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Being gay - fine. Having a god damn rally-type protest-looking thing with big ole rainbow banners and signs with those triangle things on 'em - not fine.

When I first heard about Scientology, I was incredulous to how anyone might believe in it. In case you've been living under a rock for the past few years, here is the story of this "religion". Inside every human being living today is a "Body-Thetan", a ghost alien thing that is the cause of all negative emotions. These Thetans were put there by intergalactic overlord Xenu (who else, really?) for whatever reason. The Body-Thetans can only be stopped by the E-Meter and paying L. Ron Hubbard. Why would anyone switch from whatever they believed to this crap? Not like everything else isn't crap, but this is more direct crap. People join this thing every freakin' day! Why? I asked before I learned the truth.
I recently found out that Scientologists are untaxed.
Prasie Xenu or whatever! I shouted with just a hint of maniacal glee.
But then I realized, if L. Ron Hubbard can do it, why can't I? I should start my own tax-free money-making cult centered around ghost aliens! One that denotes Scientology as crap!
So I did. Contact me at dodoman1@live.com if you are interested in joining the Church of Antiscientology, and be one of the many to sacrifice Tom Cruise to the aliens!

There are three genders in the world: men, women and trees.

Did I do it right?

Joanna Dark from the Perfect Dark series.

Bow chicka wow wow...

At 2/14/08 09:27 PM, dodo-man-1 wrote: My current math teacher. The common opinion is that she's an 9/10.

And I never mentioned: her name is Mrs. Cummings. How ironic.

At 2/14/08 09:26 PM, zone12 wrote: no i dont wanna be like the rapeist

What in God's name does that mean?

another awkward moment
so i was doing my normal shit you know canaid-die-an like hockey.

And where does the hockey fit into this?!

So it was lunch and i had to get home. When i got to the dorm i saw my friend(more or less like opening a door really fast and geting tackled through it.)GUESS WHAT

My GF waz like fingering her self whel hold pictures of me it was like being stalked

More lies!
And I love how you have "I have a GF" in your sig. No one who really has a girlfriend feels the need to inform the entire world; they'll figure it out on their own. You're an insecure liar.

My current math teacher. The common opinion is that she's an 9/10.

After you said "By the way I'm 21", I stopped reading, because it sounds like a lie.

At one point, in a Pikmin 2 underground area, I killed a large creature that dropped a treasure. The treasure stuck into the ground for about half of its length; it was at the base of a slope, so one half was inside the slope. I ordered my Pikmin to pick it up, and some of them went around the treasure's sides to pick it up. They went into the slope, where you could see their protruding stems. When they started carrying it, they moved it forward, and also started sucking it down into the ground. Finally the whole damn thing went under, and all the Pikmin carrying it died with the thrown-into-a-bottomless-pit sound effect. Then the treasure fell out of the sky again.

At 2/4/08 10:57 PM, theNGpro wrote: Wow fuck you guys, its fucking gentic i cant help it that im a lard ass, jesus i try and come back and you guys just abuse me wtf?!

The fact that you didn't expect this to happen means that you are probably not meant for the Internet.

First Generation = Awesome.
Second Generation = Suck.
Third Generation = Slightly Less Awesome
Fourth Generation = Slightly Less Awesome.

Deal with it.

At 2/14/08 01:41 PM, Howtopian wrote: There could only be one man, and the man is me...
C'est le back, bitches, and with avengance!

I present to you, Giratard!

Hooray for Howtopian, the Captain Pirate Jesus!

At 2/11/08 08:55 PM, brotdw wrote: Shit I love Pokemon!

Fuse sprites or GTFO.

At 2/7/08 09:16 PM, Spaghetti14 wrote: When you said that, she probably took it as "Of course I would never hit on someone like YOU."
So it probably came out as an insult rather than saying "I'm not hitting on you."

Now a new question: why am I too socially inept to realize this on my own? X(

At 2/7/08 09:13 PM, EpicFail wrote: The way you said it maybe?

Or she has no interest in you.

I know, I don't really like her anymore...

