cure for [insert disease]
-GET OFF THE DAMN OIL
-New game consoles.... (no shit)
-Newgrounds dies (shit no one will agree...)

The Modern Era?? I mean you know, just for now i guess, i probably agree with digital or informational era most though. Or the end of the world era. (2012)