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Response to: Strange things you're addicted to Posted September 18th, 2011 in General

At 9/18/11 07:31 AM, SFaPiL2 wrote:
At 9/18/11 07:11 AM, sandwich-eater wrote: Procrastination.
and visiting Newgrounds.

It's getting serious... i... need... to... stop...

Not at all. You have, what, two-hundred posts and are yet one of the most memorable posters out there. That should be viewed more like achievement than anything.

Also, I'm addicted to Dance Dance Revolution. holy crap that sounds nerdy.

Response to: How many pillows do you sleep with? Posted September 18th, 2011 in General

At 9/18/11 09:07 AM, Otto wrote: Any more than one feels awful

True. In some cases, pillows can be so roughly manufactured and generally uncomfortable that you're better off sleeping without one. Certain fancy hotels come to mind when saying this...

Response to: More to NG than forums. Posted September 17th, 2011 in General

At 9/17/11 08:19 AM, Rivergrey wrote:

I'm just popping in to second the shit out of this. That is all.

Response to: Happy birthday, Highway! Posted September 17th, 2011 in General

At 9/17/11 05:58 AM, HighWay wrote: Dammit Zac, I'm 18. >:U

Which is why you always double-check profiles before making these sort of threads.
Happy first year of pseudo-adulthood, Highway! :D

Response to: Weird days? Posted September 17th, 2011 in General

At 9/17/11 06:23 AM, Rivergrey wrote: Pics 'cause it happened, bro:

What the heck?
You must be one mad speed typist to read and send enough replies in one day for that to happen. :D

Also: I'm normal. Fuck.

Response to: Buddy Pisses in Bushes of Church Posted September 16th, 2011 in General

^ this

That piss will just evaporate anyways, broski. What a shitty way of getting revenge.

Response to: How long would it take? Posted September 16th, 2011 in General

Clones would be boring. They just think and do the exact same as you, which is great if you're twisted and would have sex with him/her, but that's not the case for me - so I think the first clone would annoy me.

Different opinions, views, and upbringings are just more interesting anyways.

Response to: That guy I hate... Posted September 16th, 2011 in General

I deem this thread a great example of circlehating.

Whatever, just get over it. He's a much better, smarter poster than, say, Sevkat or some other people I won't mention, so I don't really see what's up with the hate.

Also: mods, please don't lock this as a spam thread. I don't like bans.

Response to: Sound Design Challenge! Posted September 16th, 2011 in Audio

There's a good chance of something with an especially dirty, filtered and EQ'ed bassline winning. Those stupid wobbles have been known to occasionally sound like animals when designed and sequenced right. o(_o

I'm not participating myself here, as I'm a 'tard in the sound-design department. Just throwing that bit of advice out there for any of you Newgrounders that care.

Response to: The opposite of "troll" Posted September 16th, 2011 in General

It's called being an asshole with visions of grandeur. Just visit Bantun's profile once in a while and be amazed by the flighty verbiage and sweeping statements, doubly as pompous as anything I could ever imagine writing about seriously.

Being a dick doesn't need even more synonyms than it already has, mon.

Response to: Cana gay man evr get sick of penis? Posted September 16th, 2011 in General

At 9/16/11 04:38 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 9/16/11 04:36 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 9/16/11 04:16 PM, DonCarrera wrote: As for the topic: clueless. I am not a homosexual. o(_o
Lies upon lies I tell you!
(Missed out a bit)

Hey, it's true. Turns out there are completely straight people on the BBS after all.

Okay - screw you relevance. This is just a truthful reply and not a blatant attempt to derail this thread, in case you were wondering. -_-

Response to: How often do you use Newgrounds on Posted September 16th, 2011 in General

At 9/16/11 04:29 PM, BlackAstral wrote: If I had an android, I would be on the BBS 24/7.

This guy's statement very much applies to my view, except replacing "an android" with "no life". I honestly can't afford these sort of things - save for a simple MP3.

Response to: Cana gay man evr get sick of penis? Posted September 16th, 2011 in General

At 9/16/11 04:06 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: NB4 Xenomit, and Confucianism.

Nope to the the latter. Read the posts more thoroughly next time before posting things like that, or just add "unless ninja'd" for the safe route.

As for the topic: clueless. I am not a homosexual. o(_o

Response to: Coolest picture of yourself Posted September 16th, 2011 in General

Like a boss.

Coolest picture of yourself

Response to: I won $100 Posted September 15th, 2011 in General

Anything but more tickets. The biggest mistake you can make is thinking that that luck will last forever, so spend it on something more vital or useful.

Response to: Photoshop Asian Reaction pic! Posted September 14th, 2011 in General

Obligatory.

Photoshop Asian Reaction pic!

Response to: Tab (the soda, dummy) Posted September 13th, 2011 in General

Tab is bloody amazing -I have no idea why is was exchanged for that terrible excuse of a healthy alternative that is Diet Coke. I prefer the taste over normal Coke, to be honest.

Response to: Critics and Assholes Posted September 12th, 2011 in General

At 9/12/11 03:05 AM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 9/12/11 03:02 AM, Xarnor wrote: Hardly anyone in the Flash or Audio portals can take any sort of criticism, constructive or not. I was gonna try to start writing 30 reviews a week in the Audio portal to hopefully get some other people reviewing more, but after 30 good, constructive, encouraging reviews, and 15 to 20 hostile responses, I decided to give up on writing reviews at all.
Don't give up. Keep writing. There are actually more people in the Audio Portal that can take criticism. However, some can not.

