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Oh 5) Dragon Ball Evolution. Seriously, anybody who's seen the Ozaru transformation scene will know why its so funny.

At 4/15/10 12:39 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Anything made in Nigeria, if you can get hold of them.

Watch the trailer for Across The Bridge and tell me it's not the best film ever made.

You have won 1000 internetz. That is definitely our next one!

cyberseif, those films are just bad, not so bad they're good (trust me I went through that list), most films that are so bad its good (like the room) get loads of 10 star ratings because people think its that funny, etc.

Every school break I have a gathering where me and about 20 friends watch films that are SO BAD THEY'RE GOOD. But we're running low on ideas now, so, lets make a list of films like this.
Nominate as many as you wish, and feel free to tell me I'm wrong with my selections. :D My personal favourite is 2 and 4. So far I've got:

1) Super Mario Brothers(THE MOVIE)
2) The Room (can't forget this scene or this)
3) Plan 9 from outer space
4) Birdemic

Enjoy, now, what's yours?

At 4/14/10 11:24 PM, RoboJesus wrote:

At 4/14/10 11:24 PM, OneWhoListens wrote: Lord of the Rings: Walking walking and more fucking walking.

I agree completely.

Clerks 2: Lotr vs Star wars, you'd love this then. ^^

Got the Australian Collectors Edition, can't believe how much they gutted since it was first announced. I won't be going for it again.

I doubt I'll even buy Fable 3, Fable 2 was good but I don't think it was worth my money. I might wait until its $25.

She looks so manly, and she hurts my ears and she hurts my BRAIN. She is the reason Chopper Reid(?) got his ear cut off.

At 4/14/10 10:27 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: My innocence...

I remember when the days were simple

Now I've seen unsee able things

Shat brix and clicked bad links

I miss my innocence

This is the last place to be in regaining your innocence. Get a hammer, strike your head a few times and then go and play Wii.

This sounds fun.... Shall I try....hmm...

At 4/14/10 09:58 PM, theshadowwolf wrote: The real religious hellhole came during the dark age.

Pun intended, I hope!

At 4/14/10 08:18 AM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

At 4/14/10 08:17 AM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

At 4/14/10 08:15 AM, DontExplain wrote: Maybe he just gets paired up with many players who suck?

Not a chance. This kid. Was fucking ridiculous. He could dodge through the middle of 4 players picking the exact moment and time to do it. When you see gears pro's, they're just unparalleled.

And they're team was also immense, because usually I end up with at least 4 kills 1 death. Mind you I'm a sniper sort'of player. Anybody up for a gears session?

I'd be hell yes, if my friend didn't borrow my copy of 2 (I sold 1) :(
If you care for any other game though (Halo etc) feel free to knock me up. xD

Maybe he just gets paired up with many players who suck?

This thread will now be a debate and flame war over the best of these type games:

At 4/14/10 06:55 AM, MrPercie wrote: Best zombie game? L4D. Best FPS? TF2. Best story? Half-life. Best puzzle game? Portal.

Zombie Game: Dead Rising (?)
Best FPS: TF2 (agreed) or Garry's Mod
Best Story: BRAID or Heavy Rain
Best Puzzle: BRAID

"Nobody gives a fuck"

...54 translations later we get:

"School"

notable changes: at 10) No one gives dog feces
30)No dog's University
33)No. University

Bahahaha

How do magnets work?

Assassins Creed.

At 4/13/10 08:14 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: ok so, your this guy, where this princess loves you, and this guy captures the princess, and you have to save her! GENIUS RIGHT?

or we can do this :

U.S. gets into war, exposes some dumb conspiracy or does something, and cliffhanger ending!

U.S getting into another war? I hate games about reality!

Also, if you read this concept literally, its quite an awesome game.
U.S gets into a war, finds a photo and exposes it which tells you the conspiracy, and then the MC is hanging off a cliff next to the final boss. BEST BOSS BATTLE EVER.

What if I fucked Dick Cheney, Marrried him and then killed him for his money?

The other two live, and I got to fuck Dick Cheney! :3

I'm Australian, I expect these games in 2011 anyway. :l (if at all)

At 4/13/10 09:14 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote:

At 4/13/10 09:05 PM, Stupor wrote: Well not to brag or anything but I invented the electron

We have a winner.

Yet, I invented winners.

Well, sir.

At 4/13/10 09:07 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: He was a man of his prime, I only hope the future leaders follow in his awe.

I hope to god that this is trolling or sarcasm, but I'm not completely sure it is.

At 4/13/10 12:09 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

At 4/13/10 11:29 AM, DontExplain wrote: Can you explain how this show is funny? Is it the immature constant swearing that hides the terrible jokes, or the terrible jokes themselves?

Because your so dim witted to actually recognise the political satire within the series. Namely 13.

Personally, I didn't stick around long enough. I gave up after my 3rd episode.

At 4/13/10 08:30 AM, ChevroletSpark wrote:

At 4/13/10 08:29 AM, deathharpist wrote: Why does it suck so bad?

Because you don't know what real humor is.

I don't know if I laugh or cry for humanity at this comment

Intelligent humour at its best, clearly. :l

Can you explain how this show is funny? Is it the immature constant swearing that hides the terrible jokes, or the terrible jokes themselves?

At 4/13/10 07:57 AM, Argoneus wrote: yeah I just said it.. they could be ruining WoW

and they would succeed for sure

I think he thought you were talking about Lego Universe or something, an actual lego mmo coming out fairly soon.

LEGO DUKE NUKEM ;3

At 4/13/10 09:33 AM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 4/13/10 08:53 AM, ChevroletSpark wrote: If you closed your eyes and didn't know what was behind you, would you then have the courage to take a step backwards?

Isn't it true that sometimes in life, it's easier to take a step forward then a step backwards?

Been playing Eternal Sonata have we?

Burn to ashes in the flames from the depths.

:D

I love phone calls,
Standing in-front of the final of the elite four.
"OH MY GOD I JUST SAW A POKEMANZ THAT IS LEVEL 3 AND CAUGHT IT ^^"

>.>
yes I'd love to brag about where I am... :P

At 4/13/10 04:14 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Every time you post a "Divide by Zero" thread, Bear Grylls eats a kitten.

brb, making some threads. :D

I've got an Ipod touch, but I love my Gameboy (not even colour, this one).
I've got gameboy, Gameboy colour, game and watches etc etc etc.
I play my 64 more than any other console etc etc etc.

Most of my computer science class are like "ew, Pokemon Yellow", but meh, I like it so w/e.

At 4/13/10 02:03 AM, Leo625 wrote: Gratz bro, have you come out to your parents yet?

He hasn't, he's been too busy achieving more than you ever will.

At 4/13/10 02:03 AM, Demonio94 wrote: This would be easier if you just watch this one.

or even this one

inb4 OR TAKE A LOOK AT MAI VID WHICH ISN'T A RICK ROLL

At 7/21/09 08:05 AM, TheThirdSix wrote: Source: Wikipedia

This...