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Everytime i breathe.. no, everytime my eyesight works i get a boner
and when my eyesight doesnt work

At 9/12/09 11:21 AM, Uchumaru08 wrote: Let's kill that horrid baby

Yes. Kill him with nine different possible methods and stab him 9 times afterwards.

At 9/12/09 11:20 AM, MrPaPeRBoX wrote: Well ive seen two dogs boning then suddenly a car rams them over. True Story . Happened near my house late at night while i was going to 7-11 to get some booze.

...What? I don't fully understand why you'd post that. I am now thouroughly confused AND i have a boner.

At 9/10/09 03:12 PM, TNT wrote: Did you really have to ask that?

That was the best thing i ever saw ever.
Quoted for truth.

I haven't forgotten 9/11, but you need to forget because if we never forgot everyday would be a memorial service and life would be crap. Like the horrible deaths of y2k or the freakin plague. no-one cares about who died then anymore, and eventually this will just fade into history books. It will always be remembered, but would be un-neccesary to hold a memorial every year til the end of time. Things fade away kid. Everything does.

At 5/14/09 08:15 PM, megakill wrote:

At 5/14/09 08:04 PM, ChipsDipz wrote:

At 5/14/09 07:51 PM, wdonica wrote: Why does everyone I know think I'm psychotic?

Because you are.
Why does the JCPenney catalog have better lingerie shots than most porn sites?

because the girls in JCPenny catalogs are sluts and you must only know shit sites

why do you ask?

I didn't ask anything.
Why does intense hunger feel like a punch in the stomach?

At 5/14/09 06:57 PM, ChipsDipz wrote: Because fat Mexicans run the Mon. - Thurs. schedule.

What's television?

I didn't get your question (why questions please)
Why do chickens run away when i try to hug them?

At 5/14/09 05:39 PM, Hedzshot01 wrote:

At 5/14/09 05:37 PM, ChipsDipz wrote:

At 5/14/09 05:35 PM, Dracofern wrote: Why didn't you ask a question?

becasue he's shy

Why won't Suzy go to the Prom with me?

Because she doesnt like you or you have not asked.

Why is it that we always want what we cannot have?

Because i ate all of the cookies.
Why is 4chan anonymous?

At 5/14/09 05:27 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: People have more time to consider what they're going to say on the Internet. Trust me, it makes me oh so much more charismatic online than real life.

Why didn't you ask a question?

At 5/14/09 05:19 PM, blazer133 wrote: because people are nervus to talk to people face to face... Incase they say somthing wrong and get wacked.

Why do people not wordship the sun?

Because wordship isn't a real word.
Why can delivering pain be done sexually and when you want to kill?

I'll start off for an example. Oh, and i want a answer. This has actually been bugging me for a long time. Why is it easier to talk online than it is in real life? (not literally talk but you know what i mean)

At 5/11/09 05:44 PM, Tobias-Funke wrote: That's very disturbing!

As the world's first analyst and therapist, I think I might able to help you.

Here's my card.

HAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS SEXUALLY ORIENTED!!! /sarcasm...or-is-it????

At 5/8/09 06:25 PM, speakerlight wrote: Everything on the internet is a lie.

This. Even what he said is a lie. Therefore everything must be truth. but thats a lie too, and that and that and that and that and... ugh my head hurts...

Title. I would say that buying 1000 penny sweets is the worst way to spend it. (can't remember what an american penny is do'h)

I just heard th news, i hope you don't mid if i do this guys..
*UPDATE*
Swine Flu now in the UK, A couple from mexico returned from a honeymoon with the symptoms. Also there may be a decision to raise the virus to level 4 meaning its uncontainable.

LEVEL UP! and fuck, i'm british.

At 4/27/09 07:54 PM, Samen wrote:

At 4/27/09 07:38 PM, physicsman09 wrote:

At 4/27/09 07:35 PM, Samen wrote: Hey guys, remember that one time we all died because of the bird flu?
Or when we were all killed by terrorists with anthrax?
Or even that rousing weekend when the entire planet was purged of human life due to e-coli?

Yeah, those were fun times.

What's different is that this outbreak has empirical data to back it up.

It's not just a hoax or a scare tactic, it is real. People need to be aware of this and not blow it off.

Oh, wah wah wah wah.
There's so many reported cases because when people hear about a pandemic, they get scared, and thanks to the placebo effect, convince themselves that they, too, are infected.
This is no worse than a regular outbreak of influenza.

Reminds me of the tv show, Scrubs. Whenever an outbreak happens everyone thinks they have it. How does this spread anyways? I can't figure it out :/ (ignore this next part) lol stupid quote errors wasting space to post a post of posting postyness ftw

This theory is completely wrong and just plain stupid. Of course Superman controls Earth!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Repeated Offences
30G- Bump the same thread twice.