The man has got a great point. There will always be people with a sense of entitlement that hate criticism of all sorts. It seems you've had the bad luck of giving said people reviews, as is indicated and confirmed by your audio review history.

A critical approach to reviewing is essential if you want the artist whose song you review to get better. Praising any and all mildly-danceable, pop-ish shit on the audio portal is kinda stupid anyways - really. I mean, come on. Everyone should know and hate Canon in D, it's overused as hell here.

Er... finding "nice" people in the Audio section is a challenge if you don't brown-nose, as I've also seen with your reviews. I, personally (brace for obvious bragging), don't find super critical reviews on my songs - despite having contacted the Review Request Club: which is awesome, by the way - and have found it difficult to become better due to this lack of constructive bashing. Yes, bashing. The Portal needs more of the constructive version thereof, I say.

I would actually really appreciate your reviews on my material now, considering what stands the above paragraph... /advertisement.

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted September 11th, 2011 in Audio

At 9/11/11 01:56 PM, Mich wrote:
At 9/11/11 12:54 PM, midimachine wrote: > autotune a vocaloid
> win at life
Been done
badly

That reminds me, I still need to try autotuning sitar samples. brb.

Response to: The girl I like is gay Posted September 11th, 2011 in General

*Good topic, man! :D*

I'm friends with a closet lesbian right now. There's nothing wrong with being "just friends" in scenarios like these. Having a romantic relationship with somebody is not only much more difficult to uphold than a normal friendship, but also somewhat grating on the lovers, thus allowing a normal, friendly relationship to be sorta relieving.

And you're right - you shouldn't automatically assume someone is lesbo just because they don't like you. That's just not logical.

Response to: Would you rape your enemy? Posted September 11th, 2011 in General

At 9/11/11 11:46 AM, Porkchop wrote: Nobody said that from a female's perspective. Rather, a ton of male users ITT saying no homo.

I- I thought I was the only girl on the internet. :(

Whut.

Relevant: "Nope" to OP's question. Morals prevent me from commitingrape of any sort.

Response to: Your favorite television show Posted September 11th, 2011 in General

At 9/10/11 05:06 AM, Markface wrote: GIVE THIS THREAD 10,000 VIEWS.

epic

Halfway there, buddy!

Response to: You fooled us Posted September 11th, 2011 in General

At 9/11/11 05:02 AM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 9/11/11 05:01 AM, Yert wrote: late june or early july YEA RIGHT fucking liars
I KNOW RIGHT!

The staff probably says this all the time as an excuse, but I'll reiterate once more due to the truth in this statement: a release that has been thoroughly tested in Alpha to the point that it is barely buggy, is a million times better than a glitchy as shit final version that is bound to get craploads of complaints.

I would rather not have my medals vanish or shit break on my profile thanks to such a release, so just hold yer horses.

Response to: "White Food Kinda Sucks" Posted September 10th, 2011 in General

At 9/10/11 09:49 PM, POTaTOS wrote:
At 9/10/11 09:43 PM, EddyFromEEnE wrote: and she's Asian.
And I stopped.

And i laughed.

Response to: Poker Face Moments. Posted September 10th, 2011 in General

At 9/10/11 08:46 PM, platypuspwn wrote: When my friend stapled his dick to his grandma's forehead.

Le fuck?

Can't. Be. Unheard.

Response to: photoshop...waldo Posted September 10th, 2011 in General

At 9/10/11 08:29 PM, FirstBaby wrote:
At 9/10/11 07:19 PM, DonCarrera wrote:
At 9/10/11 07:15 PM, thegarbear14 wrote: yeah i hid bedn pretty well. lol
Where's Bedn?, the first officially published Newgrounds book.

MAKE IT HAPPEN, PEOPLE.
This work muchacho?

Yes, yes it does. I'm still searching in vain through for the man!

Response to: I saved a mouse! Posted September 10th, 2011 in General

At 9/10/11 08:17 PM, Nentindo wrote: He is absolutely tiny.

You- you just wasted a perfectly good bowl of chips.

Do you even know what kind of germs rodents carry? I really wouldn't eat out of that anymore before you wash it thoroughly.

Response to: school announements Posted September 10th, 2011 in General

At 9/10/11 08:14 PM, froggerfreak wrote: I do, sometimes they cancel after school activity's and what not.

^ This, plus the dude making the announcements sounds like a total badass so people actually want to listen.

Response to: Rejected Reese's Puffs Commercial!! Posted September 10th, 2011 in General

At 9/10/11 08:04 PM, Frank wrote:
At 9/10/11 07:57 PM, DonCarrera wrote:
At 9/10/11 07:35 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: There's no wrong way.
Likely inspiration for the video. Good find!
Believe it or not, but this was the actual inspiration for the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-mDTdeK R8

Of course it is the original inspiration, I'm no idiot, but I was just assuming that the other vid gave you that idea in part as well.

Response to: Rejected Reese's Puffs Commercial!! Posted September 10th, 2011 in General

At 9/10/11 07:35 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: There's no wrong way.

Likely inspiration for the video. Good find!