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At 9/28/11 12:19 AM, mothballs wrote: Well Tim you know
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/57 1665

No dude I'm not gonna be the one that turns this thread into 8 pages of dick jokes, just no.

At 9/28/11 12:00 AM, Garage wrote:

At 9/27/11 11:59 PM, dontpanic01 wrote: If only she'd take it in the butt..... hindsight's a bitch

My good man, are you making a pun?

That's a pun? I wouldn't of noticed if you didn't point it out. I was thinking of captain hindsight and this facebook page

If only she'd take it in the butt..... hindsight's a bitch

At 9/24/11 12:20 PM, Cootie wrote: I could shoot a spider in the fucking face and feel nothing.

gasp!! what kind of fucking monster are you

Oh fuck I think this technically makes America the emo nationality.....

At 9/24/11 01:20 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote: A recognized state? That would only make things worse. We should approach it the way Gandhi wanted to approach India's separation, they didn't do it his way so now you have Pakistan and India left being mad at each other forever. It will take some but eventually the Palestine and Israelis will be able to coexist but not until their apartheid ends. This "separate but equal" shit has never worked and never will.

I get your point but they will never unify into the palestinian-Israeli nation that you dream of because of their respective religionsand the ethnic history (people just won't let that shit go), but I must say that your idea is the best.

(I was gonna start thus thread but someone beat me to it, crap..)

Reason 4 tutorial how to make the transformers noise

I think that shit bands, kids, and morons, will find their way to google + like they have done with myspace and facebook, its only inevitable

I say as long as there is computer lag and loading time Tv will survive

At 9/20/11 03:22 PM, Nova500 wrote: This feels like a stupid question:

What exactly is a "Pad" in FL Studio, and what are they used for? Every google search either turns up more of them for downloads, or how to make them from other sounds, but I still feel at a loss as to how they're supposed to be used.

they are a backing atmosphering sound, they can be anything, they are also used for feminine hygene

I would say something, but I'm just another internet assturd, So I'll just wish you good fortune, Stereocrisis

thank you for the help :D I love you in that gay way (lol)

Acoustic Rapefunk, I think I just jizzed myself

I want record my computer keyboard input into edison but I keep getting cutoff by the damn hot keys, so does anyone know how i can disable the hot keys just so I can play a stupid melody without getting cut off mid phrase. ( I don't have the money to get a midi keyboard....)

oh shi....harvey specter is taking the case

I just stopped caring about music in general, bah fuck it all

At 9/15/11 09:06 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: I'd like to add that FL Studio's setting for meters is totally wrong. It has its own signature system thats pretty odd

Can you please elaborate on how Fl's meter settings are off,
(I'd like to know how, just so that my music will suck less)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WctsVR_96 us&feature=channel_video_title

do you play any instruments? being able to play something in real time can help

meh.. its just post- cock

- IDJ-
( Intelligent Dick Jokes)

At 9/8/11 08:13 PM, UncleSqueezins wrote: I've gone through writer's block plenty of times, but this is different.

then just design some awesome sounds (lead synths, percs, basses, pads, cool noises)
that helps me to ease the interludes of heavy writers block

My amerian idol audition :D

1. everyone isn't a fan of your music
2. people can be assholes, its human nature

3. forget the voting system you can judge how good you are by looking at the ratio of listens to downloads

At 8/31/11 03:11 AM, SBB wrote: I assume it's supposed to be "Classic Rock"? "Classical Rock" doesn't really mean anything. Has it always said that?

depends on where you are in the U.S. classic rock mainly refers to old rock songs that gained popularity
so that would include the beatles, van halen, led zepplin, and nowadays bands from the 90's?

At 8/30/11 05:53 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Yeah, finding a job is hard and you can put this on your application for a real job.

it depends on what jobs your going for..... if you wanna be a contractor then great
if something that isn't manual labor then not really

4'33 by john cage

why make them if you can just go to your local pharmacy, if you don't have any money i think any kind of smooth paper should suffice, just don't blame me if you get a rash

(I just timestretch, delay , eq and add then add reverb to a synth line after doing all the other stuff, don't forget to use filters)

At 8/29/11 03:41 PM, Painbringer wrote:

best sig username combo i've seen on newgrounds

dont panic its just a........(insert word(s) here).............

:(user2000dickturd) time for ad libs :D
:(user101010) fuk you fage games no welcome !!!!
:(user303938 fag that likes it in the ass) I'm a sad panda, :. (
:(mod 38494) nope, *bans users, deletes posts*

worst peice of shit ever made :D