Probably tastes like normal soda.

like shit.

The only people who died from that shit were the mexicans because they have no healthcare lol..

I live in st louis..there is so much slang for shit I can't even remember anything right now.

I don't know anyone who bakes weed food because we are all too lazy lol..Just rather sit down and smoke a bowl (plus none of my friends know how to cook shit anyway cept frozen pizzas)

At 6/11/09 09:18 AM, WadeFulp wrote: If some 13 year old did that to one of my kids I would hunt him down and kill him with my bare hands. Then I would track down his family and murder them all.

Fuck that, I'd force feed him his own dick and make him drown in his own guts.

After endless hours of torture of course.

both look gay as fuck..

losers

FUCK YES!

can't wait!

That's just a mirror account rtards..TsimFuckis was his real one and he deleted it because /b/ trolled the fuck out of the birdfag.

also, he has a penis on his stomach LOL

At 6/4/09 08:54 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: I just came back from the theaters and was expecting a pretty good horror even as a PG-13 horror movie and it turned out to be cliched and stupid.

The movie itself relied on loud noises for it's scares.

Wow you have to be pretty stupid to not have noticed that from the commercial, the whole fucking thing is just loud noises and screams and "shocks"

Bullshit, the first time I found newgrounds (was with my friends back in 4th grade) I made an account the night I got on the site so I could go to the mature section haha, back in 04 or 03, but I had so many bad reviews I made this one when I got BALEETED.

Plus no one cares about sign up dates except newfags anyway.

At 6/5/09 08:32 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: How about we stop linking to porn sites since it should also be thought that perhaps this kid is full of crap and he's just found a fairly clever cover story to get porn site links to go to.

Yeah I mean really who would waste time blocking porn sites from his dad?

Obvious kid just wants good sites for watching dogs fuck each other....*barf*

If it wasn't obvious enough...

Obviously she didn't really believe that there would be fruit in the box, she saw a reason that she thought she could sue for and get a lot of money, but got shot down for being a greedy bitch.

This is fucking retarded...I am not buying this piece of shit again.

Seriously, this is basically an update yet charged as a full game.

Just fucking finish Half life 2 Ep 3 already and stop fucking around valve..

Haha I got off today :D!

Anyway..Um, you should punch a teacher right before the school day ends..

Never been never will..

Don't turn into a dude, I mean seriously, you'll have a dick the size of your pinky, is that really what you want?

You're a fuckass...Tim and Eric Awesome Show is AWESOME...

LOL @ american dad, that show is fuckin horrible.

Last year they let a few animals loose in the school like rabbits, and someone put a bunch of fucking animal guts in some bathrooms and filled the courtyard with forks in the ground and spray paint a big dick on it lol..

This year nothing happened because the school had police and shit everywhere

At 5/31/09 11:37 PM, blakemo wrote: For the non-religious, it's probably not that hard of a decision.

Because obviously if you don't worship a god, then you think murder and rape and stealing is just great.

People who are not religious probably have better morals then a religious person, because they set their own morals and don't just do what is written a book by someone 2000 years ago.

Religiousfags are the only ones I ever see doing this shit anyway, all the suicidebombers and shit, none of them are atheists. Onto the topic, I am not surprised he didn't die later from the kooky fuckers.

At 6/1/09 05:14 PM, blazer133 wrote:

At 6/1/09 05:06 PM, Helknen2 wrote: Well if you know newgrounds they like to keep there shitty nerdy things like there hate for stuff which they barely know.

Hush 09 user. you know nothing of NG.

Hush 07 user, you know nothing of NG.

seriously you've been here for 2 years stfu

At 6/1/09 12:49 AM, Piss wrote:
I might also mention the time when I saw two men arguing about something, this escalated to the man being stabbed in the stomach.

I called 911, the guy got away.

Pissed off. How's your neighbourhood?

That's nothing...Living by East St. Louis as a kid, at least 1 person was killed everyday over drugs and shit like that..

Shit the news over here just shows it basically the whole thing is on people murdering each other, nothing new to me.

It's because they're jealous that the USA rules the world, I am not some patriotfag, I am actually quite the opposite, but notice how everyone economy turned to shit when the USA's did?

Not a coincidence.

Honestly, that shit was good at first, but then later on it became obvious (especially the episode advertising the comic book or w/e it was) it turned into greedy bullshit.

Plus he took too long to put em out

You all know if she came up to you and offered to fuck you you would rip off your pants immediately.

I mean shit I would, you guys have way high standards for being ugly fucks (at least most ngers I've seen are hideous)

week old grease from mcdonalds

At 5/31/09 10:20 PM, Infinite-one wrote:

At 5/31/09 10:18 PM, dome-of-red wrote: Legalize weed and shrooms and fuck off everything else, cuz everything rots your brain and shit and makes you turn fucking psychotic (aka the guy who ate his kids eyeballs out on PCP)

....did you eat paint chips as a small child? Just wondering.

What are you one of those fags who is scared of getting high?

No..I don't even know what the fuck my name means but eh whatever

Legalize weed and shrooms and fuck off everything else, cuz everything rots your brain and shit and makes you turn fucking psychotic (aka the guy who ate his kids eyeballs out on PCP)

public school fo sho man..boarding school is for fags..

I mean shit isn't there like no chicks? how the fuck could even consider that?

unless you're gay of course