At 8/7/08 07:38 PM, stafffighter wrote: Yay, we can wear uniforms with shorts and run around having adventures in secret passages.
I bit dated but it took more work than a Hogwarts refrence.

More like Tapps the movie.

It was a military school.

Although I would have gladly gone to Hogwarts.

Little known fact: Sex actually makes your penis go away.

I always look at women and think

Wow.. this girl is going to go home and take a shit. Maybe bleed. Definately piss.

Always weird to think of people as humans, not pretty faces.

No. Apparantly not.

Angry Dog looks very promising.

At 8/7/08 07:13 PM, stafffighter wrote: I hear they have a mac and cheese flavor now. I think I should be afraid.

Top ramen?

Damn it.

Boarding school days are here again.

At 8/7/08 02:04 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 8/7/08 01:59 PM, drDAK wrote:

Blow job - Psychologically fun. HOT. VERY HOT.

It is in the mind really hehe, knowing that you have your partners penis in your mouth and you are giving him pleasure feels so good. And seeing it happening to you is also great.
Sadly its kind of hard to get a good grip really like you would with a hand job.

Lol. I had better correct that.

Getting head is psychologically fun.

I fucked up that word.

Masturbation - Usually lame.

Hand Job - A step up from jerking off.

Blow job - Psychologically fun. HOT. VERY HOT.

Eating Out - Beautiful. Delicious.

Anal - Good substitute.

Vaginal - We'll see.

At 8/7/08 04:35 AM, ThePretenders wrote: I am an adult. I can drink and vote now.

LETS CELEBRATE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Lol. God damn english.

Only in America can you serve your country, get married, adopt a child, buy smokes, change your name, go to a strip club, become a stripper, be sentenced to death, pay taxes...

...and still not be able to drink.

...Heroin was legal 2 years ago?

This is so dumb...

...and wrong on so many levels.

Pure communism is just an idea.

It's a great idea, it's just not theoretically possible. There will always be inequaltiy in the universe, even if all people become part of one giant class something will suffer.

And there is no dictator in a pure communistic society, nimrods.

At 8/5/08 06:07 AM, Snayke wrote: I think some people are getting confused with what "species" means. If two people from different racial backgrounds procreate and a child is the result, a new species is NOT made. An animal from one species is not compatable with an animal from another species in terms of making babies. And before you ask why Asians and Caucasians can make babies, THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH FUCKING HUMAN.

Yeah... your point being?

I think everyone knew that.

Hey mate, I have Asian background but also European as well. I prefer to be called Euro-Asian instead of just Asian. That's how.

So you marry an indian girl who's half mexican.

Now you have a Euro-Asian-Indian-Mexican.

When the fuck are you just gonna say American?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha, man you are so ignorant and optimistic. At least BACK up what you are saying unless you are just trolling.

Shut the fuck up, I clearly gave all my theoretical proof that humans are genetically different from other species and it will only take time before we acknowledge others as our equals.

Just because you can fucking speak english doesn't make you superior.

I'm probably stronger than you, I also have a black belt in Taekwondo. Hence, I am better and have every right to kick your ass if I see you. No. That's barbaric.

Yeah. I agree with the above that there should be no forcing at all.

I remember taking physics honors in my junior year, and they touched on quantum physics.

According to quantum physics, I believe you can never truely know anything. Ever.

At 8/5/08 07:29 AM, slowerthenb4 wrote: Pic: Nameless lake, Have a Smoke Falls; Quetico Park, Ontario Canada

That's a real nice dog mate. I wish I could have one like that one day.

Beautiful by the way.

At 8/4/08 07:16 PM, Christopherr wrote: You just have to be really picky about women. Don't be afraid to tell her that you can't see yourself in a serious relationship with her.

Yeah, but the thing is I know she will come back to me, then play the same game. I'm guessing you know the type of girls I'm talking about.

At 8/4/08 08:54 PM, morefngdbs wrote: Having the most beautiful girl on your arm may be nice in public to show her off...but if you don't get along, if you don't share at least a couple of common interests, Chances are -in my experience- that your not going to last.