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60 G- DONT DO THAT!!!
Bump a good thread.

At 4/25/09 10:46 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Like, you thought it was cool when you signed up, but after a while, you wished you could change it? I don't. My name is awesome.

Yes i do! Now i'm off to eat someones parents.

At 4/26/09 01:22 PM, Arnedsomedude wrote:

At 4/26/09 01:20 PM, Dracofern wrote: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
600G THATS NOT WHAT YOU CATCH EM FOR!
Succesfully Catch all 493 Pokemon Just to Rape, Kill, cook and eat them all.

That's not why u catch them? ö

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
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-9001 G leave a retarded but funny comment like this guy did.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
600G THATS NOT WHAT YOU CATCH EM FOR!
Succesfully Catch all 493 Pokemon Just to Rape, Kill, cook and eat them all.

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5g- WHAT FLU?!?!?
Fuck a pig in the ass.

At 4/25/09 11:40 AM, Podburrys wrote:

At 4/25/09 11:36 AM, Pounce wrote:

At 4/25/09 11:35 AM, Podburrys wrote: Swine Flu? Could anyone give us foreign devils an idea as to what this is/what on Earth's going on in the Americas now?

some people decided to have sex with pigs and they somehow contracted a mutant virus that's killing people in America and Mexico

So in otherwords something like hyper-speed pig AIDS? Great - this is WHY we don't fuck animals people. :/

Hyper speed pig AIDS... Weirdest thing i've seen on NG so far, i love you man. And can i fuck Boars?

lol

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At 4/25/09 11:51 AM, Serbian-terrorist wrote: Heh, you'll be fine as long as you stay what you are. Most of the anti-social people try to "fit in" the new environment by acting "cool", in your case, by joining the group who shouts at the passers just because they didn't get enough hugs when they were kids.

Try not to change what you are. You sound like a good lad, you'll find good people, until then smile and enjoy this funny thing called life.

Thanks, that made me feel alot better. Also, LOL BUMPZ0RZ!!!!That means i can haz moar dan 4 repliez????

Damn you internet freaks you infected me too I'm one of you

As the title suggests i have moved house. This isn't a new thing, i have been living here for 3 months now. But i still haven't made any friends, and i live so far away from my school friends. The closest friend lives 37 kilometers away. There are no buses or trains to get because this is a small village. It's a lovely sunny day and i want to go out but i'd just come home within ten minutes because its so boring on my own. The people my age i see are normally dicks who shout abuse at passers by because it turns them on to get reactions. If they don't shout abuse then I can't walk up to them and talk to them because i don't know what to say after "Hi" because if i am honest i have a fear of social rejection. Its the same kind of fear you get when you want to ask a girl you really like out, you tell yourself over and over that you will tell her and you end up not doing it. The only place i have ever socialized is at school, and even then its hard. This is totally new to me but when i leave school i don't want to become a slob who can't afford anything because he is too afraid to go job hunting and stuff. This isn't just now its the future i have concerns about too. I'm pretty sure most of you Newgrounders have a decent social status even though the chances are your here because you have the same problem.

At 4/25/09 10:55 AM, Straight-Edge wrote: Aww... Is someone bitter because he isn't getting any?

lol not really but i don't understand why they say this.. And i do know of rule 30 xD

Whats this "I don't date my friends" crap?!? All of the girls who have rejected becuase of this reason say they want someone who is perfect for them so why not date a friend? I seriously don't get it can someone explain why they say this and tell you their standards are pretty much "They have to be friendly" I dont get it can someone explain why?

At 4/25/09 09:58 AM, Dew wrote:

12 is such a overused age on Newgrounds. No, i am 15 and i've been dying for a girlfriend since i was 13. Why i care, i don't know. But i don't like being alone. And for some reason i think having a girlfriend is one of the best things that can happen to any male. and no i am not jewish.

You're an idiot. If you want a girlfriend, just to have one, you don't deserve one. Get out, leave Newgrounds. I also didn't read any of your posts.

I don't want a girlfriend just to have one. Thats cruel. I want a girlfriend because i could tell her things i couldn't tell anyone else, i want someone to take care of and cherish. I have no recollection of ever having anyone to care about and it sucks without anyone to hug when i'm upset or to have no-one to talk to when i need someone. My friends never take me seriously and would tell everyone if i told them and then it would cause more bullying and abuse. If i wanted a girlfriend just to have one i would be a dick. I'm not a dick. I'm highly opposed to the twats who get girlfriends just to show off. Having no-one to talk to is hellish, espescially when your life is as fucked up as mine. I'm starting to lose faith in getting a girlfriend anyways but i on't want girls to be like this for the next 40 years of my life.