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All of South Park sucks, except for Cartman singing "Come Sail Away."

I would, but they're a bit hard to ignore.

Go check on him, stupid!

I hate threads that are just blatant buttholes saying that they hate people they've probably never actually met one of (aka emos). Emos really DO have problems sometimes, and shouldn't be made fun of. If they do or don't, they don't appreciate being insulted.

Or more specifically, I am annoyed at the SRPHF. You may know them; you may be a member of them. They are the Society of Religious People who Hate Fun.

You may have heard of them; the religious people who think that Pokemon and Dungeons and Dragons are evil because they aren't stated to be created by God.

The people who keep their kids inside on Halloween and celebrate Christoween or Jesusoween or whatever.

The people who attempted to ban Harry Potter because it features wizards, and as we all know, if he's this popular and not Christian, he must be Satanic.

So tell me - are all Christians members of the Society of Religious People who Hate Fun, or have I only met ones that are?

At 6/30/07 12:17 PM, Sawke wrote:

for the love of god do not take this seriously. I'm just pointing out the ridiculous expectations set on woman. I also feel that men are pressured by society be something that's unachievable so i'm not only saying that women have problems,men have just as many.

Did anyone besides me read this? Before I read this part I was like, "Creepy..." then I read it and my mental health is fine again.

At 6/29/07 10:06 PM, Nopidam wrote: ...no 15 year old beleives that you can throw up your heart and that 16 billion people die a day from throwing up their hearts.

You can't?

<sarcasm>

Get rid of this thread and join me on my ever-growing conquest!

(My soon-to-be-ever-growing conquest!)

At 6/29/07 10:44 PM, Oxymaniac wrote: Tom and Wade are invincible. They cannot be taken over.

Oh, yeah, right. Tom and Wade are like level 9 and 13, respectively? If some higher level users join us, we could crush them.

I'm starting my own thread of this now, because shadofknight wants this one deleted.

At 6/29/07 10:10 PM, rebellyus wrote: You can call me crazy, or say I’m a complete idiot but native women are my preferred choice in women.

Native to what?

At 6/29/07 09:23 PM, shadofknight wrote: dodo-man, you are the exact kind of person that we need. you single-handedly almost took down anentire thread. you, my friend, would be a very powerful ally

I didn't kill it, but I did get a mod to imprisoned it.

Wait a second... "Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free?" What is that supposed to mean?! And that guy was talking about "booty" while standing behind a girl that was like 11 or 12! That show should be canceled!

I'm gonna be king of the pirates!

Favorite hero: Iron Man.

Favorite antihero: Deadpool.

Favorite villian: Sauron.

Is that the Halo thing? One of many?

At 6/29/07 09:47 PM, Murch wrote: Why were you so offended when he said you were a bookworm? I'd revel in it. Hell, i tell people i'm a nerd, it's nothing to be ashamed of, just means i'm part of the smart people. Don't be ashamed that you're a good reader. :D

Preach on, brutha!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: delete threads like this. They're just spawning pits of unreasonable hate. Take your fascist views elsewhere, like eBaumsworld. He deserves the spam.

At 6/7/07 12:28 AM, Transkar wrote: Because emo's are attention whores who post bulletins on myspace about how they hate their life. That shit drives me crazy.

Well, some of them DO hate their lives! They have psychological problems that shouldn't be dealt with by insulting them! Don't read their stupid bulletins, then, my good sir! Thank you!

Holiday in my pants!

Kill everyone except me, J-Mez, and maybe SevenSeize (because he could've banned me and didn't).

I hate Robot Chicken. No one cares about it.

At 6/29/07 06:39 PM, J-Mez wrote: I WILL THROW RADISHES AT YOU!!!

Calm down, J-Mez, just calm down and we'll go singing Ghostmas carols in January.

At 6/29/07 08:56 PM, J-Mez wrote: I'm emo and I don't cut myself, not all emos do,ass-monkeys.

Hey! It's my job to say that!

At 6/29/07 08:39 PM, loperz619 wrote: this is a long one

Here lies Loperz619
"Checking Emails and kicking n00bs
in the hereafter"

buried with his hundred girlfrends

and like a jillion dollars

(please dont dig up the grave)

Hey, wait, you sort-of-stole that from Homestar Runner!

Seriously, Pom Pom, this thread is now about Homestar Runner.

Here lies me.
I was awesome while I lasted.

At 6/29/07 06:21 AM, Drakim wrote:

At 6/29/07 06:11 AM, MonkeyV wrote:

You do know, that, uhm, United States isn't exactly the best example when it comes to complaring the age of governments versus other things? The United States is quite a new goverment in perspective to Europa's countries.

Um... Europa is a moon of Jupiter. I didn't know that there was a sentient race on Europa that was older than the US. That's pretty freaking awesome.

What did I do?

My friend showed it to me. Then, I, with no account, tried to write a review, and it did not let me. Pissed, I created an account immediately. And it isn't a hellhole. That's eBaums.

Hey, real naked mole rats are cute too. As long as they're female :)

At 6/29/07 08:12 AM, SHlT wrote: So i started fucking her and then she had a penis and 1 Tit and 3 nipples and she woke up now im grounded. :(

Why are you people never serious about these things?!