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Response to: FF7 - is shite Posted July 2nd, 2007 in General

Gameplay > graphics.

Response to: I slept with a random woman Posted March 2nd, 2005 in General

I like to remain sober enough to avoid... Let's say, unpleasant targets.

Response to: Instrument Keys Posted February 23rd, 2005 in General

That'll be perfect. Thank you.

Response to: Instrument Keys Posted February 23rd, 2005 in General

Would anyone happen to know what key would let you play the most music? Or what most music is played in?

Instrument Keys Posted February 23rd, 2005 in General

Hey there. I'm trying to buy a specialty flute as a gift for a friend of mine a bit too fond of Japan for his own good.

Anyway, they come in different keys... EE, CC, E and C. Anyone who knows exactally what it all means, or what I should pick up in the end?

Response to: Numa Numa Dance On Bestweekever Posted February 11th, 2005 in General

It's Dragostea Din Tei, by a Romanian band named O-Zone.

Response to: your favorite song Posted February 11th, 2005 in General

The Way, courtesy of Fastball. Czech it out, yeah?

Response to: Photoshop time! Posted February 9th, 2005 in General

Photoshop THAT MAN!

Photoshop time!

Response to: Something is missing... Posted February 9th, 2005 in General

Sorry, it's illegal to end a topic with Foamy. It's the law and it's enforced. With guns... 0rz.

Response to: Something is missing... Posted February 9th, 2005 in General

You can't manufacture a church, so you'd have to retrofit them all in the field. Wouldn't be cost-effective. Think smaller.

Something is missing... Posted February 9th, 2005 in General

So, you're going about your business, and for whatever reason, you need something to explode. I won't ask questions...

These days, we're forces to carry our own explosives, but why? The answer is clear. More things need to be able to self-destruct!

Has the television come upon a feminine hygene commercial, somehow started repeating itself, and melted it's optical eye and control pannel into goo? No worries! Just a simple voice command followed by a ten minute countdown, in which you and James Bond must escape the room later, your problem is solved.

Sure, some people might try to tell you about "power cords" or "collateral damage," but these people are terrorists. Don't liiiiiisten...

Can you think of anything else that could use a good explosion or two? (Besides my head, I already have that covered.)

Response to: Just snagged my license. ^^ Posted February 8th, 2005 in General

Sure they would, they're my parents after all. If I'm so unskilled I run the risk of crashing a car and sending their insurance premiums into orbit, they'd have made me retake driver's ed.

Oh, my results were 15/16 written. 2x practical. (Too slow in one intersection.)

Response to: Just snagged my license. ^^ Posted February 8th, 2005 in General

We're all inexperienced at some point, yeah? I've been told I'm a pretty good driver, anyways...

Just snagged my license. ^^ Posted February 8th, 2005 in General

As of... 8:45 or so, I was the newest driver on the roads of CT. T3h awesome.

Response to: What does Vaseline Mean? Posted January 28th, 2005 in General

Probably just invented by the creator, sounded catchy.

Oh, um... Fap?

Response to: Roffles Aimbot! Posted January 24th, 2005 in General

Ehhehhehhehheh! Leave it to AOL...

Response to: Lets beat the record, BBS! Posted January 24th, 2005 in General

Why not? I'll just leave my browser open to NG. There ya go.

Response to: Wendy comics Posted January 24th, 2005 in General

This comic pretty much sums up that artist's attitude...

http://www.go-girly.com/?comic=cutewendy&strip=138

Response to: Omg Teh Hentai Posted January 24th, 2005 in General

Heh, whatever get's you excited, barring pedophilia or something like that...

Response to: I'm Blinging. Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

If they get to use another language, so must I.

Ein britischer Teer ist eine hochfliegende Seele, so frei, wie eine energische Faust des Berg bird.His bereit sein sollte zu widerstehen, A, das autoritäre word.His Nase keuchen sollte und seine Lippe sollte sich kräuseln, sollten seine Backen flammen und seine Braue furl.His Busen hebt und sein Herz sollten glühen, und seine Faust ist überhaupt ein zu den Augen des Knock-down blow.His sollte mit einem angeborenen Feuer blitzen bereit, ist seine Braue verächtlich wrung.He sollte zu einem domineering Stirnrunzeln nie unten beugen, oder der Zapfen eines tyrant tongue.His Fusses sollte stempeln und seine Kehle sollte knurren, sollte sein Haar sich kräuseln und sein Gesicht scowl.His Augen blitzen und seine Brust stehen und dieses sollen hervor.

How very ghetto of me.

Response to: I'm Blinging. Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

I'm the greatest wrapper this side of the Rio Grande.

I'm Blinging.

Response to: I'm Blinging. Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

Actually, I do. I know everything about you. "We" are always watching. And, in the esteemed opinion of my shadowy colleagues, piss off. Two Goldencats on Newgrounds is three too many.

Response to: This Kidz Bop Crap Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

No, go hold Lisa Trevor instead.

Response to: I'm Blinging. Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

Let me fire up my afro-english translator...

"Yous a punk ass buster."

That makes sense, right? You can never trust these online deals.

Response to: This Kidz Bop Crap Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

Dear god, Goldencat is alive! Act indifferently, quick!

Anyways, the original recordings these days are usually pretty bad, why would I want to listen to a bunch of pre-pubecent banshees bash out their own little version?

Response to: Watching Godzilla Vs Space Godzilla Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

Y'know what rocked about 99% of the Godzilla movies?

No Godzookie.

Response to: Midterms tomorrow :( Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

I'm having a Chem and English midterm tomorrow morning. No worries.

Response to: Addicted Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

Damnit people, tobacco is a plant, and if it comes out of the ground, we should be able to smoke it. Like coal, or opium!

Response to: photoshop smith! Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

Best. Photoshop. Ever.

photoshop smith!

Response to: White people Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

My family has, at some point, "walked the walk" with most of the planet. We'd be happy to celebrate diversity by laughing at you.