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Response to: Women aren't more loving than men. Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

At 9/27/11 03:47 PM, crazyScott wrote: All he needs is just a hug I think. That big softy.

Everybody give MP a big bro-hug to help demonstrate his point! :D

*you can't decline now, MoPat*
Response to: If you had to fuck someone... Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

At 9/27/11 03:45 PM, roderickii wrote: his gender is male.

Read the OP carefully and thoroughly as well as his post, bro!!!!

Response to: the blandest letter Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

"A", for reasons pictured below:

the blandest letter

Response to: If you had to fuck someone... Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

At 9/27/11 03:29 PM, roderickii wrote:
At 9/27/11 03:26 PM, Painbringer wrote: Since I'm (mostly) gay, I'd fuck any NG chick who chooses me.
That doesn't make any sense.

If you don't read that as "dick" it very much does!

Response to: What is the Best Kung Fu movie... Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

At 9/27/11 02:52 PM, iateamexican wrote: /thread.

I would vote this for the best "Western impression" of Kung-Fu parody film ever.
Cinematic genius at its absolute peak. :D

Response to: If you had to fuck someone... Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

At 9/27/11 02:47 PM, mothballs wrote: I would rather kill myself in the most brutal way possible than fuck a guy.

What if you were raped, boy?

Response to: Women aren't more loving than men. Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

At 9/27/11 02:12 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: So shut the fuck up, you fucking cock stain twit.

And again with the insults. Learn to argue without them already and you will come across as a more intelligent, less painfully angry poster.

And no, your anger does not indirectly make me want to comment on your profile, so don't get your hopes up in that department.

Response to: F*ck Wall Street Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

At 9/27/11 02:15 PM, roderickii wrote: "Unnecessarily" should be inserted somewhere in this sentence.

Now that's 100% true though.

Response to: F*ck Wall Street Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

At 9/27/11 02:11 PM, roderickii wrote: Harmless protest gets discouraged by aggressive cops.

Which is also partially the point of these aggressive cops...

Response to: What Qualifies Sexy Male Underwear? Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

It is physically impossible for male underwear to be sexy.

Which is why i love mail underwear:

What Qualifies Sexy Male Underwear?

Response to: any way to unsee something? Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

At 9/27/11 01:50 PM, Sevkat wrote: I fucked your waifu.

UrbanDictionary finally served a useful purpose in my wif- er, life. I would've taken the bait even more had it not.

Thank you, hipster-land.

Response to: any way to unsee something? Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

At 9/27/11 01:46 PM, Sevkat wrote: Seen your waifu doing something you didn't want her to be doing?

How is my wife relevant to this thread in any way whatsoever?

Response to: Women aren't more loving than men. Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

At 9/27/11 01:26 PM, Rivergrey wrote: I give up...

The only voice of reason in this thread: dead.

Damn you, twisted logic, damn you.

Response to: If you had to fuck someone... Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

At 9/27/11 01:32 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: Never.

Oh come on, you know you're just saying that to seem tough. Rape cannot be prevented in this scenario.

Response to: What's that one song? Posted September 26th, 2011 in General

At 9/26/11 11:26 AM, Synaps3 wrote:
At 9/26/11 10:18 AM, Rivergrey wrote: This.
I love that glitch stuff. The flashbulb has to be like my second favorite artist.

Epic

You are not just a duo, my friends.

Doubly Epic

Response to: First user to reach 100,000 post Posted September 25th, 2011 in General

At 9/25/11 03:55 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 9/25/11 03:26 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I've always been careful to avoid the 18 month prison stretch for racism. Plus, once again, I'm part Jew
Can I ask what country you live in?

Read the thread and his posts in particular in full and maybe you'll understand from the context.

Response to: Media blacking out major protest!!! Posted September 25th, 2011 in General

At 9/25/11 03:48 PM, BlackAstral wrote: The government does not run for the people anymore...

If you've ever read the Constitution and its amendments thoroughly you may find that it never really has. Electoral colleges have always been a part of American society since the constitution was drafted and put in effect - surprisingly, a lot of the amendments actually gradually granted the people more power over the government: more freedom for themselves in a sense!

Response to: Most under rated song ever? Posted September 25th, 2011 in General

At 9/25/11 03:41 PM, Rivergrey wrote: You know, on second thought.... I may have something:

Best hardcore electronic song ever devised

You know, I actually saw Benn Jordan - the guy who made that song - play the synth bit live on his guitar during a tour. 'T really was a lucky break that he was playing live in the Midwest as I was only visiting the U.S. for a few weeks, but an awesome break nonetheless!