I doubt anyone will actually care, but here you go.

I was at a school dance or something a few weeks ago and I got tired of actually dancing, so I went off to the sidelines to rest. Once there, I saw this girl who I used to like until I found out she was dating somebody else, but I decided that I wanted to at least get to know her better. So I walked up to her and said, "Hey, what's up?"
Then we talked for a while about school and how much we despised it. And then after a brief pause in the conversation, she asked "Are you hitting on me?"
Taken quite aback by this, I kind of laughed and answered "No, no! Of course not!" Me, the socially inept 13-year-old, figured this an appropriate answer, as she was currently dating someone else. But she got mad at me, and we haven't talked to one another since.
Can someone tell me what the hell I did wrong?

1st generation = awesome
2nd generation = suck
3rd generation = mediocre
4th generation = awesome
5th generation probably = suck

At 2/3/08 07:50 PM, JackBonneham wrote: I thought they were both really good. I bet that you payed them for about 10 minutes and gave up because you didn't understand it

Go White Pikmin!!!

Hey man, I almost beat that game. And they're free to play, pal. Club Penguin they ain't.

At 2/3/08 07:52 PM, Kurofelis wrote:

At 2/3/08 07:49 PM, dodo-man-1 wrote:
They're both okay, but that's the thing... they're so "OK" that they're barely worth the time.

Well, I certainly don't agree that they're "okay".

But I agree with you on that old enemies point.

They added plenty of new, awesome ones, though. For example, the Man-At-Legs. It was so awesome, even though it slaughtered me the first time I fought it.

I do love that Man-At-Legs. The Segmented Crawbster is great too. The Waterwraith is the coolest-looking thing ever, but I HATE that bastard! It randomly appeared on the first floor of the cave and slaughtered 80 of my Pikmin!

At 2/3/08 07:47 PM, Kurofelis wrote: I don't understand any of you who don't like Pikmin.

Oh well. We all have our likes...

They're both okay, but that's the thing... they're so "OK" that they're barely worth the time.

The second one was definitely better, but they took out the best enemies from the first for no reason. Anyone remember the Goolix? Or the Pearly Clamclamp? Or the mushroom thing whose name I can't find or remember? They took those out, god knows why. And the best boss ever is gone, the Smoky Progg. It was really annoying, but it was awesome, and they took it out for a bouncing bird-snake.

Well, that's my rant for this half-hour.

At 2/3/08 07:34 PM, EpicFail wrote: Why are there so much video game threads lately, what is the world coming to?

I mean yes, I play video games, I love them, but why post so much threads about it on newgrounds, and not actual video game forums?

Just to annoy you. Now shut up and live with it; there's no law against them.

Or Pikmin 2, and think it sucks a fairly above-average amount of balls? Those damn games are really annoying... damn radish-midgets...

Why do we need this? Couldn't we be curing cancer instead of making sperm out of god damn bones?

When I went, there were like 5 people there and I knew them all. And the movie was great. (Probably because I saw it before that stupid fuckin' cock-in-your-ass Hannah Montana movie came out).

At 2/3/08 07:10 PM, dogstile wrote: it never fucking ends!

I hear it ends after 30 years. But hell, the backwards-compatibility that lets you play it won't last that long! So what's the point?

They should have taken advantage of that microphone that came with Mario Party. That would have been awesome. So when Tom Nook says, "Pay off my house bitch!" or whatever, you could say "Go stick your cock up your ass, you fuckin' butt-mongrel" and see what happens.

At 2/3/08 03:03 PM, Icelord182 wrote:

At 2/3/08 01:54 PM, dodo-man-1 wrote:

Wow... i need a girlfriends...

Corection.

I can agree with that logic. :(

At 2/3/08 12:50 PM, Icelord182 wrote: So... you all know the story of how deoxys came to be... Right? well any way...

blah blah blah stuff

Wow... we need some girlfriends...

Well, unless you're all being sarcastic, I have this one...

At 2/2/08 12:33 AM, Dead-Body-Man wrote: I really like it.

Do more.

Sarcasm, right?