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Response to: BS on Facebook Posted May 2nd, 2012 in General

:Solution: I removed both of them from my friends list

I second this motion

Response to: am i an alchaholic? Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

U are, and a one who like to share it publicly
Also, try finding an alcaholic who is not angry and perfectly happy with his life

Response to: the taste of your genital fluids Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

Taste your own semen, great... Now try tasting your sea men. Thats where the skill is

Response to: Back in my day. Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

At 5/1/12 08:42 AM, SKHM wrote: gnomes belong to unions and are socialists

Just a quick note, being socialist is an amazing thing if you are not a gazillionair. U know, like EVERYONE here on NG

Response to: Isn't everything we do selfish? Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

At 5/1/12 01:21 PM, Gagsy wrote: Did I gain any form of satisfaction from helping the eldery woman walk home when she was struggling? Not really.

Egocentricity as a whole is not about satisfaction but personal gain. What u gained here, is the fact that you were able to tell that story about how you helped someone and didnt gain anything. The fact remains, that on some level you are proud that you were able to help someone and not expect any kind of acknowledgment in return. Selfish. And it's not a bad thing, the problem is there are many definitions for "selfish" but only 1 word for them all. You can be selfish at the cost of other people and you can be selfish and have no effect on anyone or anything. 1 word, 2 definitions. Ultimately, being selfish with no real benefit is just being afraid of being selfish at the cost of others, which translates into benefiting you, because:
a. Satisfaction of a selfless act (neutralizing the selflessity)
b. Satisfactions in not provoking negative feelings

My point is, being selfish is not a bad thing. Many think it is, but just because they mix different meanings with different expressions. Smart enough to think about interconnections, yet unable to use intraconnection

Response to: Does god physicly exist? Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

If yes, he is definitively in my pants

Response to: What is madness Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

Great!
Ive noticed that a lot of artists use the same textures and sounds. Is there a place to get those?

Response to: Legalization of Marijuanna in 2012 Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

Great satellite show The Young Turks covers marijuana from time to time

Private funding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5E9T3cBfEs&feature=plcp

Death by marijuana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMeg6Uup5zw&feature=plcp

Brief History of Marijuana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4X-4zagMm0&feature=plcp

State vs Federal laws
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQpl3r2jiyQ&feature=plcp

Response to: What is madness Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

At 4/30/12 08:24 PM, BouseSlayer wrote: As long as you respect the original makers and developers of the Madness series as far as originality and stray away from blatant plagiarism.

ok, but when does it become plagiarism and when is it inspired by

Response to: Legalization of Marijuanna in 2012 Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

In many parts of the world it is legal. Netherlands has special daytime shops just for that (it is illegal to mix weed with tabaco in public places), Belgium and most of the Europe don't allow to sell, but do allow to carry up to 3 grams.

The reasons why its stamped under heavy drugs in u.s. :

Religious groups still have some power there, and just love to dictate how other people should live their lives.
Prisons are private businesses and it's very profitable to sentence people for possession and distribution.
Private contractors who raid the dispensaries and the corporations that provide weapons, tools, armor, vehicles etc also make a lot of money off that.
Those who make money, donate a small portion to politicians who make sure that it stays that way. It's a self sustaining system.

The truth is, if you know the facts behind marijuana, u cant even call it a drug really. If you do, you might as well call beer a drug. I drink beer = i take drugs. Every informed person would pick weed over alcohol in a second. You do not become dependent like with alcohol or tobacco, it does not cause aggression, it does not harm your health as much as the other two (joint with half weed half tobacco is much healthier than pure tobacco), the "stoned effect" doest last long at all. and so on..

Did you know that by making it legal in netherlands, the 18+ group actually stopped smoking weed!!
When i was going for my snowboarding degree in Austria, i lived with 40 dutch ppl from 18 to 24 yo for 2 weeks. When i asked them about weed, they told me: "When you are under 18, and it's illegal, many consider it 'cool' to smoke weed. But now that you can walk into a store and legally buy anything you want, it's just stupid"

Response to: What's the worst thing you could... Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

Depends on a child. If its normal, nothing bad. If its a Damien daemon child:

Pull out the hair, break the bones, pull the teeth.
Fill the eyeballs with accid, let it react with strong base.
Pull the finger mails, then chop the fingers in half. Burn of the rest with a torch
Order a full body skin removal under heavy drugs, when it awakes, toss the body into a salt bath.

Then keeping on life support with all needed nutrients and blood transfusion if needed. Keep the dream alive.

(someone mentioned that sexual abuse is the worth thing, i kindly disagree)

Response to: A wizard breaks in your house. Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

Report him to the magic embassy. It is a known fact that when a wizard donates anything to the poor, it is never really free and he expect sexual favors in return while molesting the children.

Response to: Reality Check. Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

Welcome to depression. Once emotions and hormones fade away, u'll realize how silly this idea is.
What you have is a temporary setback in the maslow piramide.
I have this sh1t every time i have an injury, my turtle dies, bad performance in college, love drama

Response to: I need serious help w/ sex offender Posted April 30th, 2012 in General

wtf, kids these days...

