862 Forum Posts by "DocWily"
I like to remain sober enough to avoid... Let's say, unpleasant targets.
Would anyone happen to know what key would let you play the most music? Or what most music is played in?
Hey there. I'm trying to buy a specialty flute as a gift for a friend of mine a bit too fond of Japan for his own good.
Anyway, they come in different keys... EE, CC, E and C. Anyone who knows exactally what it all means, or what I should pick up in the end?
It's Dragostea Din Tei, by a Romanian band named O-Zone.
The Way, courtesy of Fastball. Czech it out, yeah?
Sorry, it's illegal to end a topic with Foamy. It's the law and it's enforced. With guns... 0rz.
You can't manufacture a church, so you'd have to retrofit them all in the field. Wouldn't be cost-effective. Think smaller.
So, you're going about your business, and for whatever reason, you need something to explode. I won't ask questions...
These days, we're forces to carry our own explosives, but why? The answer is clear. More things need to be able to self-destruct!
Has the television come upon a feminine hygene commercial, somehow started repeating itself, and melted it's optical eye and control pannel into goo? No worries! Just a simple voice command followed by a ten minute countdown, in which you and James Bond must escape the room later, your problem is solved.
Sure, some people might try to tell you about "power cords" or "collateral damage," but these people are terrorists. Don't liiiiiisten...
Can you think of anything else that could use a good explosion or two? (Besides my head, I already have that covered.)
Sure they would, they're my parents after all. If I'm so unskilled I run the risk of crashing a car and sending their insurance premiums into orbit, they'd have made me retake driver's ed.
Oh, my results were 15/16 written. 2x practical. (Too slow in one intersection.)
We're all inexperienced at some point, yeah? I've been told I'm a pretty good driver, anyways...
As of... 8:45 or so, I was the newest driver on the roads of CT. T3h awesome.
Probably just invented by the creator, sounded catchy.
Oh, um... Fap?
Ehhehhehhehheh! Leave it to AOL...
Why not? I'll just leave my browser open to NG. There ya go.
This comic pretty much sums up that artist's attitude...
Heh, whatever get's you excited, barring pedophilia or something like that...
If they get to use another language, so must I.
Ein britischer Teer ist eine hochfliegende Seele, so frei, wie eine energische Faust des Berg bird.His bereit sein sollte zu widerstehen, A, das autoritäre word.His Nase keuchen sollte und seine Lippe sollte sich kräuseln, sollten seine Backen flammen und seine Braue furl.His Busen hebt und sein Herz sollten glühen, und seine Faust ist überhaupt ein zu den Augen des Knock-down blow.His sollte mit einem angeborenen Feuer blitzen bereit, ist seine Braue verächtlich wrung.He sollte zu einem domineering Stirnrunzeln nie unten beugen, oder der Zapfen eines tyrant tongue.His Fusses sollte stempeln und seine Kehle sollte knurren, sollte sein Haar sich kräuseln und sein Gesicht scowl.His Augen blitzen und seine Brust stehen und dieses sollen hervor.
How very ghetto of me.
I'm the greatest wrapper this side of the Rio Grande.
Actually, I do. I know everything about you. "We" are always watching. And, in the esteemed opinion of my shadowy colleagues, piss off. Two Goldencats on Newgrounds is three too many.
No, go hold Lisa Trevor instead.
Let me fire up my afro-english translator...
"Yous a punk ass buster."
That makes sense, right? You can never trust these online deals.
Dear god, Goldencat is alive! Act indifferently, quick!
Anyways, the original recordings these days are usually pretty bad, why would I want to listen to a bunch of pre-pubecent banshees bash out their own little version?
Y'know what rocked about 99% of the Godzilla movies?
No Godzookie.
I'm having a Chem and English midterm tomorrow morning. No worries.
Damnit people, tobacco is a plant, and if it comes out of the ground, we should be able to smoke it. Like coal, or opium!
My family has, at some point, "walked the walk" with most of the planet. We'd be happy to celebrate diversity by laughing at you.

