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ITT: Idiots who think making money from a website = selling out.

Guys, every website has to maintain itself either from profit or getting the money they spend (=$0 profit) in order for them to exist. Its not like the money you pay for the internet goes to the websites you visit, you're here for free and newgrounds is a job too host. You're basically suggesting a free magazine shouldn't have advertisements , the writers get no money for it and go bankrupt, the magazine would cease to exist. Heck, Magazines you have to pay for still need advertisements in order to recoup money spent on printing etc, and they still may only make a small profit.

At 5/14/10 09:05 PM, IgnorantAsshole wrote:

At 5/14/10 08:56 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: http://ignorantasshole.newgrounds.com/
No user exists, go go go.

Hey, i so do exist!

Damn, beat me, I genuinely wanted that account. :(

150G - She's in the Kitchen, you're on the sofa.

At 4/27/10 03:55 AM, Ejit wrote:

At 4/27/10 03:52 AM, Usernamemyarse wrote: ... indeed...

Can someone translate?

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He's saying someone other than Tom might abuse their position.

If that were the case, this website wouldn't be popular, so nobody would care. It'd probz be dead even.

As a user of both, I treat them as completely different worlds, completely removed from each other, and thats how I bring my self in to each. They dont work well together (/b/ and BBS) anyway.

I've owned every game (excluding spin-offs and 3rd editions (eg. Platinum)) and never got a shiney, and today I got TWO! Life RULES

Mankey (Called Man-Key, oh I'm so witty)
Unown Exclamation Mark!

ok, so Mankey is ugly and Unown is.... unown is useless... but SHINEYS :3

Got me bad, bitch. Well played,
1million interwebz for you.

Happy B+1RTHDAY Day!

At 4/23/10 09:56 PM, noone98 wrote: i say we let both have a shot at it.SEGA screwed up so lets see if nintendo will be worse.it's worth a try,and if they both fail completly we can just give up on them both.sonic vids and games here on newgrounds already pwn anything SEGAs made for sonic,so it might even be a step up.at least nintendo will probly have a better storyline than collect rings and kill eggman 80 bajillion times.

Yes, instead he can collect coins and kill bowser 80 bajillion times to save a princess?

May I just add this:

At 4/22/10 01:17 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: South park has gone too far.

I've never been one for South Park's offbeat sense of humor (It's really cheap.) But this episode that aired tonight really took the cake. My friend said that it was 'really epic' but all I saw was a bunch of cheap @ss and $hit jokes. HA HA HA. That was SARCASM by the way.

Here's your problem... South Park was meant to be offensive and cheap, personally I dislike its humour too.

Everything is offensive to somebody, get over it. South Park is fairly tame, go look at 4chan for a day and see if you care anymore. Two and a Half Men is sexist, Family Guy is racist, every show has something, South Park takes it all. South Park mocks everything, including itself, for that, the shows creators should be respected. Pushing boundaries instead of treating its audience like a bunch of kids.

At 4/22/10 06:10 AM, GHOST-KILLA wrote:

At 4/22/10 02:29 AM, protoAuthor wrote:

At 4/22/10 12:05 AM, COMboy112 wrote:

making COD series into a mediocore WWII FPS

Ummm... Anyone else wanna tell him or can I?

What a tool, you tell him.

I'll step in.

COD series started as WW2 games, and were WW2 based until CoD4 came along.
OH AND,the other thing, COD series has always been a mediocre FPS.

At 4/17/10 10:43 PM, iCurrie wrote:

At 4/17/10 09:47 PM, ParadoxVoid wrote: Because iCurrie's an idiot :P

Haha. I blame my Australian accent personally. You know, 'Lets watch the videa show'. And 'Lets rent a videa or two'. I really have nothing more to stay.

Nothing that justifies the stupidity anyway ;D

I think it gives the thread some personality!

I'm Australian (in Australia) and I have NEVER heard it pronounced like that.

Is there a lock on the usb?
I know I have a usb which is so uselessly made that when I plug it in, the little tab locks itself automatically. Pull it out, unlock, put it in, locks itself again. Rinse and repeat 100 times until it doesn't auto lock.

At 4/17/10 10:41 PM, giveupyourwaffles wrote: well, of course. there's always a significant drop in quality somewhere along the timeline of any heavily populated area. internet or otherwise. fortunately, things normally get their worst right before they shoot back up.

In the near future, all posts will be

OMG U r fag lulz op is stoopid opinon iz gaiy

Wait, posts are already like this

and then, they shoot right back up to quality:

Good morning, Chaps, earlier this week I.... (etc)

Interesting theory.

At 4/17/10 10:07 PM, Samen wrote: Still, there's no word that there will ever be another SSB, at least not soon, if you consider that there's only been 1 for each generation of Nintendo consoles since the N64, and that (although I can't back this up) the series creator is on record as saying he was hoping to put the series to bed.

I thought so too, but I couldn't find an article to back it up. Anybody know where to find it? o.o I thought they had it on the official SSBB website but its gone missing, maybe he's taking that back.

