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At 4/16/07 01:08 PM, AnalSex wrote:

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What the fuck is wrong with me?

Something must be, with a username like AnalSex.

This is what'll happen, but with a few details. They won't be Martians, and no one will be gay when we meet aliens.

At 4/13/07 08:24 PM, T-N-T wrote: Alot of strange things happen in our schools, fighting, teachers who are stupid, and hell, getting them mad. But there is always moments when we can't just forget about.

I have two moments. One was when this kid tripped in the cafeteria and dumped his frech fries on my head. I ate some of them. Lucky me.

The second was when this kid was P.O.ed at his teacher and threw a desk at him. No, seriously. He got suspended for two weeks.

Oh.

Gimme a couple hours, I'll get something. I am the Burn-Master.

No seriously, I am the Burn-Master.

You think about what you would do if you were a girl?

At 4/15/07 06:56 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote: What's a good come-back to this?

"Haha, its a mystery...

Anywho, if you really arent that faggot darius, Welcome!

Feel free to contact me if you have any questions!"

"Here's a question: Who the f*** is Darius?"

Weird Al Yankovic. Every song.

They might not cancel it. They might just not have any more new episodes. Like they did with Friends.

Geez, man. If you don't like it, sign off. If you didn't figure that out on your own, then YOUR'E an idiot.

I don't know about my tombstone, but I would like to come back as a tiger and devour anyone who pisses on my grave. Really.

Wait, my tombstone would say, "All the hot chicks go to Hell."

"Like a Surgeon", "The Beer Song", "I Think I'm a Clone Now", "Fat", "White and Nerdy" (my theme song) and "Another One Rides the Bus." The six best Weird Al songs ever.

Those little kids in movies that won't shut up.

I went to see hat movie with the penguins, Happy Feet, and this little kid kept going, "MOMMY, watar the pengins doing!?" And she didn't even try to make him shut up! Really, that should be banned!

Hey, you know what? EVERYTHING on TV apparently sucks in one way or another, from your description. Actually, from your descritpon, EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD sucks. So live with it!

What's wrong with Naruto?

You crapheads who hate Pokemon are all just a bunch of moronic 16-year-olds who turned emo because your 12th girlfriend just dumped you.

This is so stupid. No one wears socks with sandals anyway.

Hear this one.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office. He's completely naked, except he's wrapped in Saran Wrap. He says, "Doctor, doctor, what's wrong with me?!" And the doctor says, "Well, for one thing, I can clearly see you're nuts!"

Get it?

OK, never mind number 1 in my last post. It was a freaking fake! Crap!

But really, what was with the homosexual dinosaurs comment?

I have two things to say aboout this.

One: It isn't even freaking evolution! It's transforming that's called "evolution" to make it sound cooler. Pokemon is a freaking work of fiction, and people should understand that.

Two: I read the whole article in the link. What the crap; "rampant homosexuality amongst dinosaurs?!" That sounds like something my friend's sister would say while on crack! I mean, come on!

The meaning of life is to live it the fullest. Watch good TV, play lots of video games, and engage in pointless debates on the Newgrounds forums, before you become an old geezer who can't appreciate anything except how life supposedly sucks. Which it doesn't.

Unless you don't find the meaning of life.

Whihc is right here.

So appreciate stuff.

Oh, wait, crap, I was on the wrong page. Smite me.

Anyway, gay people in kid's cartoons will never hapen.

The reason is one word: Christians.

I really hope that Sigma-Lamda is being sarcastic here.

What I find really weird is that any of you care. This guy stole money to buy porno. Big flipping deal.

The Kadabra picture looks like it's flipping you off.

On 4/8/07, at 6:59 PM, Drakim wrote:

But anyway, you can't just look at the number of complaints and make a judgement of that. You have to take the number of stupid complaints.

YES! EXACTLY! Stupid complaints! Fantasy junk is not demonic! Putting cavemen in a cartoon or ad is not falsifying creationism! Holy crud, what is wrong with those people!?

You know why there isn't a White History Month? Every month seems to be White History Month. You know why we don't have White Entertainment Television? Because every channel is WET. (Well, not wet like wet, wet, but I don't feel like typing out White Entertainment Television multiple times.) White people have so much power that we don't need "white" this, and "white" that, or "white" whatever. Others have less power,and supposedly need their own history months and what-the-crap-ever.

I would like one of those rocks, to beat myself over the head with until I know what the frick you're talking about.

I really just noticed this now, and I want to ask you people, without attempting to bring anyone offense: Why do Christians seem to complain about everything?

Seriously, there are the people who think Pokemon is demonic for a crapload of reasons that you can find on Wikipedia. There are people who whine about cavemen being in cartoons to promote evolution and therefore falsify creationism. And I'm sure there are a crapload of other things that Christians whine about.

Why do non-Christians never seem to get mad at people for their ideas?

Wait, that was an April Fool's joke? I thought you really made a 2.0! I just went on the site at, like, 7:00 at night! I thought it was real! Derr!