Have fun with them, they can last a life time!

At 11/12/09 09:37 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: Lawlz

If that is true, you sir have made win, pure win.

At 11/12/09 11:30 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Why were so many banned???

They were modded, so Xbox as a big fuck you right before MW2 came out they banned everyone found to have a modded Xbox.

I'm an original, everyone else is a copy cat.

This exact thread has been made so many times now, it's sad.

At 11/7/09 08:50 PM, soundkat wrote:

At 11/7/09 08:46 PM, leo967846 wrote: Wall of text, not reading

Does that iron-clad logic also apply to your middle school English class?

It probably does, judging by your lack of basic grammatical skills.

Hahaha, pwned!

At 11/7/09 05:52 PM, Fishcandy wrote: Buy a new door for my room and maybe a new TV.

Think 1 billion would be enough for all that?

At 11/5/09 05:41 PM, RoboJesus wrote: The military is a debilitating place where they train everyday people to become bloodthirsty sadists so they can fight their wars for them. I'm not at all surprised that something like happened.

Not quite... Oh wait, I forgot this was the American army, yea, you got it spot on.

At 11/5/09 05:39 PM, disasterarea wrote: Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot.

Bet you didn't see that coming!

Is it that time of year already? Do you think the shootings are related?

I've seen uglier...

Do they make coolers but Tequila instead of Vodka? I remember one time I was playing a shot game, and in between my shots and as chase I was drinking a Smirnoff cooler.

Fuck it get a 40 of Vodka and get a couple of boxes of Jus d'orange.

Orange Juice...

At 11/1/09 07:52 PM, EpicFail wrote: I got a serious fucking problem here guys...I really do, and I don't know what to do about it... How the fuck can I control this?

Don't worry, you'll get over your temper tantrums, and apparently you already do have it under control if you haven't tried to choke your Girlfriend yet and have her kick your scrawny ass.

I would drive the floating vehicle onto the land, go to the airport buy a ticket, show them my Canadian passport and fly back to Canada.

You are Mammoth Savior the Calloused Sniper destined to Overthrow Shit.

Went to Hull where it's legal for me(18) to buy booze and cigarettes and got shit, then got back and got drunk and baked off of my ass with my friend, I forgot where I was and was wondering why my phone wouldn't turn on.(this morning realized it was dead)

At 10/31/09 05:33 PM, UberCream wrote: I have a fast internet connection, but I don't know the specific numbers for the speed...

Apparently not if your internet videos are taking a while to load...

I'm a chill guy who texts in class...

Don't hate the texter, hate the texts.

Free Running and Parkour aren't the same thing...

At 10/31/09 03:39 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Haha, you think you have "friends"

If those hosebags are what you think friends are, you must be a sad, sad little boy.

Fail Funk is fail, he's talking about his fucking pony and barbie dolls...

At 10/29/09 08:47 PM, iateamexican wrote: The government has hackers now?
Surely they arent hacking if they're working for the government, "hacking" generally implies some level of illegality.

No, the have a huge anti-hacker team working for the states, they've saved a lot of shit, there's also counter hacker businesses that vigilante hackers for the lulz.

At 10/26/09 06:15 PM, ub3rtuba wrote: christ, I've been active in the forums for 1 day and I've found 2 ridiculously offensive threads... I thought this site was about making art and awesome-o stuff, not bitching about people who are taller, or homeless-er... homelesser?

Nope, this is newgrounds for you, I suggest you leave before it's too late.

I thought she had slept in a room with over 900 men and lived to tell the tail, but this works too.

Djarum Blacks; A beautiful clove cigarette, and the smell of them is just delicious, I don't smoke, but if I get the odd craving, these are it.

And they make amazing tip on a bowl of your favorite herb.

At 10/24/09 03:32 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote: I mean, things just don't appear randomly, so there's something to ponder about.

You mean like your god?

At 10/24/09 09:56 PM, Mostasteless wrote: i'd rather make my dick tingle by beating it.

Win. Pure win.

He's playing your game system? Tell him to get the fuck off your game system or threaten to strangle him with the nearest cord/rope.

Maybe it's because you're off your drugs, getting bitched at while baked is pretty amazing.

At 10/24/09 12:42 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You can't confine an epic book in one lame sentence like that. It's not allowed. That'd be like compressing The Very Hungry Caterpillar or Goodnight Moon in a sentence. Fuck you. I hope to see this movie soon, I am dying to watch it.

You realize you just resurrected the very hungry caterpillar thread...

Warning, pillow may be flammable!