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At 8/22/10 09:34 AM, Screamo99 wrote: I know, it'd be a little weird, and I wouldn't make it, not knowing flash, but here's the idea,

you get to use your account name, pick your aura, and start there. and basically, you write fake reviews and as your game progresses, your real account does as well, it even starts changing to the aura you picked, slowly. so it's like a account booster game.

what are your thoughts NG users?

So its like using newgrounds without the fun or community. Why would ANYBODY play it... Account Booster? Who cares about account stats, really?

Bubble Man from Mega Man 2

Is the game worth trying?
Nmemonics playthrough's sound really bored but it looks interesting. Yes or no?

At 7/28/10 01:39 AM, firemaker60 wrote: This.

This is funny, haun?

and it NEVER gets old. Ever 3 months 30 friends and I gather at my house and watch it. 3: its BETTER every time!

Video games should remain Video Games, movies should remain movies. No exceptions!
Movies = Interactive medium
Games = Interactive medium

Love the trailer, love the comics, can't wait for the film.

At 7/26/10 10:25 PM, Jerkapotamus wrote: Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard. Not even the basic mechanics of the game worked well.

Can I just say, I never once got angry with the controls, they worked PERFECTLY for me, personally. (Hardest difficulty, too, so it wasnt me RUNNING AND GUNNING). The gameplay wasnt amazing, but the humour was great.

Why the hell did you bring this thread to life, necrophile.

Am I the only one who thinks Seinfeld was a terrible show with terrible humor?

At 7/11/10 08:37 AM, niceAndQuick wrote:

At 7/11/10 08:33 AM, james-pinfold wrote:

At 7/11/10 08:32 AM, niceAndQuick wrote: good webcomics don't exist

comet 7 'nuff said

gee you are right this is the pinnacle of comedic genius

Oh god, that truly is terrible. I checked the website out, previous entries, they just get worse..

At 12/28/05 07:26 AM, Revenant wrote: Requiem For A Dream hit me pretty hard.

This.

Requiem for a Dream
Donnie Darko
Any well made mocumentary (Forgotten Silver anybody?
Any well made documentary about something I hadn't thought about prior.

I MAED A GAM3 WITH ZOMBIES IN IT

The only game one will ever need.

Heavy Rain
Little Big Planet.

The two games on PS3 I truely enjoyed, all the other exclusives never really were great to me. (Never liked MGS series, Resistance just was plain boring. I have heard great things about ModNation though! Gotta pick that up soon.)

Seems like those exploits you shun could surely help you right now.

At 7/8/10 01:25 AM, CheapScum wrote: Game, Mac, I'm a cheap ass who won't pay.

Ahh, see, to get it for free, you need to not possess it.
Devs deserve money, specially for the Age of series, an amazing series. Pay up or don't play, nuff said.

At 7/8/10 01:15 AM, jedi-master wrote: Derp

I don't check sign up dates, to me, they mean nothing. A user from 01' may begin posting only this year, whilst a user from '09 may have begun posting in '09. Who's more experienced, forum wise? You can't pick, either way. One may post x10 more than another, one may have lurked for a year, one may be a slow learner. It's the same with post count, how many of those posts could be 1 sentence, irrelevant, stupid or just spam. I judge a user solely on their name, and remember specific users who I respect. If I don't remember their names, they're not respected by myself, nuff said.

/Opinion which doesn't matter.

At 7/7/10 02:48 AM, narf109 wrote: derp

This man is wise, because he actually acknowledges companies ripping off other companies is a GOOD thing. It advances certain technology and kills off other. What if we DIDN'T rip off the dual sticks from PS1 Dual Shock controls, games would be extremely different. There's money to be made in motion sensing, and it seems to be the (unfortunate) future, so each company is giving it a shot. Being a fan of XBOX over the other two, myself, I personally own all 3, but after a month of Motion Sensing bullshit I had enough, it's just not immersive (ironically) as opposed to the control, which lets our mind be in complete control while our bodies just relax (opposed to standing there jumping like a retard instead of watching the story unfold). Hopefully this new motion sensing thing will die soon, it's just not fun.

/my stupid opinion which means nothing at all.

At 7/6/10 11:57 PM, MetaKnightPWNS4 wrote: We all know that the PSMove is just a WiiMote with a bulb on it, but let's look at their new games...

Derp

3D Dot Game Heros = Legend of Zelda. They put flying tektites to even the old man's saying in the first one. "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" (hands player a sword)

It's inspired by LoZ, a homage. It's also not by Sony.

Blur = Mario Kart. They can't make a fun racing game, so they rip off Mario Kart. Get enough points (aka item box) and you can hit another person with an item to get into a higher position! Uh...yeah...sound familiar? A little TOO familiar?

Getting points =/= collecting a box. Graphics =/= similar. Items =/= similar. Many racing games have this type formula, and Nintendo didn't create it... and Sony didn't make Blur, derp.

Inb4 NINTENDO FANBOY inb4 ur a troll inb4 graphics make gaming inb4 poozy banning me

Derp.

The definitive way to decide if a game is good or not: Buy it, play it for two hours, judge the second hour of play, return or keep. Ehh, If a game can't entertain me in the opening, when I'm meant to be brought into the game so I want to continue playing, then why would I continue?

Reviews mean nothing to me.

At 6/11/10 08:43 PM, Stevenscar wrote:

At 6/11/10 08:39 PM, silentkat wrote: Shouldn't you be mourning his death, not enjoying it?

I was expecting that people would use this thread as a way to celebrate his life.

I expected far too much of my fellow Newgrounders, it seems.

... Newgrounds + Celebrate + Photoshop?

Photoshop his life....?
Instead of using actual pictures of real things he did?
...
What?

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear eating from the riser-pipe while talking stock prices; Gore then immediately engaged in crying for five years. Once he calmed down, there was a soothing roar from the bear, he roared, "Pineapples suck" to which the Korean committed Hara-kiri but failed, instead wounding Al Gore's young niece. So he pulled an

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Thank you for your co-operation and I hope to be working with you soon,
Taylor Viking

Hey Newgrounds!
I'm currently writing a script for a youtube production I wish to make. Being only 15 though, I'm unsure if it's a 'quality script'. Considering that newgrounds has a hell of a lot of brilliant writers (and most of my friends aren't exactly good with constructive criticism) I was hoping you guys might be able to lead me on my way to improving this.

So, scene one (of 10): http://freetexthost.com/djkvjvy6jt

31) We can read maps.

I don't like to bring /b/ here, but I do think this picture is acceptable for this thread so:

What part of Australia and when?

Western Aus = Im in.

I think Tommy Wiseau takes the cake, this film is the worst film ever, yet so fucking funny.

Keep 4chan IN 4chan, seriously. I go on both 4chan and newgrounds, I come to newgrounds to escape 4chan and go to 4chan to escape newgrounds. Keep them seperate, anybody who truely cares to see this stuff would already BE on 4chan.

At 5/22/10 09:36 AM, rorypearce94 wrote:

At 5/22/10 09:21 AM, ilikegames12 wrote: This is when music died.

incorrect

Suffer at the hands of this music, music was dead, but this is overkill.

... So, 80 mph and 4 miles to go?
3 minutes...
I'd repair my breaks and turn on the first left/right, slowing down gradually.