Oh yeah. And they are usually sleezy anyways.

The other problem I have found with the couple of times I've dated a 'little miss perfect' , is they are just too much high maintenance-for me anyhow.

Hell yeah. They want you chasing after them like you don't have a life. She called me 50 times before we broke up. I wasn't even by the phone. She said I wasn't being affectionate enough... in other words I wasn't sucking her nonexistant dick 24/7.

At 8/4/08 11:18 PM, Malachy wrote: I'm getting married in 12 days. I think I got high score or something....or is it the Game Over screen? I can't tell.

Congrats.

It's only game over if you aren't happy.

Also, I went to the county fair and texted Evark, who is visiting my area, and the queer ignored his text messages and hung out with his family instead.

I don't think I really hang out with my family in... you know... public. Haha.

At 8/2/08 08:25 AM, ThePretenders wrote: The best government is fascism. Democracy is too slow and impedes the decision process.

Yet for some reason it is a powerhouse for abstract thought.

Abstract thought is what makes humans so smart and powerful. We aren't army ants.

At 8/4/08 03:19 PM, Zeistro wrote: Kudos, dude. I think you may have uttered the most mind numbingly stupid statement I've ever read.

I'm guessing you don't read much.

Nazi Germany nor the USSR were democracies in which the people have a large oversee of government. You cannot compare the government of the United States to the government of Minh.

At 8/4/08 04:02 PM, Slick-Rob wrote: You idiot, you'll have to pay for it, too. You should know that a government implemented action takes a long time to balance out, if it ever balances out. Now let's get one thing straight, more taxes = you get less money, plain and simple.

You're not looking at the big picture. And the countries we owe money aren't going to wait forever for us to pay them back. They will demand we pay it back, around the time my generation comes to power. Thanks asshole. Now you can be rich but I'm fucked.

At 8/4/08 05:30 PM, fli wrote: but, at least I have one under my belt that nearly lasted for 10 years.

Too bad I can't break 4 months. I need to look at some personality from now on.

Oh, and not a slut who makes out with every guy at a party. That's important.

At 8/4/08 04:50 PM, JMHX wrote: Fuck if I know, this is the first I've been back in a long time, and even now only to see how much Newgrounds has declined.

Me too. It's taken a turn for the conservative.

Just broke up with my latest girlfriend. After 1 week. I guess I'm a sucker for making out and blowjobs.

Anyone else suck at relationships?

At 8/4/08 12:38 AM, EverettRandleRules wrote: With Obama our income tax would go up by 10,000$ a year! with mccain it would lower that only to about 3,000

We. Have. A. War. Going. On.

My generation shouldn't pay for this shit. Make these old fucks who wanted this war pay for it. So raise taxes now to avoid us paying it.

At 8/2/08 04:41 PM, Pontificate wrote: We've already made significant steps towards eliminating natural selection: healthcare, compassion, unity and the ideal of love being the main ones.

You can't eliminate it. Simple rule: Nothing is perfect, therefore natural selection will always exist.

As a society becomes bigger and more advanced, the government must get bigger.

This is a fact we cannot refute.

At 8/2/08 09:46 PM, AbstractPathologist wrote: Umm, and why shouldn't he??? You need people from both sides to have a good, fair, and balanced debate.

Contraception is not abortion. Thats why.

At 8/2/08 03:23 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: But how did we, as a race, develop the right intelligence to tell bad from good?

We became smart. Just plain evolution.

If I help this guy, he will help me. Then we both live longer!

At 8/2/08 08:44 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Anyone remember when they made their first post?

What about it? Must have been when I was 13. Suprise.

Americans will not let a bill like this pass.

At 8/1/08 08:17 AM, Elfer wrote: I also think that, inasmuch as it is possible to develop universal morals, "hurting people bad, helping people good," is a fairly good thing to base the system on.

That's probably the basis for any good society. This makes the most sense out of any "code of laws" people might pull out of their ass.