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I was playing basketball two when this douchebag mike hit me right in the eye with the ball for no apparent reason and now the vision in my left eye is extremely blurry and where the white used to be is now dark red. Honestly don't know what to do.

I'm a little panicked right now.

Not all games on newgrounds have medals

Team killers? LMAO!

Why did the spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the heavy make it to the control point first? Because he was Russian.

Why did the engineer erect a dispenser? Because he was looking towards the sentry.

thanks!

I've taken all of these photos on Team fortress 2 and i dont know how to get to them!! Can anyone help me? Although this is newgrounds...

At 3/22/09 02:20 PM, homor wrote: The Soilder.

"UNLESS ITS A FARM."

And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are in the same place, its called A ZOO!

Unless its a farm...

At 3/22/09 01:43 PM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote: What the fuck is TF2?

You've never played orange box? Team fortress 2 idiot. If you dont know, dont post.

you have 7 options to choose from:
Meet the scout
Meet the sniper
Meet the demoman
Meet the soldier
Meet the sandvich
Meet the heavy
Meet the engineer

My personal favorite is The scout.

There is no such thing as rasicm.

America would be less fat.

At 2/22/09 07:02 PM, beck071 wrote: I didn't see them on my first read through :'(

sry guy tis is newgroundz

At 2/22/09 06:56 PM, beck071 wrote: Hehe

Was put in 3 times buddy...

Valve rules!

Where are Britan or America's traffic?

I pick my nose and j**k at the same time

I've only been to Tasmania. Seriously, i'm not kidding

I'm sorry that your hotel is haunted.

To get mauled by abunch of locusts and when your suffering, they stop and start singing "Hips don't lie" by shakira over and over again until you pass out and die.

At 12/27/08 06:11 PM, RKThrilla wrote:

At 12/27/08 06:10 PM, DonchizzleJr766 wrote:

Why yes i should. Thanks for the info buddy.

No problem, I hope we become good friends. :)

I hope we can too.

At 12/27/08 06:09 PM, RKThrilla wrote:

At 12/27/08 06:09 PM, DonchizzleJr766 wrote:

At 12/27/08 06:08 PM, RKThrilla wrote: I found someone else who is a board.

Yeah...no

You should learn some grammar.

Why yes i should. Thanks for the info buddy.

At 12/27/08 06:08 PM, RKThrilla wrote: I found someone else who is a board.

Yeah...no

Can somebody PM me some fieldrunner games or something?

At 12/26/08 06:45 PM, bobbycat77 wrote: "yayayay lets make jokes about hilary clinton and george bush but O LAWD NOT JESUS HIMSELF BARACK OBAMA"

huh. good point

Fathers know best. nuff said.

I get it! rofl!

Your friend obviously doesn't kid. If he says he's going to do something wrong, stop him imediatly.

You shant. you should only feel guilty that you got that crappy game

At 12/20/08 12:17 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Is it just me or are there many things wrong with this list?

Not alot of people register onto that website and vote for best movies.

I got a laptopand...skip all the other bullshit! This is the best gift i've ever gotten!!!