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Where is his pants line?!

Jogan, it's really a bit sad that you honestly don't seem to know how to spell Snorlax when it's you favorite Pokemon. But whatever. You're in.

At 12/15/07 08:29 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: I need to know, how the fuck can I cheer myself up? Especially since I feel really alone and don't have nyone to talk to.

I'd go somewqhere else but here, because few people here really care.

At 12/14/07 08:48 PM, Toastman7007 wrote: I may be weird, but not crazy...

Also i wish that i could figure out how to print the screen (besides the button). just saw this thread above "Masterbation prevents acne"

Print Screen, MS Paint, right click, paste.

At 12/14/07 05:09 PM, sirtom93 wrote:

At 12/14/07 05:08 PM, Yamor wrote: I guess... if you can really call a cartoon hot.

errrm. Of course you can.

You can... but not this one.

At 12/13/07 12:17 PM, W-P-S wrote: dodo-man1 just hates me for absolutely no reason ):

God dammit, man, I don't hate you. You made a Mario Fucker. That's... that's something.

At 12/13/07 09:03 AM, Gromuluss wrote: post the description

Fine.
The Rakky'li are the sentient species native to the planet Aar'k, the second world orbiting Betelgeuse. Aar'k has been getting steadily hotter over the past billion years; most of the planet is desert, save for the polar rainforest regions.

1.) "Skull" tatooed on males at birth; the "eye socket" is an external eardrum. The actual eyes are the ten infrared spheres in a ring around the base of the neck.
2.) Contracting/expanding esophagial fangs grind up anything swallowed.
3.) Bonelike markings tatooed on warriors for each successful kill.
4.) Tail evolved from a prehensile tree-hanger in arboreal ancestor species into a long, stiff balancing organ in desert runner ancestors to a useless stump.
5.) Two hands, each with two fingers and two thumbs.
6.) Skin varies in color between black, grey, brown, tan and orange.
7.) Soles of the four feet covered in rough scales for traction.

Picture again.

Piano Man is okay, but other stuff... meh...

Alien warrior guy. It has a description, but you'd all complain if you had to read it.

At 12/12/07 07:21 PM, KittyKat87 wrote: Dude... honestly, this is Newgrounds. Don't show them pictures of creatures with genitals sticking out of their chests and expect them to not make penis jokes.

Everyone is too lazy to read the link and realize that they are not genitals, dammit!

(You're right, though...)

Can some mod delete this? I don't know why I thought any of you would take this seriously.

At 12/10/07 06:05 PM, compl33tbull wrote: someone make a pico poke fusion
and this thread must get more than 100!!!!!!!!!!!

Picomon! :)

Frickin' bump! AAAAARGH!

Pork, it's the meat of kings!
It's made from pig; try it with onion rings!
Pork sure goes with everything,
'Cause it's made from swine, that's why it sure tastes fine!

And to think I thought that anyone would take this seriously. I walk the road of shame.

Come on people! It's been like a friggin' hour...

One night, three geneticists were experimenting with insect DNA, hoping to find a medical use for it. One of the scientists tested his experiment, which should have made a human being stronger and faster, on himself. Instead, he became... well...

Another one in the meantime.

At 12/9/07 05:56 PM, Anim8or666 wrote: Meh. It's okay. At least you did it on paper, and not in MS Paint, which shows that you took the time and effort to scan it. The shading isn't that great, though. Some areas aren't shaded enough, while others are overdone. Try to establish a light source.

1.) I hate MS Paint, and 2.) I see what you mean.

Nemo-ramjet at DeviantArt is working on a large-scale project of alien creatures on a planet known as "Snaiad". It's a pretty gargantuan effort, and he needs some help with it. A bunch of people on DA (including myself) are making Snaiad animals for the project. And so, NGers, why don't you help out?

Draw a Snaiad animal to put up on your DA account (or, if you don't have one, I'll put it on mine) and send a link to it to nemo-ramjet.

Rules:
-Snaiad animals do NOT have giant penises on their chests. If you were a Snaiad animal, your motuh would be on your chest, and your reproductive organ would be in your mouth (but it would just look like a tongue). Basically, no dick jokes, in writing or art.
-If you have to do MS Paint, make it good, please. Otherwise, I don't care what you do.
-If you don't know what something in the link is, look through the comments (it might be there) or check here (but not everything's there).

Have fun with it.

At 12/9/07 03:14 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Not bad.

The cross hatching is incosnsitent though.
Honestly with pencil, the best shading is done with light scribbling going over itself to make darker values or stippling (tiny dots converging to make darker shades).

Thank you so much, Mr. Lizard! I can't do stippling, but the other thing I shall try.

At 12/9/07 01:22 PM, ngmastah wrote:

At 12/9/07 01:12 PM, dodo-man-1 wrote: Suck or no?

Eh, not bad the beak is way to flat...

I fixed that, at least.

At 12/9/07 02:35 PM, Joutei wrote: What's that tree doing up his arse?

Leg.

At 12/9/07 02:40 PM, Chicken-Nuggets wrote: w t f is that a chicken with dick coming out of his chest?
well nvm that, the shading looks good.

What it is, is it's a tribute-thing to this guy. Ask him.

And thank you.

At 12/9/07 01:36 PM, PrinceFlea wrote:

Hey I did'nt really meant it to offend you in anyway it was not even meant to be an insult.

It must be hard to convey sarcasm over the Internet.

At 12/9/07 01:30 PM, ngmastah wrote:

Stop getting angry at people when they dont like your art, your getting mad over nothing here.

Umm... I was being sarcastic. Everybody has their own opinions about... stuff. How 'bout you don't get mad over nothing, eh?

At 12/9/07 01:25 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: Hey I think you really have been improving over the through the whole year entirely man. You should really work on the shading but it's not entirely bad!

Wow, what a compliment. "It's not entirely bad!" But what the hell, right? It doesn't suck, that's all I ask for.

Baboons.

Suck or no?

He may not be a pedophile, but he is fat, and therefore a bad role model to kids (I wish I still had that link)

This is the second seal of the Apocalypse to crack in my lifetime. That can't be good. (The first was Sonic in Brawl.)