I dont think it's as easy as reporting this. There also must be a reason behind parents not acting on it. Plus, if the girl really doesnt mind...
If you can convince the girl to break it up, then it's time to hammer the dude, but else, u'll do more harm than good.

p.s. what is your primary motivation to get involved?

What is madness Posted April 30th, 2012 in General

I was wondering how open is the whole madness idea to third party developers?

I am developing a mobile application, based on a 3D engine where the main idea somewhat resembles Madness.
You play as a humanoid robot, with head feat arms and body as deattached floating parts. Shooting bullets, taking cover, using abilities and fighting is the main core of the gameplay. Everything up till now was build as a prototype placeholder, and with a slight redesign of the characters and levels, could actually fit the Madness theme very well, which seems to be a very well established phenomena here on newgrounds.

So i am wondering, am i free to use the idea. If so, are there any basic resources available for the madness universe? Sounds, textures, backgrounds etc

Response to: Artist needed for game.. Posted January 23rd, 2012 in Collaboration

the game a lot of things, buggy as hell, ugly, nowhere near even demo, but boring is not one of them! it could be a killer app on iOS, they love this stuff. That is if u can make variety and keep challenging the player. i would also suggest to use a move counter instead of a timer

Response to: Downloads but no votes? Posted January 22nd, 2012 in Audio

Here, gave u a 5 with my voting power of 6 ;)

Response to: OlSkool music and rap needed Posted January 21st, 2012 in Audio

@AKACCMIOF PM'ed
@BrokenDeck tnx a lot for the info, as any broker would say, information is the most valuable asset in the current capitalistic world

OlSkool music and rap needed Posted January 21st, 2012 in Audio

I am building an application about an old school dinosaur, who is trying to make it big by busting breakdancing moves. The game is a tap the beat style application and i am having hard time to find decent old school break music and rap. I have 2d/3d art, voice actors, script, concept, but it just doesnt fit without great music.
If anyone could help with anything, would mean a world to me.

Response to: Game Competition, Collab? - Paid Posted January 16th, 2012 in Collaboration

As far as i know, html5 only runs at like 5fps on mobile devices. c++ is where u want to be.
I think that ur better of with a payed artist, and when u finish and publish a somewhat successful project, recruit co-developers/artist for future projects, with something to show for.
Just a suggestion

Response to: Paid Cut Scene Posted January 16th, 2012 in Collaboration

The thing is, for 50 bucks you can get one very good drawing.
15 sec at 24 fps, thats a looooooooooot of work.
Plus, the concept art that uve posted lacks a bit of creative talent. Bad color choice and a bit basic

Response to: Looking for Animator Posted January 16th, 2012 in Collaboration

When i need any 2d art, i always go to shad from shadbase.com (found him here on newgrounds)
Ive worked with many people on different projects, and from all of them, shad was by far the easiest and most professional to work with.
http://shadbase.com/digital-gallery/?pid =595

Response to: Voice actor and sound designer Posted January 11th, 2012 in Collaboration

At 1/11/12 06:49 PM, J-Rex wrote: Do you still need voice actors?

Sure, do u have a voice demo?

Response to: Voice actor and sound designer Posted January 11th, 2012 in Collaboration

Sure, i can use all help that i can get.
I am also searching for people with iOS devices for testing

Response to: What programs do collaborators use Posted January 7th, 2012 in Collaboration

I would say Google Docs is the best solution. It support simultaneous document editing for unlimited users, web publishing, 1gb of free storage per user, tables, etc
In 2010, for a sc2 project, we used to edit one brainstorming document with 5 people at the same time. This was our Log
Also, Google+ conference feature is a neat addition

Response to: Voice actor and sound designer Posted January 5th, 2012 in Collaboration

Still searching for help

Response to: Voice actor and sound designer Posted December 30th, 2011 in Collaboration

Alright, Nistro is helping with the sounds and voice.
Still, if u have a native English voice and own some break beat, it would mean a world to me if you could help.
If you are interested, take a look at the project docs
https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=
1aOB9awjhn0pVI0RvfB8thsqB4quBPSXo-5l4hHE ADdA

Response to: Coders! Let's Team Up &win $20,000 Posted December 29th, 2011 in Collaboration

20k, i think its unity contest. Deadline is in like 6 days
http://unity3d.com/

Response to: Needing background artist. Posted December 29th, 2011 in Collaboration

I am a developer myself, and using services of the shadman www.shadbase.com
He calls his commissions "assassinations" :) and is the most punctual guy I've ever worked with.
Low prices, high quality, strict deadlines

Response to: Voice actor and sound designer Posted December 29th, 2011 in Collaboration

Awesome man, can you make a preview of the voice and the beat?
Lets talk/chat via skype AntonShuminBe

At 12/29/11 07:09 AM, SirNistro wrote: count me in mate, i can make some old school musics and voice acting