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At 6/15/07 09:23 PM, JakeHero wrote: I like sweatshops that hire children workers. It benefits them in many ways, plus all of us consumers here.

Um... no.

If the Church of England is Christian (and it probably is), that explains everything.

At 6/16/07 09:54 AM, ismellarat wrote: Its funny how there are tissues up in the corner.

what a sad little boy.

The kid has the sheets and the tissues because he's too emo for a real girlfriend. Enough said.

Bring in cane toads to eat them.

At 6/16/07 02:26 AM, SHlT wrote: ...
So im asking you newgrounds, the wisest group of people on the internet, is it worth it and how hard is it to break the addiction?

ARE YOU STUPID?!?!? No, don't use heroin, you moron! It's a freaking mind-altering drug! And the addiction barely CAN be broken! Don't do it, man!

"So... who's next?"

It probably won't go anywhere.

Cool. The highest level I'd ever seen until now as 18... and 30, but that really doesn't count.

At 6/16/07 10:16 AM, AlexMoosh wrote:

At 6/16/07 10:08 AM, dodo-man-1 wrote:

Here's an idea. Talk to her. Don't puss out, be a man

PREPARE TO BE SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES!

I tried. Sort of. It's a long story.

Don't worry, I figured it out. I'll get bitten by a radioactive spider. The media dictates that she has to like me then.

...Even more sarcasm.

At 11/7/05 01:42 AM, xcloviac wrote: Life is like a box of chocolates 'cause few are really tasty while the rest taste like shit.
Can I have my money back now?

Life is like abox of chocolates... if you have one big enough, people will try to steal it.

My own original quote.

At 6/16/07 10:12 AM, DarkSamurai-Oblivion wrote:

At 6/16/07 10:08 AM, dodo-man-1 wrote:

........ I know what she will say

Grow Some Balls Asswipe

Oh, yeah. Funny.

...Sarcasm.

And all the penguins will die!

(There needs to be a Sad FAIC.)

Once I felll asleep in my bed and woke up on my couch. I must have sleepwalked there. That's the weirdest thing I've ever done while asleep.

OK, I had a thread of this, but I think it got deleted, 'cause this is here. Anyway, I need some advice. I like this girl, but I'm scared to talk to her. What do I do? (Any people who respond with "Grow some balls" should shut the hell up.)

The ones where I have sex with my sort-of-girlfriend.

Your computer turned gay.

At 6/16/07 09:28 AM, wegra2007 wrote: Have you ever heard of that stupid show. It's about some stupid Car who goes into the big town and stop bad guys and stuff like that.

Sounds good to me.

At 6/16/07 02:01 AM, Scrogginaut wrote: I think I came across the worlds question asked the most.

Are you a homosexual if you can suck your own dick?

Well are you?

Only if you do it regularly.

That TV show sucks duck eggs.

At 6/16/07 09:18 AM, Jedicommander wrote: can i eat it

Dude... that ain't right...

Yes. Daggerfall was based on Europe. I'll find someone who cares.

(No one cares.)

Pokemon is still good, so shut up. Everyone who hates Pokemon has never played it.

Hitmonchan, jerk.

Hey everyone! Crying is a natural thing! You are not an emo for crying in times of mental/physical pain. If you cry for no good reason, then you become an emo.

At 6/12/07 11:52 AM, iateamexican wrote: No, im sure nobody would.
Also, call her over to you, then let her have a your computer but say that Myspace has been moved, and that the new site is called "lemon party.com", and tell her to google it.
Go on, i dare you.

I'm too scared to google this. Is it porn?

People should just not be allowed to drive.

(sarcasm)

At 6/12/07 11:42 AM, SyntheticTacos wrote: Uh, they DO have to do background checks. And they didn't GIVE him the guns, he did have to pay for them after all.

That's not what I meant and you know it.

I can afford to admit that I was misinformed. But some of my opinions on this still stand.

Dis man ownzors your asszors!

OK, um, yeah. In Virginia, where that V-Tech guy bought his guns, they don't have a form to fill out. Or any process at all. That kid just waltzed into some gun store, asked for some semiautomatics, and they gave them to him. And I'm not saying that the guns are the total problem. They should put you through a process that says, "Oh, sorry, you're mentally ill, we can't let you buy this gun."

Yeah, I used the bloody search bar, and nothing like this came up. So shut up.

What the HELL is goin' on here!?

Don't eat the chickens, and don't eat the lobsters, but everything else is fine with me.