Yeah, but doritos and macaroni salad? Yuck!

I am currently visiting at my aunts house. So there i was, about to make a pot of coffee to chase down my 7 hour energy shot and macaroni and chip sandwich. I took off the filter and saw a nasty ass old filter with some white fungus looking shit growing in it. I looked in the coffee pot and saw coffee with a film of the same white residue. So, i dumped out the old coffee and rinsed it out thoroughly. I tried to dump the filter in the trash and it was sticking so i had to get a fork and scrape the old filter out. Of course, there was still a bunch of white residue in the container. So, i put the water on very hot and used soap and scouring pads to thoroughly clean every inch of the coffee pot and filter container. Afterwards, i put 12 scoops of coffee in a new filter and sat back and watched as a fresh brew of coffee percolated in the kitchen.

Happy days!

I was in the kitchen a minute ago, and i got really hungry so i put mayonaise on bread, and topped it off with macaroni salad and original flavored lays chips.

Its pretty good

I wouldnt reccomend putting 6 adderalls in their drinks especially if it is the orange kinds. A friend of mine gave me 2 of those one time, and i stayed up all night chewing on my hair. Then the next morning i asked for 2 more so i wouldnt fall asleep in class. Lets just say i didnt sleep for 3 days.

Funny games is only worth something if you put "/adult" on the end of the address bar.

If a woman has a miscarriage does she have to watch a dead bloody fetus come out?

Paul blart is fat

Anyone take soma's? if so, what is the reccomended dosage of 250 milligram soma's for a 170 lb 14 year old guy and a 111 lb 16 year old girl to take to get fucked up?

The camel spider isnt a real spider. Its a type of scorpion

At 10/9/08 09:14 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: Truly a sign of the times.

I know its old, but so what?

That girl has a voice like a parrot and it gets on my nerves

isthistrojanspywarehaxencrypterkeylogger virus thing gonna fuck up my computer?
IM NOT DOING IT I NEVER WILL!
No one ever will...
I think this is a trick...

Are you the one that just tried this with 'what makes you laugh'?

...The word 'peoples', people with an s, bugs me..

Nope. nothing. there is nothing i think about that automatically makes me laugh.

At 9/20/08 04:37 PM, poxpower wrote: I RESPECT YOU

omg he is back from the dead

When i go to school and ride the bus :(

Buyz some pot yall lamos.

I was 5''4 in the 6th grade. Now im 5''8 in the 8th grade.
Supposed to be a freshman. Kids are big in my school.
HERE

At 8/16/08 12:21 PM, lemmiwinks wrote:

At 8/16/08 12:19 PM, McZero wrote:

At 8/16/08 12:18 PM, lemmiwinks wrote:

too young.

But the age requirements are 13. And he's 11.

Cmon. Like 13 years old is a new level of maturity to 11.

Neither of you are suitable for what goes on this site/forum/internet.

But like I said who cares. Leave him be.

when i was 11 years old i was smoking marijuana with the high school kids
(Im still not in high school..)

What is the 4chan website address?

oh shit im fucked up im numb as hell

At 9/6/08 12:03 AM, xports wrote: i got halfway through and started lookin for something in the likes of "you're going to live with your auntie and uncle in bel-air," but, to my supprise, a quite funny timewaster.
fuckin remus...

I laughed at that becuase i am half drunk and i am staying with my aunt because my mom has a night job and i cant stay with her because i would be alone all night

At 9/5/08 11:57 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Thats a fucking dumbass plan. Really badly planned.

It was just fine until cedric ( i called him remus) wanted to get him some ciggaretts from the front of the store..

At 9/5/08 11:50 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 10/8/07 12:13 PM, Dragonmas121 wrote: Someone saw us after we went into the store and called the cops. After that the neighborhood kids ratted us out, cuz we told everyone we know.

That was pretty stupid. If you don't want to get caught, don't tell anyone.

Yeah. I got off probation on june i think.

At 9/5/08 11:46 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: You're drinking beer at 14? Wow... that's pretty pathetic. It doesn't make you cool. Did you know that? It just kills brain cells and causes you to completely lose control. There's also the hangover to contend with.

Don't drink kiddos.

Sorry, i dont know any better.. i wasnt raised like most kids. My mom lets me do whatever the hell i want. OH YEAH!!
LINK -->My story

At 9/5/08 11:42 PM, The-One-And-The-Only wrote: Dude, you're a fucking rebel! What's next, stealing candy from the front of the grocery store?

Writing "fuck" on a bathroom wall perhaps?

I have been convicted of a felony for burglary. I broke into the IGA (grocery store) and stole some beer from them. I think i made a topic about it if you care to browse through my posts that long. Maybe i can find the record somewhere. Its like law OC§02246113 or some shit.
Court was scary i almost fainted everytime i stood before the judge.
Beer is kicking in now :)

I have drank 4 of them in the time it took me to post this topic. Now my stomach is bloated and i need to chill a min. The first beer hasnt even kicked in LOL
Srry no cam :(
You gotta take my word for it.

Okay so my mom is pretty drunk right now. She is sitting in the living room. I am in the computer room. She had recently bought a 12 pack of bud light lime and set the case near the garage. I went out the back door and took 6 of them. I am now about to drink them. I dont think she will realize half her beer is missing. Even if she did, it wouldnt really matter. Ill update in a min.
S'cuse me while i hit this up :)

They are fucking adults. They dont watch anime. They have no clue about whats going on with the world. I asked my mom for a wii and she called it a "Woo" for a month. "Whats a penny corn?" STFU&GTFO

At 9/4/08 08:36 PM, EpicFaiIGuy wrote:

At 9/4/08 08:32 PM, Dragonmas121 wrote: rofl u r furry now u jack off to it u do that now go now just go!!!

That post was so unfunny
I think i just died a little

And your sign up date was yesterday.
Yes i know you are probably an alt.

rofl u r furry now u jack off to it u do that now go now just go!!!