I like Americans if they like us. If they have an "Oh, we should nuke Britain because we are so much better at everything" attitude then I hate them. Britain isn't much of a place to move to for some people, but I'd never move away.

At 11/21/09 08:54 AM, PsycoticDemon wrote: Forget about Maggie, Lisa needs braces.

DENTAL PLAN

Why does Stewie have such a weird head? And how the hell did Lois give birth when its like that? Or did they do a C-section?

He was bouncing on a bed, hit the ceiling and now his head is shaped weird.

I only add relatives on Facebook. My cousin keeps going on about how shes watching Twilight on DVD, and how shes so excited for New Moon.

I remember getting scared by the Spongebob episode where he tears his fingers. You know the one, where he's trying to get into the club for tough people.

I remember getting scared by the Spongebob episode where he tears his fingers. You know the one, where he's trying to get into the club for tough people.

One Google search says that they are actually pills, and they haven't made an energy drink. But they do enhance your penis.

Make someone eat it!

If you think that donkey's winky is dirty, I'd better not show you...

When you swallow chewing gum, it wraps around your heart.

Most people are uncircumsised anyway, aren't they? If they comment about it, ask why they're looking. They'll get embarrassed.

343 points, so you achieved position 15753 of 489244 on the ranking list
You type 472 characters per minute
You have 85 correct words and
you have 1 wrong words

I amaze people at school with my fast typing skills. Ugh, I really don't wanna type now.

I stopped believing until Christmas when I was 10, my mum still thought I did until I was 11 haha.

They think "Wow, he's evil."

Or am I light? Dunno, I'll find out once I've posted this.

I wouldn't let anyone else get in my bed. My bed is the best, and it's MINE DAMMIT

You just took that picture from the other thread and accompanied it with a completely original idea.

That website was from 1996, according to the bottom of one of the pages. Wonder why its no longer updated.

If admins still have limits, then whatever the limit is. If he doesn't, I'm guessing a thousand or so.

Wow... Seeing all of these detailed stories (which all sound pretty legit) makes me realise how lucky I am to not have abusive family members and to not go near danger. I feel really sorry for you...

On the school bus my friend kept shouting "REECE TOOK MY PENIS! AWWGHH TESTICLES!"
Me and my friends kept telling him to shut up while he was pissing himself laughing.

Also, when I was about 8 these teenagers came on a public bus and they kept talking and swearing. When they got off, they pressed the button and there was a massive loud pitched beep. Lots of "OMFG WTF WAS THAT HOLY SHIT" was heard.

Jump on the bed and yell "BODYSLAM".

They will be both confused and embarassed. And hurt as I destroy them.

Can't remember what I said but I'm pretty sure I made a complete cock of myself when I was talking to this girl. Never talked to her again.

I just want a few DVDs and games. I find getting lots of smaller gifts instead of one big gift which costs around about the same is better.

When I was 4, when there was a storm on I used to find my Power Rangers costume, put it on and "save" my cat because apparently he was scared by the thunder.

I don't get why people waste money on getting games on the first day of release at it's highest price. I wait a few months for the price to go down, doesn't kill me.

I was introduced to NG by Armorgames. When I finally made an account on that, I thought I should also make one on Newgrounds. I haven't been to AG since.

I'm still with XP and at the moment, I'm definitely not changing.

This is a load of bullshit. Even if it were true, you deserve it you fucking idiot. You let some girl you don't even know into your house, and if you didn't want it you would have pushed her off.

Bernie Mac is dead!? This wasn't on the news or anything! August 2008? WTF

Lmao, this is such bullshit. He beats up his five year old boy for going near it because it says keep out of reach of children (I mean sure, safety but did he have to beat him up?)
Also, he actually gets a ruler and measures how far away he has his can to spray deodrant, and he even got naked when he used the products and appeared in front of his maid?

He should be charged for child abuse, sexual harrassment and fucking stupidity.

At 11/3/09 02:44 PM, dogpup4 wrote: My neighbour got these kittens last year. Sadly, the black one died, it might have been a wasp sting but no-one's certain. He was only five months old too...

Here's a picture I took on my phone, so apologies for shitty quality.

Damn, its sideways.