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At 5/20/07 06:34 PM, EnterDeath wrote: She writes fanfiction, It's too late for her.

And what is wrong with fan fiction?! I write fan-fiction, and I don't wear cat-ears and use Japanese in casual sentences!! But then, I'm a guy...

First off, half the people who hate Naruto have never actually seen the show. The Naruto anime is awesome. It is totally kawai. (I actually have NO clu what that means. I just said it to piss you all off.) On a (slightly) more serious note, no girl in their right mind, anime or not, should bang Gaara. He is an evil freaking demon possessed emo who would kill you as soon as look at you.But everyone loves him anyway. Go figure.

Gotta love the Nintendo. Or, as they say in Animal Crossing, Nin-Ten-Doe.

At 5/19/07 11:03 AM, CartoonDiablo wrote: And if you still are a naked brother's band fan.

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What the HELL was that all about!?

Movie quote: "Alex, we don't like girls." "I do. I wanna kiss girls."

I just... that... I... WHAT?!?!?

This sounds like me up until the fourth grade. Then I plunged into another abyss.

The hovership vehicle levels in Ratchet and Clank 3. Hop in the hovership, man the missiles and blow those bitches to HELL.

Don't buy it, even if it does come out. Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters has about ten levels in it, the fewest of any Ratchet and Clank game. Despite this, it's probably also the most frickingest hardest of them all.

DON"T BUY IT!

At 5/19/07 07:57 AM, Lord-Sonx wrote: just becuase it never gives you wings >:(

No, it does not. One day I drank Red Bull until I near-exploded, and it never gave me wiiings. Jerky Red Bull false-advertisers...

At 5/16/07 07:36 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: "We do not need 90,000-pound unguided missiles on our highways," said Rep. Robin Hayes, R-North Carolina.

UNGUIDED missiles? You think that they would be more concerned about guided ones!

Bite me.

Don't laugh before you read this, please.
I am now an activist for chicken's rights. I read on some website I forget (and therefore have no link to; sorry) that it's illegal to treat dogs, cats, cows and pigs the way thousands, if not millions, of chickens are treated each day under the law. (Under the law? Is that right?) Read this, and tell me what you think...
Once hatched from their eggs, chickens should be allowed to frolic on open fields and eat tasty insects, maybe some corn or seeds. But no. After hatching, chickens are crammed in the hundreds in boxes built maybe for 50 and driven off to a slaughterhouse. There, they are fed on pellets and crap filled with drugs and growth hormone that will give them so much meat they can barely stand up. The chickns will then have their throats slitted, feathers plucked, other "parts" removed, and be pre-cooked for the restaurant they will be sent to-usually while still conscious! Some chickens, however, will be spared this fate, and be forced to lay eggs to grow into more meat until their hopefully quick deaths.
Now that you know this, you might wish to help for chicken's rights. I'm not with, like, PETA or anything, but after knowing this, you might want to become a vegetarian, like I have. If not, that's fine. But the next time you eat those chicken nuggets at McDonald's, think about where they came from first.

I'm going to ignore cma454's incredibly uneducated comment, and give you all something to think about. Waht will we eat if we all start to totally agree with PETA? Animals are alive, can't eat them. So are plants. Heck, everything edible on the planet is alive in some way. Wouldn't it be "cruel" to eat them?

At 5/13/07 05:22 PM, Myke3D wrote: I just got a message from m-bot saying a review that I didn't write for a game I haven't played (divine intervention part 1) has been deleted.

Someone probably hacked the system, logged in as you and reviewed this game. That's why they have those things in your account screens that say, "If you aren't dodo_man_1, or whoever, log out."

A centipede the size of a fucking anoconda climbed out of my shower drain.

While I was taking a shower.

I was so freaked out, I sliced my heel on the corner of the shower dorr getting out. Then I screamed so loud the neighbors came over.

What's wrong with Elmo being voiced by a black guy? Seriously.

Freaking racists...

They're pretty good. Their best songs are "Istanbul", "Dr. Worm", and "Experimental Film".

"Useless Kick?"

My power is "Useless Kick!?"

MY NAME IS "THE INCREDIBLE HAMMER MAN," AND MY POWER IS "USELESS KICK?!?!?!?!?"

Man... That sucks.

I am...

THE INCREDIBLE HAMMER MAN!!! *themesong plays* I shall save the day, with truth, justice... and hammers!

At 5/3/07 03:18 PM, Twone wrote:

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SA2 was the last decent Sonic game I played, Sonic Heroes made me physically ill.

Sonic Heroes was the first Sonic game I ever played, and the only thing good about it was the graphics! They ALL suck, even the old ones because they have the same gameplay, basically. Crappy gameplay.

I'm GONNA, in a few flippin' days when I buy the full thing! God... get off my back!

OK, SheezyArt hates me now, too. So I have to put this here. None of my retarded drawings will ever have to be seen by StoneColdSoul again.

At 4/29/07 09:14 AM, McJesus wrote: Post a 'preview', and link to the full-size pic all in one post.

Yeah. I'm getting a SheezyArt (better than DeviantArt!) and I'll post it there in a week or so.

At 4/28/07 06:24 PM, StoneColdSoul wrote: its not good so don't submit the rest

I'm just posting the rest so StoneColdSoul gets pissed.

Only n00bs make fun of n00bs.

Hey, lay off. The one kid just has had, like, NO exposure to any media, and doesn't know all these dirty terms. And the other kid is probably just gullible. Be freakin' nice.

I wanted to submit this picture, but it ended up too big, like "over the size limit," or something. So I cropped it into ten parts. Here's one, you can see the rest if you think it's good.

Naruto Uzumaki! The nest Hokage!

BELIEVE IT!!

You think that's good? Check this out.

Oh. My. GOD! Those freaking ads for HeadOn!

See if you believe this or not.

Was that not the stupidest thing you have ever seen!?

I'm not the drinking age, so I don't care!

Meesa no get why yoosa do this!

No, seriously. You are all retarded!!!! Except the sex offender. I don't want him to sex offend me.