At 9/6/08 12:33 PM, STEM wrote:

At 9/6/08 12:31 PM, captainchaos03 wrote: Your from '02 and you didn't know there wasn't a edit button...?

Having an old account =/= being on the forums more than everyone else

Yeah, just look at his post date too. 250+ doesn't mean he's too active.

Meh, i like it.

Oh FFS... People, quit being dumb. WHY would Russia need another war? They're not that dumb, you know. Quit wetting your panties because of some little news... Sheesh...

Well, technically this isn't considered as "mangling", but my friend once used a straw to blow up a frog (it didn't blow, no)... Though, you can make them explode like that.

At 7/24/08 01:37 PM, Briky101 wrote: ok i put a froson carisun roarin water in the micorwave and the inside of the micorwave want blue and it scaer the crap out of me

Ok, so you put a "froson carisun roarin" water into a microwave and the inside of it "want" blue and it scared the crap out of you...
My, how interesting.

Choices, choices... Which tool should i pick?

Heh, first Estonian... Well, Russian, actually, but i still live there. :D

I guess i like it. I tried to find myself a new username one time, but it was REALLY hard and this one just stuck to me.
I chose it because i like Dragons and well, Snakes? And since just letters won't cut it i just spiced it up a bit with numbers.
Later i found out that there's a monster in Star Wars called Dragonsnake... I wasn't really excited but, eh, it's nice to know.
My former usernames: SanjaViper, WoLfIe, Cirr0xx...

Had a crack in my ankle (took 2 weeks to fully heal)... Nothing else, i suppose.

At 6/18/08 03:24 PM, tundra010 wrote: Can nyone give me a tutorial on how to make killer computer graphics??

One does not simply do "killer computer graphics", it comes with time and practice.

Either one of your friends played a joke on you, or someone planted a bug in your pc.

Yeah... News-Olds...

At 6/11/08 06:04 AM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote: He doesn't know jack shit about Newgrounds.

I've never encountered a Flash that won't play, I've never played an impossible Flash game and Tom is certainly not a douche.

I saw some Flashes that won't play, though. But those were merely first timers and such.

I prefer using Google because it has no ads on it's site and such. Plus it has a cool system for searching - searching the sites by clicks, which is pretty good.

I understand that this is comedy and all but Tom - a douche? Come on...

Yeah, their new stuff isn't that great. Bleed it Out, Given Up, What I've Done and maybe In Pieces or Valentine's Day are the only new ones that are good, in my opinion.
For me, their best album was Meteora. It's just great. Hybrid Theory was sort of ok. But only half of Minutes to Midnight is somewhat good.

Go to a doctor, maybe? Newgrounds doesn't exactly consist of medical experts, you know.

At 6/9/08 06:35 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:

At 6/9/08 06:33 PM, raikidragon wrote: the only reason they don't talk to us guys is cause they are trying to pick up more chicks and not dicks. All girls are bi XD ...

Fucking. True.

Remember these words!

I never got a BBS ban (yet, i suppose). Although, i've been banned from reviewing for 2 days...

I normally should be offended, since i live in Estonia. But i'm not, since i'm russian. Russia beat the crap out of England anyway. :P
Fuck you, Estonia. :D

The main character is the mouse, the final boss is 4chan and the rebel base is Newgrounds... You can figure everything out by yourself, amirite?

At 6/7/08 10:38 PM, Tramps wrote:

At 6/7/08 10:29 PM, Dookiemaister wrote:

At 6/7/08 10:08 PM, Tramps wrote: I'd fear salty water up my asshole.

so you exhale shit and inhale air when you take a shit on a toilet?

Basically. That's where half your wind comes from. There will be some exchange of air when you take a shit. If you've ever sat in a bent over position for more than 30 seconds (without being penetrated) and then let your muscles relax, you can feel the air coming in and out. It's a cold but almost pleasant feeling.

Actually that's not where "half of your wind" comes from. Your wind comes from the gas produced while digesting the food and the air that you swallow while you eat. Sure, some of it comes out as burps, but the rest travels down with the food and etc.
Yes, i understand the logic behind that theory, and, it in fact happens, that's not where your wind comes from.
Just thought i'd clear it up. ;D

At 6/8/08 09:36 AM, Murad136 wrote: Th Swain looks awesome, I'm so jealous!

Tom looks very innocent.

Maybe even too innocent.

At 6/8/08 08:24 AM, DCorp wrote: Jesus Christ, your grammar can make a grammar nazi have seizure.

Ghhghhh... Bhawhhahaghgh.. Awhhgghgab...
Yeah.. Something like that.

At 6/8/08 08:07 AM, 281-knilb wrote: i see the mods didn't spot goatse yet

Sadly, you're right.

Better watch out...

Weird...

No, really, how can you?

At 6/6/08 02:50 PM, Sinitech wrote:
You speak the truth. But the majority that are just spammers and trolls are usually posting more often than the ones that aren't. So yeah, I'd say the mods got their work cut out for them.

It'll be interesting too see because i've never seen NG in the summer (especially deep into July).

At 6/6/08 02:39 PM, Sinitech wrote: The sudden explosion of spam topics, annoying alts, and useless comments?

Take a good whiff, ladies and gentlemen, it's the smell of summer break. All of the 13 year old Newgrounders have come out to play, and not even late night BBS is safe anymore.

Well, not all of the 13 year olds are spammers, alts and trolls... Maybe the larger part is, but certainly not all of them. Although, i sort of understand your concern. Heh... I guess the mods will have to work extra.