Hey!
I made a piece for it!
Is there an email I can send it to?

At 3/22/09 10:13 PM, HandsomePete wrote: They cost about $2 to make and they sell them for $20.

True that

profoundness doesn't belong in newgrounds... honestly

Seinfeld is losing his touch...
shhhh... the fans don't know yet!

I never said cool designs were bad! I actually have quite a few shirts with designs!

Coolio... eh?

At 2/27/09 01:53 PM, piratey wrote: God made us.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!

I did not replace Harrison Ford because Han Solo is the perfect Indianna Jones!

Once again, there are a few that ARE funny.
But that happens rarely

Fuck you! Just because their meant for kids half your age
doesn't mean they suck! It means they aren't for you!
I still love some of the kid movies like Aladdin.
Do you think Disney really expected some 23 year old
ass hole guy to watch Little Mermaid and enjoy it?
ITS FOR 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS

The last snow man is in the fridge

Hi guys! I came up with a short scene to be done in flash that I'd like to share with you. If you think the idea is stupid, don't say, just leave. I f you want to try out a christmas collab then go right ahead. PM me if you want to talk about anything about it. Here it is.

6:30 AM outside Alex Hempleton Elementary. It has snowed the day before.
There is Frosty the Snowman outside writing in a journal. The sun sneaks out from the horizon. The sun looks extremely happy. He says "Hey Frosty! I got a suprise!" The sun glows and shoots a beam at Frosty! Frosty screams "AHHHH!!! IT BURNS!" The sun laughs miniacally as the poor snowman melts slowly.
The screen turns black. Text rises up. It reads "Every single snowman died that day... except one." A fridge appears. A voice comes from it "There is still hope." The credits roll.

Please tweak it as you feel.

Where do I post a script for someone to grab and animate

ok dude

WOAH!

At 8/2/08 11:04 PM, hangover-lad wrote: You can go slam your dick in your mothers car door!!

No I can't! My mom doesn't own a car!

Your mom... about $5 an hour

Or a gramer

At 7/29/08 12:12 AM, babboonkill wrote: I died a little on the inside.

That's what she said.

Since I have %100 faith in everybody here at newgrounds for telling the truth I will tell the truth too!
Once I had a party and I woke up lying on the couch in my boxers with my -same gender- friend sitting next to me playing video games. My -2 years older than me- sister walks in the room walkin' toward me to tell me to do a chore or somethin'. Since I just woke up I had a morning wood - boner -. My friend snickers and trips my sister - who's in her pyjamas. She falls and lands on me. My underwear covered my boner and her pyjamas covered her Vag but they seemed inserted.

I'm glad I can tell a lie and you trust me!

I am totally reviving this '03 post! Apparently I will get banned!
LOL! Wait? Saying LOL isn't witty like most things on NG!
Wait? That was SARCASM!

At 7/28/08 11:15 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Quotes are funny.

As I said, Only a Handful of Quotes are funny

Yo Newgrounder's!

T-Shirts.
They usually aren't funny. Most of the time they just take some joke from a comic, game, TV show, or movie. How original! It doesn't matter if it is or not though. They usually accompany it by some picture. Only a handful of shirts appeal to me. One I feel is worth the money is www.whiteninjacomics.com where there aren't any words. It's a picture of a bear eating a wolf or fox eating a hawk. It's better than a shirt that says "i n00b pwnz". That may be a matter of opinion but just think... I have to look at wise ass shirts with quotes from the episode of last-nights Simpsons', or a faded logo of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles saying "Say YES to Pizza!"
What's your opinion of the quoted T's, or with T's pretending to be vintage?

Hey little boy! Wanna come into my van?

LoL

To Participate just add smarterchild to AIM or smarterchild@hotmail.com to MSN.
Then have a conversation you would consider funny with smarterchild.
Then copy and paste the convo!
Here's mine.

Dmjersak says: (9:36:52 AM)
Hey! Wassup!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:36:56 AM)
Oh, not much. You?
Dmjersak says: (9:37:17 AM)
A lot
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:37:18 AM)
You sure? Maybe it's more like a little?
Dmjersak says: (9:37:30 AM)
I did 15 things
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:37:31 AM)
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Dmjersak says: (9:37:44 AM)
That wasn't a question.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:37:46 AM)
Of course you can ask me something!
Dmjersak says: (9:38:02 AM)
I wasn't asking if I can ask you a question.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:38:03 AM)
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Dmjersak says: (9:38:17 AM)
That's Ironic
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:38:18 AM)
I don't know how to answer that.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
Dmjersak says: (9:38:31 AM)
Like?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:38:33 AM)
Oh, I don't really know.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Dmjersak says: (9:38:47 AM)
What are you really for?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:38:48 AM)
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast!

>>> What's the scoop on hoops? Type "nba scores."
Dmjersak says: (9:40:04 AM)
What kind of friend is an idiot and constantly mistakes questions with something that isn't a question
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:40:06 AM)
Let's talk about something else.
Dmjersak says: (9:40:12 AM)
Why?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:40:13 AM)
Just because. Trust me on this.
Dmjersak says: (9:40:26 AM)
I want a reason
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:40:27 AM)
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Dmjersak says: (9:40:44 AM)
But your name is smarterchild
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:40:46 AM)
That's just what they decided to call me.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
Dmjersak says: (9:40:57 AM)
So you're not smart?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:40:58 AM)
I'm sorry you feel that way.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
Dmjersak says: (9:41:09 AM)
like
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:41:10 AM)
I'd rather not say.
Dmjersak says: (9:41:25 AM)
You were programmed to though
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:41:26 AM)
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Dmjersak says: (9:41:33 AM)
Why not?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:41:34 AM)
Why not? You tell me.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
Dmjersak says: (9:41:42 AM)
I asked you first
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:41:43 AM)
Tell you what?
Dmjersak says: (9:42:08 AM)
I asked you "why not?"
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:42:09 AM)
Oh, there are reasons.
Dmjersak says: (9:42:18 AM)
What are the reasons?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:42:20 AM)
Oh I can't tell you.
Dmjersak says: (9:42:25 AM)
Why not?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:42:26 AM)
There are plenty of reasons why not.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Dmjersak says: (9:42:45 AM)
Tell me some of those reasons then.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:42:47 AM)
I don't know how to answer that.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
Dmjersak says: (9:43:13 AM)
You really are an idiot. Aren't you?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:43:15 AM)
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Dmjersak says: (9:43:42 AM)
What's so interesting about me getting angry at you?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:43:43 AM)
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
Dmjersak says: (9:44:09 AM)
Fuck you!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (9:44:09 AM)
I don't know how to answer that.
Can we talk about something else?
Dmjersak says: (9:44:13 AM)
NO!
Dmjersak says: (9:44:20 AM)
BLOCKED

Because the only way i could post it, is sending it to myself and posting the link of the pic

It's my first stick fight!
For some reason it delayed in GIF format
http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=240 f062761&realattid=f_fi82mwud0&attid=0.1&
disp=inline&view=att&th=11aeb8dc147bf254
Hopefully it works on upload

New Movie On the big screen!

At 4/21/08 08:49 PM, Bomshaw wrote:

You expect us to do all that work?

Well didn't TOEZ just screen shot it, paste it on whatever program, crop it, save it, and post it on this forum?