Talent.

Response to: First user to reach 100,000 post Posted September 25th, 2011 in General

At 9/25/11 03:04 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

Take it to the politics forum in the form of a topic if you truly want to discuss that stuff. I'm referring to both you and your derail-assisting buddies.

*relevance: commence*

I honestly don't think anyone has the will and hardcore posting passion necessary to make it to that teasingly large number within a year or two, although I can distinctly foresee it happening in the far, far future. Life goes on for many, and leaving this site is, while not a direct sign of maturity, a necessity that will doubtlessly come later on - even for you people in your twenties with way too much free time. There will probably only be a very select amount of users who can consistently make quality posts and not massively infringe on their lifestyle while doing so.

TL;DR - I may be speaking as an 11'er here, but I truly don't see that number being reached any time soon. No sir.

Response to: Show NG your desktop! Posted September 25th, 2011 in General

At 9/25/11 02:57 PM, Rhinocerider wrote: I'm not sure how everyone puts up with really bright backgrounds.

Hence the affinity to Newgrounds, aye?

Aaaaaand shittiest desktop ever:

Show NG your desktop!

Response to: It's Happening! Posted September 25th, 2011 in General

I was about to say start a new form of currency and begin from scratch....

But nope, that's just too difficult in today's society.

Response to: Media blacking out major protest!!! Posted September 25th, 2011 in General

At 9/25/11 12:10 PM, PhoenixGodwin wrote:
At 9/25/11 12:08 PM, DonCarrera wrote:
Now that is what scares me - mindless teeny-bangers screwing this up for all the others, especially for those who know what they're doing.
If you feel that way than you would be inspired by looking for yourself to see how it's actually going down instead.

I live in Germany - I have no news coverage of the event and can't find shit of any variety that isn't blocked on Google. There are no images, videos, or even descriptive stories showing what is happening. That, and the people Tweeting short messages may be lying their asses off about this event for dramatic effect.

Response to: Stuff You're Proud Of. Posted September 25th, 2011 in General

Playing DDR like a boss and being ably to trump most professional digital musicians in the sound design department with only a 50-dollar-DAW. Fuck yes I'm proud of those two.

That and my PSAT scores. :D

Response to: Media blacking out major protest!!! Posted September 25th, 2011 in General

At 9/25/11 11:50 AM, PIED3 wrote: \
I mean what is their message? What cause are they promoting? What are they protesting about?

This. They do not have a strong, centralized cause, leaving the reason for protest up for interpretation of the minds of the people - for better or for worse. In this sense, radicalism and pointless hate are two factors that could end up causing this protest to spiral out of control, leaving those who are learned and demonstrating for all the right reasons in trouble. An outbreak of angry, hormone-linked crowd violence is a very strong possibility...

Now that is what scares me - mindless teeny-bangers screwing this up for all the others, especially for those who know what they're doing.

Response to: I got a Machinima Contract!!! :) Posted September 25th, 2011 in General

At 9/25/11 11:07 AM, PathWeChoose wrote:
At 9/25/11 11:05 AM, Makeshift wrote: I thought they only partnered with people who got a lot of views.
Ouch.

Quality >>>>> views. How do you explain V-Bloggers?

Response to: I got a Machinima Contract!!! :) Posted September 25th, 2011 in General

I was going to say something mean, but decided it would be for the better not to.

Congratulations man, I'm hoping here this turns out both profitable and enjoyable for you.

Response to: My Problem With God Posted September 24th, 2011 in General

At 9/24/11 07:30 AM, Dromedary wrote: Why can't you people stay in the religion forum!?!?

Oh shit, you got me. I did nooooot expect that.

Response to: Tell me your secrets.. Posted September 24th, 2011 in General

At 9/24/11 07:26 AM, Teddyriffic wrote: I suck dick for coke

I didn't know that dicks produced coke.

Response to: Tell me your secrets.. Posted September 23rd, 2011 in General

At 9/23/11 05:33 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: I have a crush on someone.

Oh, do tell. It's still a secret if you don't reveal precisely who you've got a crush on.

Like a Chillingworth.
Response to: Tell me your secrets.. Posted September 23rd, 2011 in General

At 9/23/11 04:46 PM, Rivergrey wrote: And I still hate him a bit for that...

Yeah, well, suck it up. At least you're out of the closet.