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Response to: Glabal warming. Posted June 22nd, 2007 in Politics

Hey smart ones! Nobody "Supports" global warming! You suck at life! Or, better said by the Copied, Pasted and MS-Painted pic made by Dark-Samurai-Oblivion...

Glabal warming.

Response to: Girl's Feet Cut Off On Six Flags Posted June 22nd, 2007 in Politics

At 6/22/07 05:02 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote:
At 6/22/07 04:58 PM, TheBasics wrote:
I jist go for the water parks the gift shops with novelties and watching babes in bikinis at the water park.

Tru dat, brutha.
(I take a solemn vow to never say that again.)
Anyway, this sounds like a one time thing, or a once-in-a-million thing, like that one person interviewed said. I really don't care.

Response to: ill tell you who took those lunches Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

This is spam, isn't it? You make no sense. You're stupid. This is stupid! Bologna!

Response to: Why do girls smell so nice? Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

Hey, guess what? This is true, and so is this...

Why do girls smell so nice?

Response to: Stupid Bigfoot... Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

At 6/22/07 02:38 PM, jackmorrison wrote:
At 6/22/07 02:33 PM, dodo-man-1 wrote: You're a myth
Do you realize what you just wrote?

OK, screw that. But his penis is still a myth!

Response to: Stupid Bigfoot... Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

At 6/22/07 02:30 PM, jackmorrison wrote: Myth.

You're a myth, asswipe! Why would these six, seven people all lie about some retarded monster that tried to eat them? What is the point?

Response to: Yoshi Is The Coolest Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

Marth from Fire Emblem.

Response to: Video Games - A Disease? Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

Also...

Video Games - A Disease?

Response to: Video Games - A Disease? Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

Hey! Game-haters!

Video Games - A Disease?

Response to: Smiles are rare here at NG. Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

At 6/22/07 11:14 AM, Abyssus wrote: The only people that smile are new or queer.
According to my data of course.

Then you data sucks! Just because you're a stereotypical emo who refuses to smile, doesn't mean anyone who does is gay.

See, look, I'm smiling right now. And I'm sure that the Red Power Ranger is smiling under his mask as he says...

Smiles are rare here at NG.

Stupid Bigfoot... Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

Stupid Yeti...
Stupid Loch Ness Monster...
You're all stealing the thunder of El Petizo!

For those too lazy to click the link, El Petizo is a legendary shadow creature that attacks people travelling alone at night in Argentina, South America. It cannot be hurt by knives or bullets, but it will not attack people in groups at night, or anyone in the daytime.

What do you think?

Response to: See the lochness monster does exist Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

At 6/22/07 12:32 PM, carpetking2 wrote: its a prehistoric type of fish! i know it! that or its some sort of mutant eel.

It's a Plesiosaurus!

Also, it is real, so many people who most likely don't know one another, like random anonymous tourists, have seen it.

Response to: Super Mario Bros- The Movie Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

That Mario movie looked pretty cool... but it had little if anything to do with Mario.

Response to: Death Penalty Posted June 22nd, 2007 in Politics

If someone is a murderer, they should be put in prison for life. If they break out, somehow, and kill someone else... THEN kill them.

Response to: If you hate America, get out. Posted June 22nd, 2007 in Politics

Don't wanna be an American idiot!
Don't want a nation under the new media!
Can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mindf*** America!

Response to: What is your job? Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

At 6/21/07 11:39 PM, galatea1 wrote: I was an RDA; now I'm a stay at home mom.

God... we have a 36-year-old woman on Newgrounds. The world is ending. (No offense.)

Response to: Just keep thinking. Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

Teh whutz?

Response to: Killing Parents? Posted June 22nd, 2007 in Politics

You all turned me depressed.

Response to: brought back to life Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

Hmmm. tough decision.

A vulture, I think. Then I could eat anything!

Response to: Most ignorant site ever? Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY DO SOME IDIOTS HAVE TO STICK THEIR PENORZ IN EVERYONE'S BUSINESS?!?!?

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Response to: Need Advice? I'm a Zebra! Posted June 21st, 2007 in General

SCREW YOU ALL!

What is with the parody threads? That original one (you must know what I'm talking about, "Zippy") helped me and other Newgrounds users. So take your stripes and SHUT UP.

Response to: most hated anime phrase Posted June 21st, 2007 in General

"I will prove that I am the better duelist!"

...After my 20-minute speech.

I used to love that show. Now I utterly despise it.

Response to: If you were a superhero... Posted June 21st, 2007 in General

Doctor Knox's Invulnerability-Penetration Shampoo! The only shampoo that cleans, conditions, and gets down in your steel-hard, invincible hair.

Response to: my best answer to bad questions Posted June 21st, 2007 in General

How many of you should get banned and/or deleted?

Answer: all of you.

my best answer to bad questions

Response to: Need Advice? Rant Posted June 21st, 2007 in General

I have no idea what you are talking about. Be more clear, buttwipe.

Response to: If you died... Posted June 21st, 2007 in General

At 6/21/07 10:52 PM, HailFire wrote: An alternate dimension in which Newgrounds is a physical realm.

OK, wait, no, my BODY will be adopted by Salad Fingers, and my spirit will go there.

Response to: If you died... Posted June 21st, 2007 in General

I will become a half a corpse and be adopted by Salad Fingers.

*cough*Salad Fingers 7*cough*

Response to: New Sonic game announced! Posted June 21st, 2007 in General

At 6/21/07 01:26 PM, eric570 wrote: Sonic,Poke'mon,Yugioh,and naruto need to fuc* off and die for God sake!

OK, Sonic and Yugioh can go crawl under a rock someplace and die for all I care, but Naruto and Pokemon are freakin' gods among TV. Some people like them, and some dislike them, but neither one is going to end anytime soon.

Response to: Final Potter book jacket unveiled Posted June 21st, 2007 in General

At 3/28/07 12:34 PM, Lost wrote: What a Jew, all he cares about is protecting his Jew gold from Voldemort.

Freakig Nazi.

Response to: everyone on NG is horny!!! Posted June 21st, 2007 in General

I am horny because I constantly think about girls. Well, one in particular... I'm sure you've heard this before.