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If you entered this thread because you read the title and want to unleash a rapid-fire barrage of insults, then leave now. I don't want to deal with you, just those that respect my opinion, whether they agree with it or not.

Now, on to my point. Why do gun stores sell semiautomatic weaponry without having to fill out some kind of form or going through a screening process or something? If you're a deer hunter, or a duck hunter, or any kind of hunter, you don't need semiautomatic fire to kill one deer. If you collect guns, you should be willing to fill out a form of some kind to get a gun you probably won't use. The fact that there is no control on these guns in most places leads to things like... oh, I don't know, the V-Tech rampage?

Don't you think?

When I was like 10 years old, it was Clockwerk from the Sly Cooper games. Wikipedia describes him as "a large Russian-Byelorussian-Serbian owl who has replaced his body parts with robotic ones."

That used to be the scariest thing in gaming for me. Then I played Half-Life.

At 6/9/07 07:47 PM, wadethejuggalo wrote: pokemon is retarded

Then why are you posting in a Pokemon thread if Pokemon is retarded? Get the hell out.

And by the way, Magmar ownzors your asszors.

Yeah, well I got the best one yet! It's purple!

SupaTuna, it was not an ad. I just wanted a Wii, so I went to the store and asked for one. And why would there be a Circuit City ad that said, "We have 12 Wiis! Hurry up before they're all gone!" No one would know how many Wiis they would have had except them, and since they had them in stock, they should have let me buy one.

And other guy, I am not so much of a nerd that I would camp in front of Circuit City just to get a Wii.

When you win a battle with Peach on Super Smash Bros. Melee, she just randomly blurts out, "This is fun!" I cracked up over that one seriously.

My friend's little brother searched all types of porn on my friend's laptop. (Or so he says...)

At 6/10/07 11:36 AM, Agrafall wrote: You couldn't find a Wii anywhere? I got mine at FYE. Try there next time you need electronics.

No more need. Thank you, lowestdeal.com!

(This is not an ad.)

I was attempting to get a Wii somewhere (the newest Nintendo game system, if you live under a rock), and after not finding one at Wal-Mart, EB or even Best Buy, I decided to check Circuit City.
So I went into Circuit City and asked the guy there if they had any Wiis in stock. He said, "I don't know, I'll have to go check."
I waited a bit, and here he comes, back again, with the most retarded answer I've ever heard! Here's what he said...
"We have some Wiis in stock, but they're in the back and we aren't allowed to start selling them until tomorrow."
Basically what he said was, "We have some Wiis, but we refuse to sell you one, just to piss you off."
(The guys at EB and Best Buy basically said, "We have no Wiis right now." And that was fine. But the Wal-Mart guy said something like, "I'm too clueless to work any place else, so I'm here.")
Have you people ever been to a store that thoroughly sucked to the degree of this Circuit City?

At 6/10/07 10:41 AM, DewclawedstormV1 wrote: Great then everyone can make fun of them for choosing a stupid name, and all the kids will have fun of him for havign a stupid name. What a great result that is.

Hey, Pico is an awesome name! I might name my kid Pico. That or Soren. I can't decide which.

ZombieSlayer54? Yeah, this sounds awesome and all, but how did you get to level 8 and only have 2 forum posts? It seems imposible.

Can someone tell me what the hell you all are talking about?

O_O...

Boner ahoy!

My story is probably the weirdest, most random one that you will ever hear.

I was at the city park playing my Nintendo DS when this kid comes up to me. It was either a girl or a really, really gay-looking boy, like 4 years old, and she (I'm assuming) randomly shouted, "I love you!" And I don't even look up, and I say "No, you don't." Then she screams, "I hate you!" Then (this was my mistake) I stand up, and trying to be polite about the whole thing, say "Look, I-" and that was as far as I got before she punched me in the crotch.

That was one strong 4-year-old, because that hurt! I fell over on the ground, and before I could do anything the little sh*t runs away and steals my DS stylus.

