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At 7/2/07 04:00 AM, Number-One-Assassin wrote: What if games became illegal?

That will never happen. All the people who think video games are addicting (besides World of Warcraft; those game disks must be laced with heroin or something) are members of the Society of Religious People who Hate Fun. Ignore them.

At 7/2/07 09:59 AM, Portal-Hurl wrote: Thin Gay Nazis! I see them everywhere! Is it a new fad or something? At the mall. At school. On your streets!

Did I miss something, or are you on drugs?

Ummm... why do you think about this?

(The answer is yes.)

The intro to Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles.

At 7/1/07 06:59 PM, Twistedsanta wrote: If he does, he will probably have more plastic surgery to cover all of the flaws from the previous surgeries he had. The most plastic rock star out there.

Michael Jackson is whiter and more plastic than an Apple computer.

My opinion is that collabs have no point to them whatsoever, that "Jerk it Out" is one of the few good non-Green Day songs, and that PS3s are way too expensive to actually exist.

There. These are my opinions. What are yours?

At 7/1/07 06:49 PM, 5hawnee wrote: If you make a clone of yourself and then have sex with it, would that make you gay, or would it just be masturbation???

I know one of those girls in the pics on "Emos R Cool!" in your sig. ;|

Also, it would be gay.

At 7/1/07 04:53 PM, KemCab wrote: juts 4 dat im gona cum 2 ur hous n piss in ur milk hahaha

You see, this means "I'm going to come to your hose and pee in your milk."

I don't DRINK milk! I'm a freaking bird!

None? What the crap?! I would have expected at least 3!

"M gna cum 2 ur hows n axors ur kidzors LOLLOLLOLL"

This means "I'm goiing to come to your house and kill your children" in the U.S.'s apparently official language: Moron.

If someone on Newgrounds is speaking Moron and you cannoit understand them, come to this thread and all your questions will be answered.

At 7/1/07 03:45 PM, EmoNarc wrote:

At 7/1/07 10:36 AM, TurtleJuice wrote: Jesus christ , there aren't any aliens on this planet and there aren't aliens in Area 51 . Shut the hell up

I concur...

You guys = Morons
QED

The truth is out there, man! The truth is here!

Remember that guy who sued (or tried to sue) McDonald's because it made him fat?

At 7/1/07 04:08 PM, trojanhippie wrote: I don't understand gays. What guy doesn't want pussy?

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This is the kind of prejudice that should not be accepted in the BBS. (Yeah, 'cause I'm one to talk...) Gays are people too!

At 6/29/07 10:02 PM, SmilezRoyale wrote:

At 6/29/07 09:04 PM, dodo-man-1 wrote:

At 6/29/07 06:21 AM, Drakim wrote:

At 6/29/07 06:11 AM, MonkeyV wrote:

...a new goverment in perspective to Europa's countries.

Um... Europa is a moon of Jupiter.

Dude, he probably botched the e key and the A key.

i might also want to add that most european governments of today are [or were when founded] based on religous [christian] doctrines, so it is, if anything, the other way around; religon made government.

It's called sarcasm, man. Look it up. In fact,
don't. Here it is!

We are in serious moral trouble because every type of lifestyle is now regarded as legitimate," he said.

It seems like all Christians are just homophobes trying to cover it up because God says gay people aren't meant to be... If they weren't meant to be, why did he (supposedly) make them?

At 7/1/07 03:18 PM, inclusivedisjunction wrote: Pics or didn't happen.

This response is retarded. Even if you can't prove it, it's a good story. Wait, why would he have had a camera on hand?

Big Bird.

At 7/1/07 10:36 AM, TurtleJuice wrote: Jesus christ , there aren't any aliens on this planet and there aren't aliens in Area 51 . Shut the hell up

He's an alien! Take him down!

At 7/1/07 09:54 AM, K-RadPie wrote: There's already an official religion topic.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=64 1304

Screw official! The rebels come here and talk about retarded religious folks, my good sir.

I'm just going to say "Shut up and delete this thread," then go on my way...

The U.S. government is keeping aliens prisoners in Area 51, so they can experiment new medical procedures and performance-enchancing drugs on them! But fear not, alien brethren... dodo_man_1 is coming to save you from your government prison!

At 7/1/07 12:45 AM, Everlasting-Elements wrote: Also, Pokemon is bad. It teaches kids they can beat their pets and worship Satan because they fighting machines. The theme song, supposedly, when they do the 'Pokemon Rap' says 'I love Satan' backwards when they say 'Gotta Catch em all' coincidence, I think not. Damn Satan worshipers XD

It teaches the importance of friendships and teamwork! It does not teach you to "beat your pets!" Humans never beat the Pokemon, and when Pokemon beat on one another it is a friendly competition to determine which is stronger!

"...worship Satan because they fighting machines." I really don't know what this means.

It does not say "I love Satan" when played backwards! I says a bunch of meaningless gibberish, until certain people said it was "I love satan" as an excuse to hate it!

I got through this argument without using a religious slur! Yay me!

At 6/30/07 11:18 PM, LeetKid wrote:

At 6/30/07 11:14 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 6/30/07 11:11 PM, dodo-man-1 wrote: You do not get addicted to video games either.

You've never played Civilization III, I see.

You've never played World of Warcraft, I see.

Civilization and WoW suck.

At 7/1/07 06:06 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Oh and just for fun... why don't you post a picture of your visit in Italy?

Of course, if you ACTUALLY went there you'd have a picture or two... but that's probably too much for you to do...because well, you're lying piece of trash and this entire thread was an elaborate trolling scheme.

Geez... SOMEBODY has a severer problem with a little thing I like to call "Paranoia."

All American people are total idiots at heart. I was once visiting Italy (my family's homeland) and this jerk who must have been American went by us saying "Mama mia! I'm-a gonna get me a big-a plate of spaghetti-ah!"

Some dumbass stereotyping tourist. I bet the fool didn't even know how to spell "spaghetti."

I mean seriously, all these people are saying, this generation is the most unhealthy generation ever!"

Does this time-span of "Ever" include the time when people had the stinkin' black plague!? I mean, which is more unhealthy, Half-Life or no life? Halo or burning in heck? Dungeons and Dragons or... dungeons... and dragons?

You do not get addicted to video games either. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if Microsoft laced the controllers of XBox 360s with heroin, but I'm not believing it's there.

Guess who probably generates most of this stuff? The Society of Religious People Who Hate Fun. (I'm sure there are billions of other links to SRPHF sites, but who cares?)

Discuss?

At 6/30/07 10:53 PM, capitaI wrote: the upper class has us shackled.

we are being walked on. we're being used so that they may remain as man's "natural superiors", blah blah blah

So, where did you copy and paste this from?

At 6/30/07 10:19 PM, Billythesnipe wrote: well pokemon USED to be cool, but now it's just horrible...bad voice actors, it's just annoying, and it's so fricken repetitive.

so yeah it's evil

The show is evil. I can admit that. The games are actually pretty awesome.

At 6/30/07 08:07 PM, OrphanShadow wrote: It has come to my attention that there is, actually, a fox in my back garden.
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Now, as such, i am watching it from afar. but my question to NG is what is the logical course of action?

Leave it there, idiot. What's it gonna do? It won't eat your stupid flowers or anything. Unless you really want to eat it...

At 6/30/07 07:47 PM, JakeHero wrote: Atheists annoy me, but you don't see me making topics about how they menstrate about Nativity Scenes on private properties?

What idiot does that? I sure don't.