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At 2/9/10 12:41 AM, pwnjohnpwn wrote: None Of these items are as useless as this

got me there.

At 2/9/10 12:35 AM, Rozner wrote:

At 2/9/10 12:29 AM, Doomfan1 wrote:

At 2/9/10 12:26 AM, ColdRicePudding wrote: The most useless device ever would be Laser-Guided Scissors

That seems really useful.

i don't think so. unless you have the most stable hands in the world, the laser will keep moving, rendering it completely useless. for cutting paper anyway. you can still blind people with it though.

Who uses sissors to cut paper? I was saying it would be a good use for targeting.

At 2/9/10 12:26 AM, ColdRicePudding wrote: The most useless device ever would be Laser-Guided Scissors

That seems really useful.

At 2/9/10 12:02 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote:

At 2/8/10 11:47 PM, TheGoldenGuitar wrote: Lol wtf is this

http://www.creepygif.com/image.php?i=906

Yeah, I don't think I should click that since it's linked to creepygif... Creepygif.

It's safe.

At 2/8/10 11:51 PM, RoboJesus wrote:

At 2/8/10 11:50 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I found that strangely amusing. But this is the most useless device ever...

Women

WTF ARE YOU ON?!

Women do your laundry, clean your floors, make your sammiches, and suck your dicks. THEY DO EVERYTHING!

Some of them malfunction and refuse to do so.

At 2/8/10 05:58 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Haven't seen it yet, but people are complaining as usual...

It's just broken and not needed. I don't give 2 shits about changes to a site, but Jesus if your gonna update something at least make it capable to use.

butt hurt?

The fuck...?

At 11/25/09 02:12 PM, Drang wrote: Go buy him another cat that looks exactly like that cat. Or go bury it in the Pet Cemetery. What are you wating for? Go now!

Pet sementary* just read the book too :D

At 11/26/09 09:41 AM, Detached wrote: Is my life still worth living?

Yeah i'm keeping as far away from this one as possible.... just, don't do it k?

At 10/30/09 07:57 PM, danicos wrote: Well then tell her to shut up! Shes the one addicted to attention

This could be her theme song

At 10/30/09 04:04 PM, 111122223138 wrote: seriously...get the fuck off your phones...

My high school doesn't allow phones. Other whys they get tooken away. So it's funny to see people STILL FUCKING TEXT IN MY CLASSES

At 10/23/09 10:21 PM, Mostasteless wrote:

At 10/23/09 10:18 PM, Cybersief wrote: Saw is overrated and is the same movie, over and over. Just mindless gory killing.

saw 7 is going to be in 3d, it will be a lot better.

OH WOW FUCKING THREE D! SO I GET TO SEE THE SAME OLD SHIT? BUT IN FUCKING THREE D? NOW THAT IS EPIC!

At 10/4/09 11:58 PM, EpicFail wrote: I just went to Zombie Land with my girlfriend, and I must say it was one of the funniest, and best movies I've seen all year. Ask me anything you want to know about it!

Bill Murry?

At 10/22/09 08:37 PM, CostaRic wrote: srry there is a typo, and i dont know his/her sex yet because is too young.

Your speaking like a Mexican who doesn't know how to write the god damn eglish language. And The internet has you herd of its?

At 10/22/09 07:50 PM, CompleteDouche wrote: Link

Alright, who the Fuck likes George Lopez?

I liked the show
:He isn't funny, and the " I'm mexican, and I'm making fun of mexicans " act isn't funny. Carlos Mencia :ruined that act.
Well i find him funny...

So why is he hosting his own show, do I have no sense of comedy?

He isn't the money is.

At 10/22/09 08:08 PM, CostaRic wrote: Plese help me with my iguana, he is going apeshit every time i get near he's cage.I have tried everything but she doesn't appear to react with anything i do

I don't know any thing about iguannas but i must ask is your iguana a hermaphrodite?

At 10/19/09 11:33 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:

At 10/19/09 06:40 PM, uchiha666 wrote: Doomguy motherfuckers.

While thinking of this, I was wondering if certain outside media counted the same way actual video games do.
So yeah, does outside media actually count?

So long it's video game related.

Yah but un like bath room stalls bbs has rules :(

At 10/19/09 11:37 PM, narkij wrote: If you could keep one of your eyes where it is and move the other one to some other place in your body, where would you move it and why? I would probably move my left eye to my rectum. Free scat porn.

i would put it on my toung :D now i can see wtf i'm eating.

He is Chuck Norris with a rifle.

At 10/19/09 06:03 PM, puddinN64 wrote: It is 100 years before America's entry into the Second World War. The last major American conflict was Texas's battle for independence from Mexico. The Californian Gold Rush won't be for another eight years and the current president is John Tyler.

So, what are you up to?

Masturbating.

At 10/19/09 09:40 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:

At 10/19/09 08:38 PM, Doomfan1 wrote:

At 10/19/09 06:44 PM, N-Fighter wrote: I can't turn on any of my Wiimotes. I tried resynchronizing, but it did not work. I press A, the lights flash a lot, then it stops flashing. Someone help?

get a ps3 or a xbox that should solve your problems.

Beat it, kid! Grown-ups are talking.

Back on topic: Are you sure your Wiimotes are synced to your console? Maybe you took them and synced them with another Wii and forgot to sync them back to your console.

Lol jk i have a wii. Just don't like it, but listion to the other people they should help you. I dont' even glance at my wii :( zelda to fucking long.

At 10/19/09 09:22 PM, uchiha666 wrote:

At 10/19/09 08:32 PM, Doomfan1 wrote:

At 10/19/09 06:40 PM, uchiha666 wrote: Doomguy motherfuckers.
He can kick Duke's and Gordon's asses any day of the week.

he is pretty cool but kratos would rip off his helmate and shove it up his ass. then cut him up and rip him in half :D

did you forget about the BFG-9000?
1 shot = everything dead.

Yah, but that's the gun not the guy. Plus the gun needs to charge it think. So in that amount of time his helment in his ass.

At 10/19/09 09:33 PM, j33sus wrote: The Lone Wanderer
I'm such a Fallout 3 fanboy '___'

So am I i'm hyping up for Fallout Vegas

At 10/19/09 06:44 PM, N-Fighter wrote: I can't turn on any of my Wiimotes. I tried resynchronizing, but it did not work. I press A, the lights flash a lot, then it stops flashing. Someone help?

get a ps3 or a xbox that should solve your problems.

At 10/15/09 06:20 PM, putzpie wrote: Sonic's problem is that Sega doesn't give two shits about him anymore.

Yah i agree, plus ever since he stopped taking the cocain he isn't cool any more.

At 10/19/09 06:40 PM, uchiha666 wrote: Doomguy motherfuckers.
He can kick Duke's and Gordon's asses any day of the week.

he is pretty cool but kratos would rip off his helmate and shove it up his ass. then cut him up and rip him in half :D

At 10/19/09 06:18 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: LOL DEWK NEWKUM BECUZ OF SHITTY ONE-LINERS LOLOLOLOLOL

No, the true badass is Kratos. Even though he fucking screams everything.

Finally someone agrees with me. Love how he just fucks shit up

Paris.

you know you want it. Think about it.

That would be awesome