I'm becoming a regular (I think) now, so Hello!
:D

Consoles I own:
Xbox, Xbox 360
PS1,2,3,P
NES,SNES,64,Wii (Regrettably skipped Gamecube, picked up Sunshine and Luigi's mansion and play them on the Wii though.) Game Boy, GBColour, DS.
Sega Mega Drive, Master System.

Life is good. xD

ITT: Poorly made debates about games, Arguments over who makes better threads, People jerking off to themselves for making 5 page threads.

At 4/16/10 02:52 PM, Panzerknacker wrote: They really are running out of reasons to release games later in some parts of the world. (Usually in Europe, thank you very much)

Have you heard about a little country called Australia? I welcome you too our lives.

WE still haven't got Rock Band 2, So don't complain.

WarioWare :3

.... Most of my ideas were mentioned.
CTR :3

You bought a gun game...and can't play with gore... and didn't think to research before you buy?

At 4/17/10 12:30 AM, jamesbondman wrote: 1.MORE GORE (yes I'm a sicko)

It has enough, why does it need more. If they add more, its just gonna go from fun gore to over the top stupid/silly gore which doesn't even entertain.

2.Scopes on Lancers and Hammerbursts

I'd like this, but I'm not sure it'd keep the weapons balanced...

3.Better Emphasis on the Riot Shield

Not required.

4.New Multiplayer Modes

If they didn't they'd be stupid.

5.Unlockable Knife Melee (aka modern warfare)

Please, no. You have these massive husky men holding a small knife? It'd look bad. They'd do more damage with a fist.

6.Refugee Shop during levels (sort of like the merchant from RE4, except you can purchase ammo too)

Then you'd have to collect money, or something worth value. I much prefer just running around finding my shit in that type of game. It worked in RE4 because there was so little to find around the place, it was hard to afford things etc. in GeOW3 you'd find a coin every second because you kill so god damn much.

7.Different bullet types for each (or most) guns. (like slug and buck shot rounds for shotgun.)

GeOW is meant to be able to appeal to all gamers, this would put off casual and maybe some more in depth gamers. Hardcore's would love it though.

8.A Playable Alien Campaign (as I little unlockable after beating the game)

No. This'd make unnecessary story elements introduced etc, unless they plan it from the start and make a way to make it intense, god no.

9.More COLE TRAIN

Yes, lets go and ruin the joke by using it again and again and again.

It is a bit early to talk about GeOW3 anyway, its like, what, a year from release. Go Hype Machine!

Generally, every type of movie is a comedy to me, because I know its fake so I can't be immersed (yet with video games I can, weird), so I generally laugh at every movie.
The Titanic = rofl.

I sat with about a group of 10 friends and all of them were so depressed at the end of The Road (one of the girls were crying), I nearly felt bad for laughing the entire time.

Emotional Sensitivity + Internet = Emotionless

I think this is clear.

You can also say you're good with handling and talking to kids, since you hang out in this community and such. 12 year old all round!

At 4/15/10 02:01 AM, Aigis wrote: *Girl hits a guy in the crotch*
Guy: Are you nuts? Are you trying to turn me into a homo?
Girl: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.

I dunno, The Room has some pretty stupid ones.
Lisa: Do you want me to order a pizza?
Johnny: Whatever, I don't care.
Lisa: I already ordered a pizza.
Johnny: You think about everything, ha ha ha.

Lisa: Did you get your promotion?
Johnny: Nah.
Lisa: You didn't get it, did you.

Mark: You don't understand anything, man. Leave your *stupid* comments in your pocket!

Steven: I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off!

Lisa: You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone.
Johnny: In a few minutes, bitch.
Lisa: Who are you calling a bitch?
Johnny: You and your stupid mother.

AND THIS MAN DESERVES THE MOST QUOTABLE AWARD, BUT IT ISNT A MOVIE: VICIOUS DOG MAN

My Fulp!

My Bitch

It's a joke ;l

At 4/15/10 01:32 AM, Aigis wrote:

At 4/15/10 01:24 AM, DontExplain wrote: We were gonna do that last time, but Birdemic looked so much worse (seriously, the birds in it.... So bad)

It's not just that it's bad.

It's that it's so quotably bad.

There are so many lines in that movie that will stick in your head.

I'm tightening my belt by one notch so that I don't feel hunger pangs.

The quotable award goes to the room.
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA"
"I FED UP WITH THIS WORLD"
"Its BULLSHIT, I did NOT hit her, I did NAWT... Oh Hi Mark"
"Oh Hi Everything"
"Anyway, How is your sex life?"
"Hey Everybody, I have an announcement to make, we're expecting!"

Mmk, If you havent played/finished, spoiler alert...for the whole thread.

In The Lizard Trial, which utensils did you use to complete the task of removing your finger?

Personally, I used the scissors after drinking 3 beers.

At 4/15/10 01:17 AM, Aigis wrote: Troll 2.

Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

We were gonna do that last time, but Birdemic looked so much worse (seriously, the birds in it.... So bad)