Yeah. Whatever.

At 6/6/07 05:05 PM, Spikrodd wrote: i got this fat kid that is like a 7-year old. he's 5' 2" and weighs 250 lbs.

:He likes to intimidate everyone in school by glaring at them, shouting obscure, non-sequitur insults.
:Now not only do i hate him, i now assume he's gay (not like we thought he wasn't previously).
:Tomorrow im gonna throw his head into a glass window.

Sounds like this kid at my school. He is composed near-entirely of blubber. He talks like a total retard, and most recently has tried to be cool by swearing, and has miserably failed. He walked up to me randomly and said "Hey-yo, dumus!" (That's apparently his attempt on "dumbass.")

Look, nearly all you people are wrong! Unless these kids made the character in the movie look like their real-life teacher, I see no harm in this! This was obviously in fun, and the kids should not get expelled or anything, in my opinion.

Which is right.

At 6/3/07 10:52 AM, D2Kvirus wrote: Hey, if Hannibal used elephants, why not use other endangered species? Prepare to unleash the tiger phalanx!

All but one of Hannibal's elephant's died, O Smart One.

Can I put my team, or will the subject just be changed again? Aw, screw it, I'll put it up anyway. Keep in mind that this is for Diamond, it's the only Pokemon I'm at the Elite Four with yet.

Empoleon - Level 60
Torterra - Level 60
Infernape - Level 60
Honchkrow - Level 55
Spiritomb - Level 55
Dialga - Level 55

Can someone please tell me this? I have no clue what Shoop Da Woop is.

Eeeeeeew.

That.. this.. I.. WHAT!?

OK, OK, I'm good. I can contribute my opinions now.
If she opened her mouth, this would have been molestation.

In Japan! IN JAPAN! Exactly! The Japanese are different from us... they like different things... like electric rabbits!

OK, so I should add to my point-the Japanese can KEEP Pokemon. But it could be UPDATED for the gamers in the US! Or wherever. Anyway, gamers today really don't like cutesy crap monsters like Pikachu and whatnot. So all I'm saying is, it could just be updated.

Maybe I came on a bit strong about it...

At 5/30/07 07:50 PM, Zeld wrote: ...

:even so, what would it do for our millitary?

Oh yeah! Riding T-Rexes with battle armor and some freaking bazookas into Iraq! Just eat everybody there! Gotta LOVE that plan!

Thanks to a few (OK, many) agreed opinions with videogamer0810, I have figured out why Pokemon is hated by most.
The game's premise is good, but the delivery... oh, how can I say this nicely... SUCKED. In Pokemon, you play as a gay little kid (boy or girl, like it matters) who can't fight their own fights, so they need electric rats to do it for them. You could just take this storyline and make it appeal to the present American audience of gamers. I know few 13- to 25-year-olds who would buy a game that consists mainly of brutalizing hyperactive little beasts into doing all their dirty work (in multiple ways).
You could take Pokemon's storyline (or a version of it) and repackage it for today's youth, who would like it much more than Pokemon. (I'm actually attempting to plan one out now, called Monster Hunter .)
Give me your opinions on the matter.

They are both equally good in their own way. Combine Fianl Fantasy with Pokemon, and it would be the most pwnage thing ever.

Did I just say "Pwnage?"

I am a nerd, and I am proud of it!

Read this, this is my opinion.

It is healthy to be a fanboy... to a certain extent. This kid is past that extent.

Because people are total culturally-intolerant racists who deny the fact that any country besides theirs can do anything better than them... like make cartoons.

At 5/20/07 04:57 PM, waterman7373 wrote: We will get

LAID.

I'm with ya brother! Ale and whores for everyone!

At 5/20/07 04:10 PM, toastygoblin wrote: Im a Barbie girl by Aqua. ;)

Hey, "Barbie Girl" is freakin' AWESOME! Do not knock Aqua. Just because that is the only song by them that anyone knows, and it is widely believed to suck...

OK, you know what, screw it.